wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 18 (2021)

Track 17: Yo-Yos Medley

SPEAKER_04: Hello.
SPEAKER_04: Hello there.
SPEAKER_01: Hi.
SPEAKER_04: Hello.
SPEAKER_01: Hi.
SPEAKER_01: What can I do for you?
SPEAKER_01: This is Cecilia at Lionheart Fencing Academy.
SPEAKER_11: Oh, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_11: I don't, you must have the wrong number.
SPEAKER_11: I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: So this is not swords.
SPEAKER_01: Sording?
SPEAKER_01: Swords.
SPEAKER_11: Who are you looking for?
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: Wrong one then.
SPEAKER_11: You have no problem.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, thank you so much.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, bye-bye.
SPEAKER_10: John.
SPEAKER_10: Hello.
SPEAKER_10: John.
SPEAKER_10: John, hello.
SPEAKER_09: Hello, John.
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, sort of sword fighting.
SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
SPEAKER_09: Used to be sword fighting.
SPEAKER_09: Now it's just impossible.
SPEAKER_09: Do they need my help?
SPEAKER_09: I'm sorry?
SPEAKER_09: Yes, do you need my health?
SPEAKER_09: Your house?
SPEAKER_09: No, help. Do you need my help?
SPEAKER_13: Beneath your house?
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I need your help.
SPEAKER_09: Do you?
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
SPEAKER_12: With what?
SPEAKER_09: I don't know, like, so like how much money do you want me to send to you?
SPEAKER_09: Hello?
SPEAKER_07: Hey, sir, how you doing?
SPEAKER_07: Good.
SPEAKER_07: Hey, so, uh, could you do you do?
SPEAKER_07: Tell me about your move?
SPEAKER_04: My moves?
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
SPEAKER_07: My moves?
SPEAKER_04: My move.
SPEAKER_04: Yep.
SPEAKER_04: I mean, like, the Stone Cold Stunner?
SPEAKER_07: I'm sorry. What was that?
SPEAKER_07: You asked about my move?
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, could you, uh, what's going on with it?
SPEAKER_07: Where are you coming from, or where are you going to?
SPEAKER_04: Uh, you get kicked in the stomach, and then I grab your head and, like, fall down.
SPEAKER_04: That's the stone cold stunner.
SPEAKER_04: Thunder.
SPEAKER_08: All right, that sounds awesome.
SPEAKER_08: Yep, I know that one.
SPEAKER_04: You have?
SPEAKER_04: That's my move.
SPEAKER_08: Yep.
SPEAKER_08: It's a good move.
SPEAKER_08: I like it.
SPEAKER_08: Anything else?
SPEAKER_08: No, I think I'm good.
SPEAKER_08: All right, that sounds awesome.
SPEAKER_07: All right, have a good one.
SPEAKER_08: You have a good one.
None: Hello.
SPEAKER_08: Hello?
SPEAKER_05: Hi, John.
SPEAKER_05: This is Cherry from the Umeantus side of the United States.
SPEAKER_05: Humane Society of the United States, and you're asking or inquiring about the Canadian Guests?
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, Canadian Guest?
SPEAKER_05: No, it's Canadian, you're asking or inquiring about the Canadian Guise, the goose protection
SPEAKER_05: for Canadian goose?
SPEAKER_02: Oh, no, you must have the wrong number, right?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I have no questions about the Canadian goose.
SPEAKER_05: All right, so, okay, uh, sorry for that.
SPEAKER_05: So is there anything else to under for today?
SPEAKER_11: No, thank you.
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yes.
SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
None: Bye.
SPEAKER_05: Thank you for calling you, Maine Society of the United States.
SPEAKER_05: Have a good day.
SPEAKER_11: Hello.
SPEAKER_11: Hello?
SPEAKER_03: Yes, hello.
SPEAKER_06: Yes?
SPEAKER_06: Hi.
SPEAKER_06: What's it about?
SPEAKER_03: You...
SPEAKER_03: you called me.
SPEAKER_06: No, I didn't.
SPEAKER_06: Somebody, unfortunately, there's some yo-yo out there in the nether world who takes a great deal
SPEAKER_06: of joy of cross-connecting different telephone users and usually connects three people together
SPEAKER_06: who all get called at the same time.
SPEAKER_06: They all think they've been called.
SPEAKER_06: Not one of them has made a call.
SPEAKER_06: So you just have to bear with it and hope that the asshole gets his stuff together
SPEAKER_06: and stops bothering us.
SPEAKER_06: Sorry about the income.
SPEAKER_06: about the income?
SPEAKER_03: Well, not a problem.
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: Bye-bye.
None: Hello.
None: Hello?
SPEAKER_12: Hello?
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
SPEAKER_06: Why are you calling me? I have no idea who you are.
SPEAKER_12: I'm not calling you.
SPEAKER_06: You what?
SPEAKER_12: No, it must be a third-party robo call or something.
SPEAKER_12: I'm sorry about that.
SPEAKER_12: Okay.
SPEAKER_02: Fucking asshole.
SPEAKER_02: Hello.
SPEAKER_00: Hi, John.
SPEAKER_00: Who's this?
SPEAKER_00: This is Teller?
SPEAKER_00: Teller.
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
SPEAKER_13: What's up?
SPEAKER_00: Who's this?
SPEAKER_13: You called me, Teller?
SPEAKER_00: John, okay. I got your number from Calypso.
SPEAKER_13: Calypso?
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
SPEAKER_13: All right.
SPEAKER_00: From the Algonquin region.
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
SPEAKER_00: And we're trying to figure out this census.
None: Sure.
SPEAKER_00: Now, did you count your bird?
SPEAKER_03: My bird?
SPEAKER_00: Yes. With the census.
SPEAKER_03: Well, I mean, I want to be in compliance if we have to count the bird on the census.
SPEAKER_00: And that's something that will impede any attempts, consensus.
SPEAKER_00: And that's something that will impede any attempts, consensus.
SPEAKER_00: Well, I concede, I've conceded, and Calypso will stand beside me on that, I'm sure, as I'm sure he would you.
SPEAKER_00: I've conceded.
SPEAKER_00: Well, I hope so.
SPEAKER_00: And Calypso will stand beside me on that, I'm sure.
SPEAKER_03: Well, I mean, it seems like I should just include the bird because, you know, the bird's not going anywhere, and if the census taker shows up here, there's no hide in it, you can hear it right now.
SPEAKER_03: Well, I appreciate your time.
SPEAKER_03: I appreciate your time.
SPEAKER_03: I appreciate your help.
SPEAKER_10: Hello?