Longmont Potion Castle 8 (2011)
Track 3: Yodeling Jacques
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SPEAKER_01: Hello?
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SPEAKER_00: My name's Jacques with D.HL and we're trying to deliver your package, but we're lost.
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SPEAKER_01: What package?
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SPEAKER_00: We have a big case of wine for you.
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SPEAKER_01: What are you sure I can tell you?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm on the Socket Street.
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SPEAKER_01: Socket Street.
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SPEAKER_00: And we'll be there in about five to ten minutes.
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SPEAKER_00: It's a case of wine and a corkscrew.
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SPEAKER_01: From Costco?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: That is funny.
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SPEAKER_01: No, but tell me where you are so I can help you.
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SPEAKER_00: The thing we need from you is cash or check.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to give any.
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SPEAKER_01: any cash or check. I don't know what he's all about.
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SPEAKER_01: Nobody tell me anything. I didn't order anything.
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SPEAKER_00: It's from dry socket.
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SPEAKER_01: The socket. I didn't order anything.
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SPEAKER_00: Fine wine.
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SPEAKER_01: Wine? I never order any wine.
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, I'm in traffic right now. I'm driving.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm trying. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, look, we opened one of the bottles of wine. Only one.
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SPEAKER_01: I never ordered any wine, sir.
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SPEAKER_00: I opened one bottle.
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SPEAKER_01: That's a good one. I never order anything.
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SPEAKER_01: Sure, sure, sir, sir. Who's you looking for? What's my first name?
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SPEAKER_00: And I need a check and I need you to quit wasting my time.
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SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not. Okay, I'll come out. I'll stay outside. I'll see what happened, okay?
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SPEAKER_01: Okay. I don't know what's all about. I don't know where you are. Anyway, you have to go to Atlantic Borobot.
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SPEAKER_00: Why are you fiddling around?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm not fiddling around with you. I'm trying to tell you how to come.
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SPEAKER_00: Are you trying to tick with me?
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SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no, no. I'll come out to my house. I come out of my house, okay?
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SPEAKER_01: I will be out in the street where I leave.
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SPEAKER_00: My name is Jacques.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm coming outside now. I'm going to wait for you.
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SPEAKER_01: Sir, what is the name of the street chase?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm turning left. Now I'm turning right.
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SPEAKER_01: I say what address?
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SPEAKER_00: Raoul.
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SPEAKER_01: I know. My address.
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SPEAKER_00: 30346.
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SPEAKER_01: No, that is the telephone number. It's not my telephone. That's my telephone. That's my telephone.
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SPEAKER_01: What do you mean? 314 is the telephone. I'm talking about my house address.
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SPEAKER_00: I drink one of your bottles of wine.
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SPEAKER_01: Sir.
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SPEAKER_01: What address is it says to deliver to my house?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm turning right. Now I'm going just right.
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SPEAKER_00: Now we need $1,3.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know. I don't know what you're talking.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm saying, I'm asking you what address you're looking for.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm not talking about, I'm talking, you want to deliver to my house.
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SPEAKER_01: What is the address?
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SPEAKER_00: Wine.
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SPEAKER_01: Address.
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SPEAKER_00: 5.
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SPEAKER_01: That's telephone number.
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SPEAKER_01: It's not my address.
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SPEAKER_00: No, no.
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SPEAKER_00: Are you outside or inside?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm coming out now.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm coming out now.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm coming out now.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm coming out.
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SPEAKER_00: I took two bottles of wine.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to be honest.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm out on the street now.
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SPEAKER_01: 5.06.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm coming out now.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm coming out.
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SPEAKER_00: I need you to jump up and down.
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SPEAKER_01: Where are you?
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SPEAKER_01: Where?
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SPEAKER_01: Where?
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SPEAKER_01: Where?
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SPEAKER_01: In the street.
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SPEAKER_01: Where?
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SPEAKER_01: Which part of the street?
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SPEAKER_01: Driving down the street?
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SPEAKER_01: Where are you?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't, I, you drive in the street.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know where are you.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm out in my door.
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SPEAKER_01: My, my, sir, what are you talking about?
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SPEAKER_01: You talk about wine?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't drink wine.
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SPEAKER_01: I never see wine in my life.
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SPEAKER_01: Sir who, sir, who, sure who, I'm talking to you in the phone now, right now in front of my door.
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SPEAKER_01: Where are you?
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SPEAKER_01: Where are you?
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SPEAKER_00: Jumping up and down, sir.
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SPEAKER_01: Where, but where?
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SPEAKER_00: Up and down the street.
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SPEAKER_01: Where are you?
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SPEAKER_01: Who gave you my number?
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SPEAKER_00: D.H.L.
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SPEAKER_00: This is Jacques.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you're talking.
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SPEAKER_01: You keep, you stop, you better not ask, call the phone because I'm not going to answer no more.
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SPEAKER_00: You have a case of wine coming to you.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't drink.
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SPEAKER_00: You owe me money.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, I owe you money.
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SPEAKER_01: You say what you?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know who you are.
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SPEAKER_00: I want you to jump up and down.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, I jump up and down.
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SPEAKER_00: Jump up and down the street.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes, I'll jump up and down the street.
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SPEAKER_00: Here I yodel in the street.
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SPEAKER_01: Hillie-de-de-tee-oh-ro-tee-ro-tee-oh-ro-tee-oh-ro-dhi-oh-oh-a-oh-oh-da-da-d-a-ro-ro-oh.
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SPEAKER_00: We will drink together in the streets.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't drink.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you're talking.