Track 23: UPS Freakout 2

• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi, this is Bernie at United Parcel.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Calling about your shipment here, it's negative $480 on the invoice.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What shipment?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who are you calling and what is this regarding?
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's 480 pounds squid is what it is from Tokyo.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And it's on our dock and we just got to get a good time to deliver and we need COD on that.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, who are you calling?
  
• SPEAKER_00: That, in fact, we've certified funds.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who are you calling?
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's on the packing slip. I got the P.O. number. I got your signature.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who?
  
• SPEAKER_00: On the slip. You?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Give me a name.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm Bernard.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Fuddle. I am. 24 years on the job.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who is the name that you're looking for?
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's from Tokyo Joe's Squid.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, you have the wrong number. I have no idea what you're talking about.
  
• SPEAKER_00: talking about. I've got your signature and we need certified funds.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Which signature is it? Tell me the name of the signature.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I can, I can co-sign on the thing.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And if you, now we can take you, we can take you to your bank.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're not listening to me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't think you're acknowledging me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who are you calling?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What number are you calling?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What number are you calling? I'm not expecting a package from Tokyo or any place else.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What number is you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is a 480-pound squid, and we've got to move it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't care where you move it. You can't move it to the mouse.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Did you just change your mind on the product?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who are you calling?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You haven't even identified who you're calling.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I am Bernard Foote.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How do you know you've got the right number?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm with United Parcel.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't care who are you with.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who are you calling?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm calling right now, on the dock standing here with three deliverymen.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Which number?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Where is it supposed to go?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm 1,800 pickups.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What are you supposed to go?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're supposed to go?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm in Commerce City.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's the address it's supposed to be delivered?
  
• SPEAKER_00: We're at 5621, Quebec Street, Commerce City.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's the address it's supposed to go to?
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's where we're located, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Where is it supposed to be delivered to?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You need to focus on the certified funds that we need.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know who you are.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't have any shipment coming to me.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You can't even tell me who you're talking to.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Do you...
  
• SPEAKER_00: And...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Goodbye.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is Franklin Donovan, down at the United Parks Service.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What appears to be the problem there?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Somebody called and they didn't...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Who are you calling?
  
• SPEAKER_01: They said who are you calling?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm asking you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Whom are you calling with respect to some supposed delivery?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're a squid here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't have a squid, sorry.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This thing's a nuisance.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't have a squid.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry. I don't know who you're calling.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is Ruben calling from United Parcel Service.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm an administrator here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And according to the notes, you spoke to Wallace.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Some kind of squid, large freight here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I mean, there's flags on the account here that you are a problematic account,
  
• SPEAKER_00: which is why I'm trying to call.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What is the name on the account?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Ruben Norman.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What is the name on the account?
  
• SPEAKER_00: on the account.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Is that your name?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Can't you just extrapolate one to the other?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What is the name on the account?
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's a simple question.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Even a jackass like you could answer that.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What is...
  
• SPEAKER_00: The name I just gave you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Is that your name or the name on the...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes, it is.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And before we write off...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Before we write off this amount...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Goodbye, I'm tall.