wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 12 (2016)

Track 11: Walrus

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SPEAKER_11: Chinese magazine?
SPEAKER_11: You want a Chinese magazine?
SPEAKER_11: Chinese magazine?
SPEAKER_11: Chinese magazine?
SPEAKER_11: Only Chinese title.
SPEAKER_11: I talked to a guy
SPEAKER_11: He wants to have a wireless magazine.
SPEAKER_11: Book title is wallet, right?
SPEAKER_11: I just ask the ISBN number.
SPEAKER_11: But you don't have the ISBN? Okay, I guess, yeah.
SPEAKER_11: Well, I don't have it. He's supposed to have it.
SPEAKER_11: Let me get the title?
SPEAKER_11: Warris magazine.
SPEAKER_11: W-A-L-R-U-S.
SPEAKER_11: Let me put you in hold a second.
SPEAKER_11: Sir, Warras Magazine is American Magazine, so we don't carry it.
SPEAKER_02: So you're asking for Walrus Magazine?
SPEAKER_11: No, not me.
SPEAKER_11: Our customer asks us whether we carry a Walrus Magazine or not.
SPEAKER_11: Are you guys a translator or interpreter or something?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's something I don't carry here either, so...
SPEAKER_18: Well, we don't, too.
SPEAKER_18: Sorry, hang on one second.
SPEAKER_18: My cord is tangled up here.
SPEAKER_18: I can't hear you.
SPEAKER_08: There's a little bit of phone disconnection.
SPEAKER_08: Can you repeat the number?
SPEAKER_13: The number you reached?
SPEAKER_13: It's 776-11-1-1.
SPEAKER_08: No.
SPEAKER_08: the ISBM number.
SPEAKER_13: Were you speaking to someone else here?
SPEAKER_13: I just answered the phone.
SPEAKER_13: You know, I can help you if you tell me what book you're looking for.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, it's a book and not a magazine?
SPEAKER_07: Or am I looking for a magazine or now, or...
SPEAKER_07: You might try smoke signals?
SPEAKER_14: I don't have to look.
SPEAKER_14: I know.
SPEAKER_14: We don't have books about Wall...
SPEAKER_14: Well, Rolers books.
SPEAKER_14: Japanese books.
SPEAKER_14: Listen, you are being very disruptive.
SPEAKER_14: I cannot help you with it.
SPEAKER_14: Warris magazine?
SPEAKER_14: You will have to call somewhere else.
SPEAKER_14: Do you understand me?
SPEAKER_14: W-A-L-R-U-S.
SPEAKER_14: What's wrong with you?
SPEAKER_10: Uh, okay.
SPEAKER_10: Many copies.
SPEAKER_14: I don't care how many copies you need.
SPEAKER_14: Get off the phone.
SPEAKER_14: Sir.
SPEAKER_14: Get off the phone.
SPEAKER_14: Sir, sir.
SPEAKER_11: Go ahead.
SPEAKER_11: And here, we do not carry Walrus magazine.
SPEAKER_05: We do have the Walrus box.
SPEAKER_05: It's $50.
SPEAKER_05: They are wooden.
SPEAKER_05: They slide open.
SPEAKER_05: It has a little hinge at the eye.
SPEAKER_05: Do you happen to know if there's a phone ringing on the line?
SPEAKER_05: Are you still speaking with me or are you on the other line?
SPEAKER_18: Oh, I'm.
SPEAKER_18: I'm holding the phone in my hand.
SPEAKER_18: I'm not going anywhere.
SPEAKER_09: So are you looking for the Walrus books?
SPEAKER_18: No.
SPEAKER_18: So the person I just talked to was asking about Walrus, but it sounds like...
SPEAKER_09: Okay, wait, who am I talking to?
SPEAKER_18: This is the manager on duty.
SPEAKER_09: This is really confusing.
SPEAKER_18: Yeah, I've been on hold for a while.
SPEAKER_18: He's looking for a copy of Walrus Magazine, and I'm very confused.
SPEAKER_09: Magazine, Waller's magazine?
SPEAKER_09: Okay, so I had two picture books for kids.
SPEAKER_09: It sounds like he's telling you something different.
SPEAKER_09: So I'm not really sure.
SPEAKER_18: It's very strange.
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, and we're on board for you.
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, well, I have two kids' walrus picture books, and that's all.
SPEAKER_15: Okay.
SPEAKER_09: Are you laughing?
SPEAKER_09: I have two kids' books, baseball player and the Walrus,
SPEAKER_09: but I think I would like to ask you to please call back
SPEAKER_09: because you were laughing on that end, or I heard laughter.
SPEAKER_09: They're probably funny because they're children's picture books.
SPEAKER_12: You're talking about it.
SPEAKER_12: Why are you?
SPEAKER_11: Why?
SPEAKER_11: I'm...
SPEAKER_12: W.A?
SPEAKER_11: I don't know.
None: Well, what's...
SPEAKER_18: I'm a little confused with this...
SPEAKER_12: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_18: Hello, South Asian Friendship Center.
SPEAKER_18: I'm Douglas.
SPEAKER_12: Yeah.
SPEAKER_12: What kind of books do you need?
SPEAKER_03: What kind of books do we need?
SPEAKER_12: Yeah.
SPEAKER_03: You look into Selson books?
SPEAKER_12: No, no, no.
SPEAKER_12: Someone is talking to me.
SPEAKER_12: I'm talking to a man.
SPEAKER_12: That man asks me about the one to find out.
SPEAKER_12: You interrupt.
SPEAKER_03: I understand.
SPEAKER_03: Interrupted you?
SPEAKER_12: What kind of books do you need?
SPEAKER_03: We need all kinds of classics in an excellent condition.
SPEAKER_12: Okay, so if you go into our website to look around and then you can buy...
SPEAKER_03: No, it doesn't work like that.
SPEAKER_12: See?
SPEAKER_12: That's the two men is talking to me.
SPEAKER_12: I don't know which one is talking on form.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm not going to be able to help you guys.
SPEAKER_12: Wee?
SPEAKER_12: Hey?
SPEAKER_12: Hey.
SPEAKER_19: Hello?
SPEAKER_12: Hello?
SPEAKER_12: Huh?
SPEAKER_19: Walress?
SPEAKER_19: Wals magazine.
SPEAKER_19: Where is it from?
SPEAKER_19: Hong Kong?
SPEAKER_19: The magazine, Walrus?
SPEAKER_19: You must come to open an account.
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, but is there a particular issue?
SPEAKER_10: We do have the walrus in stock, but I just wanted to verify what addition you needed.
SPEAKER_10: The Prairie Dog edition?
SPEAKER_10: The Prairie Dog?
SPEAKER_10: Okay, just a second.
SPEAKER_19: But I don't have that title.
SPEAKER_19: I don't have that title.
SPEAKER_10: Oh, we accept credit card.
SPEAKER_10: cards.
SPEAKER_19: We cannot accept credit card.
SPEAKER_10: Hello?
SPEAKER_19: Hello.
SPEAKER_10: The Walrus magazine we have on the shelf, I don't see any reference to prairie dogs.
SPEAKER_19: Yes, I know.
SPEAKER_19: But the gentleman talked to me, but we know carried that magazine too.
SPEAKER_19: So how can I help?
SPEAKER_19: Oh.
SPEAKER_19: Yeah.
SPEAKER_19: Bye-bye.
SPEAKER_21: Hello?
SPEAKER_21: Hello.
SPEAKER_21: My name is the Cheng and Sui company.
SPEAKER_06: You were looking for the...
SPEAKER_06: the walrus book?
SPEAKER_21: I was looking for a walrus book.
SPEAKER_06: Oh, you called me.
SPEAKER_06: Really?
SPEAKER_06: This is the Brattle Bookshop.
SPEAKER_21: Strattel Bookshop?
SPEAKER_21: Yeah, I don't think so.
SPEAKER_06: No, we don't have one.
SPEAKER_21: I don't have books, especially Walrus books.
SPEAKER_06: Good afternoon from the Asia store.
SPEAKER_06: I haven't been helping you?
SPEAKER_21: Okay.
SPEAKER_21: Yeah, I think your guy's calling me, he's being a bit rude.
SPEAKER_21: Excuse me?
SPEAKER_21: The guy that wanted the walrus.
SPEAKER_06: This is the Asia store.
SPEAKER_06: I don't know what you're talking about?
SPEAKER_21: Do you understand English?
SPEAKER_21: in English?
SPEAKER_11: All right, right.
SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
SPEAKER_11: Hello?
SPEAKER_11: No, this is kind of weird right now.
SPEAKER_11: Yeah, I hear the phone ringing too.
SPEAKER_11: Right, right, right.
SPEAKER_11: So we walk forward.
SPEAKER_11: Yeah, bye-bye.
SPEAKER_11: Hello?
SPEAKER_21: Hello?
SPEAKER_21: Hi. This is very bizarre.
SPEAKER_11: I think we've just been punked by Kino Kunya.
SPEAKER_00: W-R-U-U-S, right?
SPEAKER_11: Punked by Kino-Kinia.
SPEAKER_00: W-A-L-R-U-U-S, right?
SPEAKER_00: Hello?
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00: You said the W-A-L-L-R-U-A.
SPEAKER_07: Is it the Mogadji?
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
SPEAKER_01: I just got a telephone call from a gentleman asking about Walrus by Miller.
SPEAKER_15: I don't see anything.
SPEAKER_15: Okay, no, I don't see anything on walruses.
SPEAKER_15: I have a bunch of autobons and stuff, so if you want to come down some time, I'll show you where those are.
SPEAKER_15: They may have an article or two on walruses.
SPEAKER_05: Hey, I think someone may be playing a joke on us.
SPEAKER_15: Yeah.
SPEAKER_15: I said I didn't see a book specifically on Walrises, but if you come down sometimes, I will show you, like, the auto bonds or something on the Walrus.
SPEAKER_04: Is this Tad of Wals?
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
SPEAKER_04: I think the customer accidentally called...
SPEAKER_04: Is this Powell's?
SPEAKER_07: Is this Powell's?
SPEAKER_07: Wow!
SPEAKER_07: This is Bookfink Palo Alto.
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
SPEAKER_02: This guy has us all on the same line.
SPEAKER_02: I tell him I don't have Walrus magazine, but he's
SPEAKER_02: magazine, but he can't seem to figure out if he needs Walrus magazine or Walrus book.
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
SPEAKER_04: All right.
SPEAKER_04: This guy seems to speak looking for Walrus books.
SPEAKER_16: We're not a bookstore, so I don't think I can help you.
SPEAKER_16: I'm a book publisher.
SPEAKER_16: I am not a bookstore.
SPEAKER_16: What?
SPEAKER_17: You've called Books Inc.
SPEAKER_16: I didn't call anybody.
SPEAKER_16: You called me.
SPEAKER_16: And whoever it was that called me was extremely rude.
SPEAKER_17: I don't think anyone called you from this number.
SPEAKER_16: Well, then how did my phone ring?
SPEAKER_17: I don't know.
SPEAKER_17: Did you order any books from us?
SPEAKER_08: What is going on?
SPEAKER_08: Because I don't publish Walrus books.
SPEAKER_20: Do you want us to order?
SPEAKER_08: Who is that?
SPEAKER_20: Book stuff?
SPEAKER_08: This seems to be a major problem.
SPEAKER_08: Is this a scam? I don't deal in scams.
SPEAKER_08: Okay. Let's start from scratch.
SPEAKER_08: Walrots are not in New Mexico.
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
SPEAKER_08: We are a New Mexico book publisher.
SPEAKER_08: What is wrong with you?
SPEAKER_20: I mean, if it's a book, is there something specific you want to
SPEAKER_20: specific you want?
SPEAKER_08: Are you talking to somebody about a Walrus book?
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, I was.
SPEAKER_08: I just yelled at that guy.
SPEAKER_08: We don't publish any Walrus books.
SPEAKER_08: I yelled at him and I said he's a scam.
SPEAKER_08: No.
SPEAKER_08: Yep.
SPEAKER_08: And there's strange sounds on your line, too.
SPEAKER_08: Your scam, go away.