Longmont Potion Castle II (1992)

Longmont Potion Castle II

Track 48: Wrestling Match

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  • SPEAKER_00: A hernia?
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, I ain't got no hernia.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, yes you do, sir.
  • SPEAKER_00: No, I ain't either.
  • SPEAKER_00: Somebody's pulling my leg.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't know who you are, but you better cut her out because I'm going to turn this to the cell phone company.
  • SPEAKER_00: A hernia package, I never ordered any per hernia package.
  • SPEAKER_00: Where's this coming from?
  • SPEAKER_00: Crulacia?
  • SPEAKER_00: Where's that?
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah, come out on out here.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm ready for you.
  • SPEAKER_00: I, you just do whatever you want to, Buster.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to take it.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to pay you nothing.
  • SPEAKER_00: and I'm going to call the police if you show up out here.
  • SPEAKER_00: I am not committing a crime.
  • SPEAKER_00: You're the ones wanting to wrestle, Buster.
  • SPEAKER_00: You're the one that said you wanted to wrestle with me.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't want to wrestle with nothing.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't know who you are or what you're doing,
  • SPEAKER_00: but I am going to hang this phone up and call a telephone company for harassing telephone call.
  • SPEAKER_00: He challenged me to a wrestling match.
  • SPEAKER_00: No, he said he wanted to wrestle with me.
  • SPEAKER_00: He sure did. He says you want to wrestle about it.
  • SPEAKER_00: That's exactly what he said.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm 70 years old, mister.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't have to wrestle with me.
  • SPEAKER_00: to take this stuff.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't want that package either.
  • SPEAKER_00: From monkey bowel or something.
  • SPEAKER_00: You're going to wrestle a lesbian.
  • SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't mess with lesbians or nobody else.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm a happily married man.
  • SPEAKER_00: And I'm not going to put up with any more of this.
  • SPEAKER_00: What did you say your name was?
  • SPEAKER_00: Lesbian?
  • SPEAKER_00: Your name's lesbian?
  • SPEAKER_00: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_00: Mr. You're a liar if I ever heard of one.
  • SPEAKER_00: We're going to call UPS just in about one half second.
  • SPEAKER_00: And we're going to find out if they got anything for us.
  • SPEAKER_00: They've got anything for us, like what you've been saying.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, you're a lesbian, aren't you?
  • SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm not a lesbian.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm a man and I'm not a lesbian, and I'm not going to put up with any more of it.
  • SPEAKER_00: In fact, we're going to call the telephone company and find out where this is coming from.
  • SPEAKER_00: Pookeball.
  • SPEAKER_00: Pookeball.
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_00: You ready, Billy?
  • SPEAKER_00: You got UPS the number looked up?
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to put up with this guy any longer.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm through with it.
  • SPEAKER_00: And if I have to put up, if he calls me again, I'll go get the police.
  • SPEAKER_00: You're a son of a bitch.
  • SPEAKER_00: You're a son of a bitch.
  • SPEAKER_00: Do you want me to go to the bathroom on you?
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, if you think you're a man enough, go ahead.
  • SPEAKER_00: You're a son of a bitch.