Longmont Potion Castle III (1995)
Track 38: Student In Guitar Lesson
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SPEAKER_00: Uh, I don't know, I never heard of you guys.
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SPEAKER_01: Who?
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SPEAKER_01: What?
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SPEAKER_00: I never even heard of you guys.
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SPEAKER_01: Who?
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SPEAKER_00: Lesby and thrash or whatever.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, are you into that or something?
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SPEAKER_01: What are you talking about, dude?
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SPEAKER_00: What?
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SPEAKER_01: What are you talking about, anyway?
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SPEAKER_00: I never even heard of your band, man.
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SPEAKER_01: Which band?
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SPEAKER_00: Aren't you in a band?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Did you get...
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SPEAKER_00: Hello?
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SPEAKER_00: Hello?
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SPEAKER_01: Do I need to rip off your face?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, dude, I gotta let you go, man.
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SPEAKER_01: What for it, dude?
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SPEAKER_00: I told you, I got a student and guitar lessons right now.
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, can you put a saxophone for us tonight?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I gotta let you go with...
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, seriously, let me ask you one more question, okay?
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SPEAKER_01: All right.
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SPEAKER_01: We're forming a new band,
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SPEAKER_01: and, because there any way you could join that?
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SPEAKER_01: We're called saxophone lesbian.
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SPEAKER_00: No, I can't.
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SPEAKER_01: Why not, dude?
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SPEAKER_00: Because I got a killer band.
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SPEAKER_00: Huh?
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SPEAKER_00: You want me to kill your band?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I could do that with my fist alone, buddy.
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SPEAKER_01: And that'd be your last mistake, mister.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah?
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SPEAKER_00: Uh, you'd never heard of Bobby, though, huh?
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SPEAKER_01: No, why?
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SPEAKER_01: He's the fucking killer drummer, man.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna drill my lower his lip, my feet.
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SPEAKER_00: Really?
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SPEAKER_00: Well...
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SPEAKER_01: How's that sound, buddy?
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SPEAKER_00: It sounds just great, man.
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SPEAKER_01: You crossed me on this.
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SPEAKER_01: That's your last mistake, mister.
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SPEAKER_01: No, but would you play thrash tambourine for us?
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SPEAKER_00: Tonight?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: We'll give you a 50 bucks.
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SPEAKER_00: Say what?
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SPEAKER_01: We'll give you 50 bucks.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah?
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SPEAKER_01: It's Broadway, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh, no, I don't think so, bud.
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SPEAKER_01: Do I need to bring my cleats to your face?
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SPEAKER_01: Once I kick you or what?
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SPEAKER_00: I think you should just, uh...
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know. Find somebody else, man.