Longmont Potion Castle 4 (2001)
Track 32: The Polish Stallion
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SPEAKER_00: Right. With the foreman?
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SPEAKER_01: No, not with the foreman, with the phone company.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, what's their phone number? You need me to call them or?
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SPEAKER_01: No, I don't. And we would appreciate you stop calling us.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, how much is the hiss web? I'm just trying to find that out from you.
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SPEAKER_01: We don't have a hiss web.
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SPEAKER_00: How about a hiss wig?
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SPEAKER_01: We don't have those.
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SPEAKER_00: What?
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SPEAKER_01: His wick.
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SPEAKER_00: It's made by Optimus.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm sorry, sir. We don't carry such a product here in our store.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you have that realistic wigwam?
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SPEAKER_01: No.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, girl.
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SPEAKER_00: The...
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SPEAKER_00: They call me the Polish stallion.
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SPEAKER_00: The Polish stallion.
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SPEAKER_01: Look, I refuse to get into an insulting phone call
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SPEAKER_01: because, you see, then all kinds of nasty legal things can assume.
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SPEAKER_01: But you know, that comment was just recorded, and you know what that could do?
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SPEAKER_01: That can be considered sexual harassment, my dear sir.
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SPEAKER_00: Which one?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't need to repeat your, I guess you can say slanderous.
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SPEAKER_01: Um...
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SPEAKER_01: Ethnic remarks?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm just looking for an analog wig here.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, we don't have them.
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SPEAKER_00: What?
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SPEAKER_01: Analog wigs.
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None: Huh?
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SPEAKER_01: You might hire our sister stores, Tech America, if such device does exist.
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SPEAKER_01: But we do not have them here.
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SPEAKER_01: I do recognize your voice, and we do, this is a place of business.
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SPEAKER_01: We do not need you tying up our phone lines with harassing phone calls.
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SPEAKER_00: I bet you got a device, don't you?
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SPEAKER_00: Going down?
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SPEAKER_01: That's it.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm kind of pleased.
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SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
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None: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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None: Okay.
