Track 23: Ticket Prick

• SPEAKER_01: Arcloid Hollywood guest services, how may I help you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi. Yeah, this is Nuno.
  
• SPEAKER_01: How can I help you, sir?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I had some trouble with a spindled ticket to the movie,
  
• SPEAKER_00: and we all wouldn't accept it up there, so I'm looking to get a refund.
  
• SPEAKER_01: For what's your movie, sir?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm looking to get quadruple the purchase price. I figured that out to cover it.
  
• SPEAKER_01: For what movie, sir? Because we don't issue refunds, first of all.
  
• SPEAKER_00: My printer was spitting the thing out when I printed my ticket,
  
• SPEAKER_00: and the lady up front wouldn't take it, so I snoburned.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm an honest man. But if you're telling me you're not going to give me my money back,
  
• SPEAKER_01: then... I don't understand what you're talking about, sir. Were you here today or what?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm here now.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Where are you at then? I'm in... I'm in... I'm in the movie theater, but I don't...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Movie theater talking on your phone.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't like what I'm seeing in here. And if you all can't accept my printer, as is, I'm
  
• SPEAKER_01: not giving you a dime. I don't understand what you're talking about.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I want quadruple my money back.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What printer? I don't understand me talking about.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm not supposed to be...
  
• SPEAKER_01: your phone if you're actually in our theater.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm keeping my voice down, so you'll have to listen up, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_00: But I want quadruple my money back, period. End of discussion.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're not going to get anything to start going on what you're talking about. What is your issue?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh, the purchase price of the ticket.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What purchase price? For $50 and the weekend.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, times four is...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Times four for what reason?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Is $64, and that's what I need here today.
  
• SPEAKER_01: For what reasons, sir? You're not giving me any reason why you're talking to me in the movie theater.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You all wouldn't accept my ticket. I paid for it.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What ticket? Tell me what?
  
• SPEAKER_00: you're talking about? I printed out a ticket for the movie.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, what movie was it for? And then I show up there, and they say it's too wrinkled.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What movie was it for?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm in the theater right now. Theater 6.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And where are you supposed to be?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Come in here and sit down and work this out, or I'm not paying you at all, friend.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm going to hang up there because you're not supposed to be talking to me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, what do you want me to do? My printer just prints the way it does. I can't do anything about it.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, what is the reasoning? We didn't let you in with what you gave us. I don't understand. I'm missing a picture of what you're
  
• SPEAKER_00: She didn't like the look of my ticket.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Ooh, the ticket person?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Cashier or what? Did it not have a barcode? And what did it look like?
  
• SPEAKER_00: And there was this Indian guy jumping around. All sorts of things were happening up there.
  
• SPEAKER_01: So you're watching The Losers, is that you tell me?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you read my mail on this one, gal, or what?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're saying Peter Sixter is the losers. I'm trying to understand what you're trying to tell me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I snuck in. Okay, I'm an honest man. What do you want for me?
  
• SPEAKER_01: So you had tickets for the 5 o'clock shows, aren't you telling me?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Correct. And I want you to quadrupe on my money back.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Period. End a paragraph.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Why?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Anguish, punitive damages, and other reasoning.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Sorry, I'm hanging up.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to tolerate it.