Longmont Potion Castle 19 (2022)

Longmont Potion Castle 19

Track 2: Taco Comovilla

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  • SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_00: Hi, my name's Helmut with Ascap. How are we today?
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm good.
  • SPEAKER_00: Good. I know you are under new management, so I thought I'd give you a call and introduce myself.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm your new account rep here at Ascab.
  • SPEAKER_01: No, I'm the old manager. You're calling the wrong person.
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, I'm new to the account, so...
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, I just leased a place. I have nothing to do with Northern Lights anymore.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, you got live music up there, don't you?
  • SPEAKER_02: I don't have anything.
  • SPEAKER_02: Let me spell it out to you again.
  • SPEAKER_02: I do not own the place anymore.
  • SPEAKER_01: I sold it last week.
  • SPEAKER_00: Do you guys got chickens on the sidewalk up there?
  • SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_00: Sir, it's Helmut Frick with Askup.
  • SPEAKER_00: I just had a couple quick questions for you today, okay?
  • SPEAKER_00: Sure, whatever you say.
  • SPEAKER_00: We just would like to get a small deposit.
  • SPEAKER_02: I am not the owners. Do you understand? Can you understand me? I released the place as of the 19th of last week. I do not have anything to do with Northern whites.
  • SPEAKER_00: Just so you don't get behind, okay? If we could get just a $200 deposit, we'll be all set, okay, on your account here today.
  • SPEAKER_02: Listen, fuck face. I don't owe you anything because I am not the owner. Do you understand English?
  • SPEAKER_00: That's not how it works, sir. This is asking.
  • SPEAKER_00: Saskap calling, okay?
  • SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_00: Yes, Mario, this is ASCAP calling, okay?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I gather that.
  • SPEAKER_02: Now, you listen to me.
  • SPEAKER_02: I don't have anything to do with Northern Delights anymore.
  • SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_02: I told it last week.
  • SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_02: You said to me, you know it's under new management.
  • SPEAKER_02: Why are you bothering me?
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, before last week, you were playing the song by Don Komovia called Taco
  • SPEAKER_00: Comovia.
  • SPEAKER_00: Taco Como Villa.
  • SPEAKER_02: How about playing your mother's pussy, you fucking asshole, your four-eyed fuck?
  • SPEAKER_00: And you owe us $200, okay?
  • SPEAKER_02: I'm not going to come up and fucking gutcha, you, you motherfucker.
  • SPEAKER_00: No.
  • SPEAKER_02: Oh, fuck Christ, Sam. Why don't you stop it?
  • SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_00: Hello, sir, when are you going to pay us for Taco Como Villa?
  • SPEAKER_00: Taco Como Villa, the song, that you've been playing?
  • SPEAKER_02: How Mo Villa?
  • SPEAKER_02: again. Listen to me, I don't own it anymore. I don't owe you any money. As a matter of fact,
  • SPEAKER_02: you owe me money. So bust off and go fuck yourself.
  • SPEAKER_00: Taco Como Villa. Okay.
  • SPEAKER_00: Oh? Yes, sir. We're just going to send a rep out to pick a checkup, okay, this evening, all right?
  • SPEAKER_01: Sure, that's fine. No problem. $200, we're done.
  • SPEAKER_01: $200?
  • SPEAKER_01: and you're done for playing one song.
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Taco Como Villa.
  • SPEAKER_00: Taco Como. This is Ascac.
  • SPEAKER_02: Do you know what Cocoa commovia means?
  • SPEAKER_00: No, sir.
  • SPEAKER_02: I mean, stick it up your ass, you asshole.
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah?
  • SPEAKER_00: Sir, this is Helmut Frick with Ascab.
  • SPEAKER_00: What do we need to do to do to get through with you here today?
  • SPEAKER_02: How about listening?
  • SPEAKER_02: Take the fucking shit out of your ears
  • SPEAKER_02: and listen to what I'm saying.
  • SPEAKER_02: I do not own it anymore.
  • SPEAKER_02: I've been closed for fucking the last year, douchebag.
  • SPEAKER_02: How about that?
  • SPEAKER_02: Do you understand that now?
  • SPEAKER_00: I want to come over and pick a checkup is what I need from you here today.
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah, come on over there.
  • SPEAKER_02: No problem. I'll be here.
  • SPEAKER_00: You played the song by Don Como Villa.
  • SPEAKER_00: That's $200 price tag associated with that song, okay?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no problem.
  • SPEAKER_02: As a matter of fact, I played it twice that even.
  • SPEAKER_02: I'll pay you $400. How's that?
  • SPEAKER_00: I'll send a wrap over.
  • SPEAKER_00: You do that, sir.
  • SPEAKER_00: I want you to be serious when he shows up.
  • SPEAKER_02: Meanwhile, why don't you take some fucking toilet paper?
  • SPEAKER_02: Because I'm going to drive down there after you pick the checkup,
  • SPEAKER_02: and I'm going to pull your asshole up to your fucking ears,
  • SPEAKER_02: so I don't have to fuck.
  • SPEAKER_02: You can't hear me anymore.
  • SPEAKER_02: You fuck?