Track 12: To Sir With Millipedes

• SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Is Sidney there?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Speaking.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi, this is Brad, UPS.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And I just want to let you know we got our truck ready out there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We've got your millipedes ready to bring to you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Pardon me?
  
• SPEAKER_00: We've got your millipedes ready for you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Millipedes.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And so I'm just curious as to what time of day is best on it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, just a second.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You've got me at a loss.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Maybe you're talking about something that my wife arranged.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That could be.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That could be.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That could be.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And you, who are you again?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What company?
  
• SPEAKER_00: United Parcel.
  
• SPEAKER_00: United.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Could you hold one second?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes, sure.
  
• None: Hi.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Howdy.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I have my wife on the other line.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What is the name of that stuff, Millipede?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so probably like 1,500 millipedes in here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: 1,500 Millipede.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Right.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So it's going to be about $8444 even.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Eighthundred.
  
• SPEAKER_00: $844 even?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: They came all the way from Taiwan, so.
  
• SPEAKER_00: From Taiwan?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, they probably, hold on a second.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, one of our guys just got bit by one of these things.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, you're kidding me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We need to know where they're going.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What part of the building here or whatever?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What building are you talking about?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Your building, or your establishment, or, you know, what have you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What address do you have?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's on the invoice.
  
• None: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello, Citi.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I think we got cut off there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You either are nuts, or this is a big joke and it's very funny.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It isn't funny to me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, it's neither of the above.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's an order that we just frankly want to get off our dock.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's becoming kind of a nuisance out here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, why don't you, why don't you send it back?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Because nobody in this house ordered any miller peas.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I mean, did you just change your mind on the order?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Or?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know, what's going on?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, I don't know what's going on with you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You can't even tell me what my address is.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, I've got it down here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Give it to me!
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's 1,500 live millipedes in a...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Fuck you!
  
• SPEAKER_00: ... tank, you know.