Track 19: Takeout Rixatrix

• SPEAKER_01: Vinnie Sita.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hi, yes. I got a coupon here.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You guys honor coupon up there?
  
• SPEAKER_01: What kind of coupon, sir?
  
• SPEAKER_02: It's for a, it's for a two large pizza one time delivery.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We usually don't have coupons for delivery.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And it said y'all took coupons up, up, par.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We take coupons, but not on deliveries.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay, so if I pick it up, you don't know the coupon?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Big your pardon?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I can use a coupon.
  
• SPEAKER_01: for pickup or carryout.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'll send an Uber up there to pick it up.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So I can get a pineapple.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What does it say on the coupon?
  
• SPEAKER_02: It says remove here, pineapple.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And you take one off, and then it says that you'll accept coupon for double pizza.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, but I mean, does it have like a certain price or something?
  
• SPEAKER_02: And then it says that you'll accept coupon.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it says, let's see, $4.99.
  
• SPEAKER_01: That can't be here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We don't have a pizza for that.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it says, let's see, $4.99.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'll just send an Uber up, and they can pick it up, and I'll bring them back to the hotel here.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Did you have...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Fennis pizza?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hi, so I'm over by the airport here, and I'm going to send an Uber over to pick some pizza.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We don't have an airport in Warrington.
  
• SPEAKER_01: This is Warrington, Virginia, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I know. I'm coming in from Arlington.
  
• SPEAKER_01: There's no airport around here, around our location.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm coming.
  
• SPEAKER_02: there and I'm sending an Uber to bring it to me.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're sending an Uber all the way from Arlington to Warrington?
  
• SPEAKER_02: No, I'm in Arlington. I'm coming to the airport here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: So we're like an hour away from you, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So that's why I'm sending the Uber.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So they'll get there and they'll bring it to me and then I don't have to wait around for an hour.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So I just wanted to get two pineapple pizzas.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And we'll pick that up here within the hour.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Do you want those large?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Too large?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Two large.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay, too large.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Too large.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And then a salad, and then you're going to take the coupon.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So salads.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Like a false salad?
  
• SPEAKER_02: What did you have?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'd like to get extra croutons.
  
• SPEAKER_02: If I could.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We don't have groutons for our salads here.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Let's see as artichoke.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Artichoke and cucumber and grated cheese and ranch.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Or a thousand islands.
  
• SPEAKER_01: The only thing we put on our salads is tomato.
  
• SPEAKER_01: onion, black olives, and cucumber.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Black olives.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay, black olives, cucumbers.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Any kind of cheese or mayonnaise?
  
• SPEAKER_01: We don't put mayonnaise on our salads, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Or artichoke.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Artichoke.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We don't have that option either.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay, cucumber, rants dressing, please.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And green peas?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Iceberg lettuce.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't have peas here for my salads either.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay, what did you say on the croutons?
  
• SPEAKER_02: What did you say on the croutan?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I couldn't remember.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So I'll take two salads on that and on bread stick.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We don't have bread sticks.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay, cheesy bread.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Or something like that.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I have a garlic cheese bread.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I need the garlic cheats bread with extra cheese and with pepperoni.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And with pepperoni on it, please, please, please.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Can you put the pepperoni on the cheesy bread?
  
• SPEAKER_01: All right.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Do you want a six or a 12 inch, sir?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's in a circle?
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's in a sub-rule.
  
• SPEAKER_02: It's what?
  
• SPEAKER_02: What did you say?
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's on a sub-roll.
  
• SPEAKER_02: What does that mean?
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's like a sandwich.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Will this fit in an Uber?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Will this fit?
  
• SPEAKER_02: In an Uber?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't know what size it is.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Can I get a 24-inch cheesy bread with pepperoni and extra cheese?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know where you think you've called, but I don't have half the stuff you're asking for.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay, you have cheesy bread, you said.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's on a sub-roll, though.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I have to get several?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay, I could take four of them.
  
• SPEAKER_01: No.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Don't a sub-roll.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, one.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, one.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, one.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Finish pizza.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hi.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So I'm just trying to figure out this coupon that I have for your pizzas.
  
• SPEAKER_02: If I can get double pizzas, and it only says two, but I need four pizzas.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We don't have coupons here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You've called the wrong location.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're going to have to call tomorrow.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay, so I'll just forget the coupon.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Skip the coupon.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And I need those four pepperoni pizzas.
  
• SPEAKER_02: That's the last thing I need to add.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Add to the order.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm landing right now in Arlington.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm sending an Uber by there in about.
  
• SPEAKER_02: 25 minutes.
  
• SPEAKER_02: All right.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Uber's not going to be here in 25 minutes.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, sure.
  
• SPEAKER_02: What do you mean by that?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I already called them.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Stop calling here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Call somewhere else.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Uber is on their way, ma'am.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, I see, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yes, I was just trying to get a total from my order.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I never got the grand total.
  
• SPEAKER_04: What did you order, man?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I ordered four.
  
• SPEAKER_02: pizzas, two salad, and cheesy bread.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Four large cheese?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Four large with pepperoni.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And pineapple.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Pineapple.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Four large pepperoni and pineapple.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And what else?
  
• SPEAKER_02: And artichokes.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You have artichoke?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Artichoke.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Artichoke.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And bacon.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So pepperon.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Bacon.
  
• SPEAKER_04: And bacon.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And bacon.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Bacon.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Four large.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Four large.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Your name?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Uh, this is Skip.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Kemp.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Skip.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Skip.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Skip.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Skippy.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Skip.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Skip.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Can be it in.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Can pick it in.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm getting us four salads now tonight.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And I need four salads.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Carefully made.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I want iceberg lettuce.
  
• SPEAKER_02: A head of lettuce.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Chop.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And fourth.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Even fourth.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And I need egg,
  
• SPEAKER_02: deviled egg.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Placed in the salad.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Veneche pizza.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hi, can I get a pickup?
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, no, we're closed.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Excuse me?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Can I, can I pick up a pizza?
  
• SPEAKER_01: We're closed for the evening.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You don't sound closed.
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, I'll close, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'll be there in about 25 minutes, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Can I get a cheese pizza and a mushroom pizza?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Half and half.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Can you do half cheese, half mushroom, half pepperoni?
  
• SPEAKER_01: What do you want on your pizza, sir?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Half pepperoni, half mushroom?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Anything else?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, on the other pizza, just all cheese.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, so you want one cheese, one half pepperoni, one half mushroom.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Is that correct?
  
• SPEAKER_02: One cheese pizza, one half pepperoni, one half mushroom.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh, ha, ha, ha.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Is there no reason why you're glitching when you're speaking to me?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're glitching when you're speaking to me.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm at a pay phone at the airport right here.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And I'm trying to place this order.
  
• SPEAKER_01: But that doesn't sound like you're talking about a computer, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm talking on a payphone here.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I keep running out of corridors.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm just trying to place an order for pickup.
  
• SPEAKER_02: How long does it take for pickup, anyhow, up there?
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's going to be about 30 minutes, but if you're in Arlington, you're an hour away from me.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Do you understand that?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm saying an Uber up a lot.
  
• SPEAKER_02: The Uber's going to pick it up.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It costs you more to send an Uber out here and back to Arlington than it is.
  
• SPEAKER_01: is just to get something closer to you.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, I understand.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I've already paid for the Uber.
  
• SPEAKER_02: It's not an issue.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Sally is her name.
  
• SPEAKER_02: She'll be there in 20 minutes.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to place this order for two pizzas.
  
• SPEAKER_02: One is half mushroom.
  
• SPEAKER_01: 20 minutes, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Half pepperoni.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And then two salads.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Half mushroom, half pepperoni.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Half mushroom, half pepperoni.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Large pizza, uh-huh.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And one large cheese pizza with no topping.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_01: of dressing for your salad, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Thousand Island?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Thousand Island.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Anything else?
  
• SPEAKER_02: And two cheesy brads, please.
  
• SPEAKER_02: With pepperoni's on the cheesy bread.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: All right.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What's your name, please?
  
• SPEAKER_02: This is Skip.
  
• SPEAKER_02: S-K-I-P.
  
• SPEAKER_02: S-K-I-P.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Skip Knox.
  
• SPEAKER_01: K-N-O-X.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Skip Knox.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Skip Knox.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Skip Knox.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Skip Knox.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm at 425.
  
• SPEAKER_02: 405.
  
• SPEAKER_02: 405.
  
• SPEAKER_02: That's my number at the hotel.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So if you can just have that ready,
  
• SPEAKER_02: Sally, the Uber driver is going to be
  
• SPEAKER_02: Opper. Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Do you have any drinks?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Any fountain drinks or water or anything?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I have a bottle drink, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm thirsty up here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're talking about a computer.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Stop calling here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Any pizza?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Do you sell bags of ice?
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, we don't.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay, do you sell desserts?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay, what do you got for desserts?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Uh, canolae and cheesecake.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay, because now I need about
  
• SPEAKER_02: 64 canoles tonight.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We're not doing this again today, bud.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Not happening.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm picking them up.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm taking an Uber down there and pick them up.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, nope.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You just pick up the order you called in the other day.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We're not doing this shit, man.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Call another place.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I need 72 canollies.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't care, man.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We don't have them.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'll give you some time to put them together.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm taking a lift down there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Nope.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Vinny, Scott, place your order, please?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yes, I'm trying to get an order on some canoles.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Um, what did you need?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I need about 72 canoles tonight.
  
• SPEAKER_02: It's for a...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, I'm so sorry that we don't have 72 canoly.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, it's for a banquet for a children's soccer team tonight.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And you would have to call prior to just calling right now to get canolies.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We would like for you not to call again.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Vinnie's, got to take your order, please.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yes, I think I got cut off.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You didn't get cut off.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We don't have any lasagna for you, and we would really appreciate if you would stop calling.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You need to call somewhere else.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Listen, two lasagna.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hi, yeah, I need to get some meatballs, uh, meatball pasta.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't, I don't have that, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_01: If you could just stop calling here, I'd really appreciate it.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Could I get to order a meatball pasta?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Stop fucking calling here, dude.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Many's pizza.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hi, yeah, could I get pickup pizza?
  
• SPEAKER_03: Okay, what side?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Uh, small.
  
• SPEAKER_03: More cheese?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I need about 14 small pizzas.
  
• SPEAKER_03: What?
  
• SPEAKER_03: How many pizza do you want us, Sam?
  
• SPEAKER_02: We've got a banquet for a kid's soccer team.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You understand?
  
• SPEAKER_04: What do you?
  
• SPEAKER_04: How many pizza you want?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Uh, 14, 14 pizzas, please.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Oh, I don't, I can't make it.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You can't make 14?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
  
• SPEAKER_02: No.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm, I'm taking a, um, I'm taking a,
  
• SPEAKER_02: car, I rented a car to come down there.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm taking a, I'm a,
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm a, okay, every, have a good night.
  
• SPEAKER_02: How about can you do 10?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Can you do 10 pizzas?
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm not even doing.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Okay, I'll take a small cheese,
  
• SPEAKER_04: two small pepperoni,
  
• SPEAKER_02: and two small mushroom.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And we can call it good, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Where do you live?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm coming down from Arlington.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, my, maybe not in.
  
• SPEAKER_02: We can call it.
  
• SPEAKER_04: We can call it.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'll be there in 45 minutes.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm at the airport.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, I'll be there in 40 minutes.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hey, call it one.
  
• SPEAKER_02: No, I need a small mushroom.
  
• SPEAKER_02: A small pepperone.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, small pepper, and I need a small, I mean.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Can I get a pizza with half cheese, half pepperoni?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hey, call it.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hey, guy.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Thank you very much.
  
• SPEAKER_02: What's the matter, guy?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to place an order here.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm at the airport, guy.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And I'm at the airport, guy.
  
• SPEAKER_04: And I always say the airport.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You are at the airport all the time.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hey, I'm coming down right now.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'll be there in half an hour.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And I need a half cheese, half mushroom.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I can't have half a half pepperoni and half.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Vinny's pizza.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hi, can I please pick up a half cheese half mushroom pizza?
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, but you can talk to the police station if you call back.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Half cheese half mushroom.
  
• SPEAKER_02: The who no?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Station calling Joseph, Vinny, can I help you?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm trying to get that lasagna and salad.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, let me tell you this.
  
• SPEAKER_00: If you call back here again, I got your number down, and I will be calling the police right now.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm calling the police right now.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Don't do that.