Longmont Potion Castle II (1992)
Track 53: Your Old Friend Roy
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SPEAKER_01: He said I'll love you till I die.
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SPEAKER_01: Dear George, I was sitting in my office the other day,
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SPEAKER_01: and I was thinking about the days had gone by,
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SPEAKER_01: remembering the good times you and I had had
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SPEAKER_01: and trying to avoid the bad.
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SPEAKER_01: Over and over again, I kept wondering,
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SPEAKER_01: what would life be like should the Lord come today
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SPEAKER_01: and take my good friend George Jones off into the night?
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SPEAKER_01: I kept telling myself why it couldn't be.
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SPEAKER_01: but knowing all along that it is surely sooner than I would believe.
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SPEAKER_01: So I wrote a last message to my good buddy George,
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SPEAKER_01: and it's one that I think you ought to listen to,
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SPEAKER_01: one that you sure need to hear.
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SPEAKER_01: It goes something like this.
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SPEAKER_00: Many of us go through life worrying and fretting
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SPEAKER_00: because we don't have regular bowel movements.
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SPEAKER_00: The most important thing to remember about a normal bowel
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SPEAKER_00: is that your own pattern is normal
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SPEAKER_00: for you. Some people have bowel action after every meal. Some have it as rarely as once a week.
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SPEAKER_00: Lack of daily bowel action does not harm your health. It does not cause pimples, acne, or other
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SPEAKER_00: facial blemishes. It does not cause cancer or growths in the intestines nor any other disease.
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SPEAKER_00: Your bowel will move when it's ready to.
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SPEAKER_01: It's so hard watching you, for I really like to see you stick around a while.
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SPEAKER_01: He stopped.
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SPEAKER_01: Can you hear me, George?
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SPEAKER_01: Can you hear me?
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SPEAKER_01: Don't leave me.
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SPEAKER_01: Because I sure love you, George.
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SPEAKER_01: This is your old friend, Roy.