Longmont Potion Castle 6 (2008)

Longmont Potion Castle 6

Track 18: Yucatan Suckerman

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  • SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_00: What are you doing?
  • SPEAKER_00: Who's this?
  • SPEAKER_00: This is Lars.
  • SPEAKER_00: Lawrence.
  • SPEAKER_00: From the band.
  • SPEAKER_00: From the band?
  • SPEAKER_00: What band?
  • SPEAKER_00: From Yucatan Succa Man.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't know who you are. What's up?
  • SPEAKER_00: I play Maraca.
  • SPEAKER_00: You feel me or what?
  • SPEAKER_00: Do you even know who you're talking to?
  • SPEAKER_00: You ever heard Crossfire?
  • SPEAKER_00: No.
  • SPEAKER_00: Been in the Crossfire?
  • SPEAKER_00: Been in the crossfire?
  • SPEAKER_00: You even know who you're talking to?
  • SPEAKER_00: That's me, on Congo and Morocco.
  • SPEAKER_00: Who you want to talk to?
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to get a hold of somebody who lives adjacent to me.
  • SPEAKER_00: Adjacent to you where?
  • SPEAKER_00: Nearby.
  • SPEAKER_00: I need to move as a bundle of piglets here I got.
  • SPEAKER_00: Piglets? I don't even know who the fuck you are, dude, later.
  • SPEAKER_00: What?
  • SPEAKER_00: Who do you, who do you think you're talking to?
  • SPEAKER_00: What you're talking to?
  • SPEAKER_00: To charity.
  • SPEAKER_00: To who?
  • SPEAKER_00: They're going to charity and I need somebody to help me move them.
  • SPEAKER_00: Then who do you think?
  • SPEAKER_00: What's my name?
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm Lars.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm from the band.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't know who the fuck you are, dude.
  • SPEAKER_00: Yucatan suck a man.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, go Yucatan suck your own self.
  • SPEAKER_00: Later.
  • None: You never heard of us?
  • SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah, howdy.
  • SPEAKER_00: This is Lars calling?
  • SPEAKER_00: Percussionist.
  • SPEAKER_00: How the fuck did you get this number?
  • SPEAKER_00: The operator.
  • SPEAKER_00: What's my name?
  • SPEAKER_00: I just need help moving these piglets.
  • SPEAKER_00: It's like 45 minutes, max.
  • SPEAKER_00: Piglets?
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_00: What the fuck are you talking about, dude? You don't even know who the fuck I am.
  • SPEAKER_00: Do you know who I am?
  • SPEAKER_00: No.
  • SPEAKER_00: One of the most famous Maraca players.
  • SPEAKER_00: I could fucking care left. What the fuck you do?
  • SPEAKER_00: Percussionist?
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't give a shit, dude. You don't even know who I am.
  • SPEAKER_00: Why don't you help me? It's for charity.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't even know who the fuck you are, dude.
  • SPEAKER_00: There are.
  • SPEAKER_00: 35 piglets and I need to move them.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, move them yourself?
  • SPEAKER_00: What the fuck you do?
  • SPEAKER_00: You're just calling numbers at random or what?
  • SPEAKER_00: You live nearby me.
  • SPEAKER_00: Where do you live?
  • SPEAKER_00: Nearby.
  • SPEAKER_00: It's about a 45 degree angle.
  • SPEAKER_00: How did you get this number?
  • SPEAKER_00: From the operator.
  • SPEAKER_00: This is on listed fucking number, dude.
  • SPEAKER_00: Like hell it is.
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it is.
  • SPEAKER_00: Look, I know Taekwondo.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't give a shit.
  • SPEAKER_00: I know Kung Fu, Karate.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't give a shit.
  • SPEAKER_00: Why don't you come over here then?
  • SPEAKER_00: Knock on my door.
  • SPEAKER_00: Kickboxing?
  • SPEAKER_00: Come knock on my door.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'll knock on your chinbone.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, come on.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'll hold my shoes on right now.
  • SPEAKER_00: For what?
  • SPEAKER_00: Come over here and try your condo on me.
  • SPEAKER_00: You want a kickbox?
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah. Come on over.
  • SPEAKER_00: I thought maybe after we were done, we go out and do a little butt slapping.
  • SPEAKER_00: How's that sound?
  • SPEAKER_00: What the fuck's wrong with you, man?
  • SPEAKER_00: What's wrong with you, pal? This is for charity?
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't give a shit.
  • SPEAKER_00: What the hell are you calling over here for?
  • SPEAKER_00: Because you're nearest to me, and I need help.
  • SPEAKER_00: And I need help.
  • SPEAKER_00: Dude, you don't even know the number.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't even know what the fuck's going on here.
  • SPEAKER_00: You could't suck a man, name of the band.
  • SPEAKER_00: Caught in the crossfire.
  • SPEAKER_00: How did you get this fucking number, dude?
  • SPEAKER_00: The extended jam, I know you've heard that.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't give a shit who you are, dude.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't give a fuck that you played with the Beatles.
  • SPEAKER_00: That doesn't mean shit to me.
  • SPEAKER_00: You're fixing to get caught in the crossfire on my feet.
  • SPEAKER_00: If I come down there.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, come on.
  • SPEAKER_00: Come on.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm a kickbox, yes.
  • SPEAKER_00: Dude, don't call over here again.
  • SPEAKER_00: I won't tell you that right now.
  • SPEAKER_00: Just meet me outside.
  • SPEAKER_00: Come knock on the door.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, you come over here.
  • SPEAKER_00: We'll get started.
  • SPEAKER_00: Where the fuck you at, punk?
  • SPEAKER_00: I got a pitcher of water.
  • SPEAKER_00: We'll get you all juiced up.
  • SPEAKER_00: We'll get these piglets where they belong.
  • SPEAKER_00: That's your duty to help me out.
  • SPEAKER_00: My duty.
  • SPEAKER_00: Are you fucking sick or what, dude?
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm sick of your crap.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, give me your address.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'll be right there.
  • SPEAKER_00: And we'll settle this.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm in Suite 422.
  • SPEAKER_00: In Suite 422.
  • SPEAKER_00: On what street?
  • SPEAKER_00: None of your business.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, there ain't no sweet 422 around here, dude.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm from the band Yucatan suck a man.
  • SPEAKER_00: Yucatan suck a man.
  • SPEAKER_00: Why don't you suck yourself off and stop harassing people?
  • SPEAKER_00: There's 45 piglets in a bundle here that are going to suffer as a result of your negligence, pal.
  • SPEAKER_00: This is for charity.
  • SPEAKER_00: Dude, suck yourself.
  • SPEAKER_00: Why don't you step up to the plate?
  • SPEAKER_00: What's your address?
  • SPEAKER_00: That's confidential.
  • SPEAKER_00: Confidential.
  • SPEAKER_00: Confidential. You're full of shit.
  • SPEAKER_00: You're full of shit.
  • SPEAKER_00: of hot air if you ask me.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, come over here and I'll show you how much hot air I can dish out.
  • SPEAKER_00: Come on, big man.
  • SPEAKER_00: Put your address.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'll go over to your place.
  • SPEAKER_00: Give me an address.
  • SPEAKER_00: It's a private residence.
  • SPEAKER_00: Are you scared or what?
  • SPEAKER_00: Come knock on my door.
  • SPEAKER_00: Knock on my door.
  • None: Knock on my door.