Album: Best Before '24

Year: 2024

Track: Star People

• Richard: Richard, this is Gale.
  
• Richard: Can I help you?
  
• LPC: Hi, yeah, this is Geddes with Winn-Dixie.
  
• LPC: Just calling to ask who y'all are planning to vote for up...
  
• Richard: Vote for?
  
• Richard: I'm not gonna answer.
  
• Richard: You said you're with Winn-Dixie?
  
• LPC: Yes.
  
• Richard: Like the grocery store?
  
• Richard: Why does Winn-Dixie care who we're voting for?
  
• Richard: Why does that matter?
  
• LPC: Oh, we gotta know, big guy.
  
• Richard: Winn-Dixie does?
  
• LPC: Yes, sir.
  
• LPC: I got a survey to complete here.
  
• Richard: Okay, yeah, this is an inappropriate phone call.
  
• Richard: Leave me alone.
  
• LPC: You're not going to vote at all?
  
• Richard: This is, yeah, look, don't call back.
  
• Richard: You're being awfully pushy on this.
  
• LPC: That's an order.
  
• LPC: You got it?
  
• Richard: An order?
  
• LPC: Yes, sir.
  
• Richard: I'm trying to figure out why you're being pushy on this.
  
• Richard: I don't know.
  
• Richard: I'm not understanding what's going on here.
  
• Richard: Why does Winn-Dixie care?
  
• LPC: Hey, brother, who are you going to vote for?
  
• LPC: That's all I need to know.
  
• Man 1: I'm not registered.
  
• LPC: Which candidate do you choose?
  
• Man 1: Shit, I don't know.
  
• Man 1: It depends on who the Republican Party get in nomination.
  
• LPC: I mean, you got Dick Durbin.
  
• LPC: Now, you got Reince Priebus, see?
  
• Man 1: I never heard neither one of them.
  
• LPC: You got Wayne Freebus.
  
• Man 1: Keep going?
  
• Man 1: Yeah.
  
• LPC: I mean, you see where this is going now.
  
• LPC: You got every damn person.
  
• Man 1: Exactly.
  
• LPC: You got every damn person.
  
• LPC: Now, who do you like?
  
• LPC: On a serious note.
  
• Man 1: No, no candidates.
  
• LPC: No candidates.
  
• LPC: You can't remain neutral, brother.
  
• LPC: So you can't remain neutral, brother.
  
• Man 1: Watch me, brother.
  
• Man 1: Watch me, brother.
  
• LPC: You can't remain neutral, brother.
  
• LPC: You can't remain neutral, brother.
  
• Man 1: Call me back in a week and I'll let you know, sir.
  
• Man 1: Give me some time to think about it.
  
• LPC: And you'll slap something on me?
  
• Man 1: Yes, sir.
  
• Reggie: Hello.
  
• LPC: Hello, Reggie.
  
• LPC: My name's Samurai.
  
• LPC: I'm calling from Star People.
  
• Reggie: What's that?
  
• LPC: We like to find out who you are voting for.
  
• Reggie: Oh, uh, conservative across the board.
  
• LPC: Okay.
  
• LPC: Can you tell us a candidate you choose?
  
• Reggie: Nah, it's all right.
  
• LPC: We offer marshmallows in exchange.
  
• Reggie: Really?
  
• Reggie: You have my attention now.
  
• LPC: Organic marshmallow.
  
• Butcher Shop Man: Hello?
  
• LPC: Yes.
  
• LPC: Is this butcher shop?
  
• Butcher Shop Man: Yes.
  
• LPC: This is Roderick Lip and I'm calling from Chuckwagon Society.
  
• LPC: We're calling to ask who you're going to vote for.
  
• Butcher Shop Man: Who I'm going to vote for?
  
• LPC: Yes.
  
• Butcher Shop Man: Look, I'm not voting for nobody.
  
• LPC: Well, tell us who you like.
  
• Butcher Shop Man: I don't like none of them candidates out there.
  
• Butcher Shop Man: They don't like me and I don't like them.
  
• LPC: What if they all got naked?
  
• LPC: Who would you choose up there then?
  
• Butcher Shop Man: I ain't choosing none of them.
  
• LPC: You've got twenty naked candidates.
  
• LPC: Who do you like?
  
• Butcher Shop Man: Come on let's get naked Jack.
  
• LPC: Hey Eddie, this is Roderick Lip.
  
• LPC: How you doing?
  
• Eddie: Good, you?
  
• LPC: Doing good, doing good.
  
• LPC: So Eddie, just quickly here, I know you're busy.
  
• LPC: Who's got your vote in the upcoming election here?
  
• Eddie: You know, man, I don't vote.
  
• LPC: You're not going to vote at all?
  
• Eddie: No, no, I gave up on all of them.
  
• Eddie: Ain't nobody worth voting for.
  
• LPC: Well, I can't give you a gift card unless you give me some kind of answer.
  
• Eddie: I don't even care if the world comes to an end.
  
• Eddie: How's that work for you?
  
• Eddie: Let them clowns do whatever they gotta do, but good luck to you.
  
• Eddie: Maybe somebody will step up.
  
• Eddiee: that can run the country, because nobody can right now.
  
• Eddie: Thanks, bud.
  
• LPC: We can give you an aquarium.
  
• LPC: How's that?
  
• Brian: Hello, this is Brian.
  
• LPC: Hey, Brian, brother.
  
• LPC: I'm Geddes with Star People.
  
• Brian: With who?
  
• LPC: With Star People.
  
• LPC: We'd just like to know who you plan to vote for, sir.
  
• Brian: Hey, take me off this list. I'm not.. I'm not telling everybody who I'm voting for.
  
• LPC: You cannot remain neutral.
  
• Brian: yet while i am well i'm undecided.
  
• Brian: anyway to point anyway there's a few candidates out there.
  
• Brian: you know it's been nominated.
  
• Brian: on the other side you've got a lot of.
  
• LPC: not only you've got going to treatments you've got a way to treatments.
  
• LPC: i'm going to see what this is going on.
  
• LPC: Who do you choose to pick up the list?
  
• Brian: Take me off the list.
  
• LPC: Well, I need an answer here.
  
• LPC: Hello.
  
• LPC: Howdy, Ted.
  
• Ted: Yeah.
  
• LPC: Hi, this is Dick Fortune
  
• LPC: calling, how are you today?
  
• Ted: Good, Dick Fortune.
  
• LPC: How are you?
  
• LPC: Oh, pretty good.
  
• LPC: Pretty good.
  
• LPC: Thank you.
  
• LPC: We're calling to ask what you thought of the US elections coming up.
  
• Ted: I'm a Canadian.
  
• Ted: Do you really give a shit?
  
• LPC: Well, yeah, that's what we're calling to ask.
  
• Ted: Why do you care what Canadians think?
  
• LPC: Well, we'll give you the two hundred and fifty dollar gift card in exchange.
  
• Ted: I'm good, thanks buddy.
  
• LPC: What if we kick it up to three hundred?
  
• Otto: Packinghouse?
  
• LPC: Hey, Packinghouse, who am I speaking with?
  
• Otto: Otto.
  
• LPC: Hey, Otto.
  
• LPC: This is Barry Ninny with Honky Tonk Society.
  
• LPC: How are we today?
  
• Otto: I'm doing just fine.
  
• LPC: I was calling to see who you're planning on voting for up there.
  
• Otto: Oh, no.
  
• Otto: No, sir.
  
• LPC: Who are you going to choose?
  
• Otto: Who I'm going to choose?
  
• Otto: You don't want to know who I'm going to choose, do you?
  
• Otto: OK.
  
• Otto: I choose the good Lord.
  
• Otto: The good Lord, the one running it.
  
• Otto: I got to vote for the one that's running it, right?
  
• Otto: That's who's running it.
  
• Otto: The good Lord, the one that's running it.
  
• Otto: So that's who I vote for.
  
• Otto: Now, if we can vote for the good Lord, then everybody will be all right.
  
• Otto: But see, everybody don't want to vote for the good Lord.
  
• Otto: See what I'm saying?
  
• Otto: Everybody want to vote for man.
  
• Otto: Man ain't the good Lord.
  
• Otto: Good Lord run the world.
  
• Otto: See what I'm saying?
  
• Otto: Because there's a lot of things men can't stop.
  
• Otto: Don't have no control over.
  
• Otto: So why am I voting somebody on things they don't have no control over?
  
• Otto: I need to vote for somebody that got control, period, over everything.
  
• Otto: Not just some things, over everything.
  
• Otto: See what I'm saying?
  
• Otto: Good Lord got control over everything.
  
• Otto: Not some things, everything.
  
• Otto: I want that same answer.
  
• Otto: Put good Lord down there.
  
• Otto: That's the answer I want.
  
• LPC: Bless you.
  
• Otto: Bless you.
  
• Otto: That's what I'm saying.
  
• Otto: That's what I'm talking about.
  
• Otto: See what you just said?
  
• Otto: So you know a little something, too.
  
• Otto: Okay.
  
• Butcher 1: Hello?
  
• LPC: Hello, Butcher?
  
• Butcher 1: Yes?
  
• LPC: Yeah, hi.
  
• LPC: I'm Ortega Feeley with Star People.
  
• LPC: Alright?
  
• Butcher 1: The fuck is that?
  
• LPC: We'd like to know who you're gonna vote for.
  
• Butcher 1: That's none of your fucking business.
  
• LPC: It's just a survey, dude.
  
• Butcher 1: It's a survey?
  
• Butcher 1: My opinion, voting is over.
  
• Butcher 1: The votes don't matter.
  
• Butcher 1: So now, shit's gonna hit the fan.
  
• Butcher 1: And look at the fucking idiots that's in there now.
  
• Butcher 1: Look what he's done to the country.
  
• Butcher 1: Look at the price of gas, the price of food.
  
• Butcher 1: Fuck.
  
• Anthony: Hello?
  
• LPC: Hey, Anthony.
  
• Anthony: Hey.
  
• LPC: This is Geddes with Star People.
  
• Anthony: Okay, what's going on?
  
• LPC: We'd like to know who you plan to vote for.
  
• LPC: Who do you like?
  
• Anthony: Ah.. I think I'm going to write in Longmont Potion Castle.