Longmont Potion Castle 5 (2005)
Track 22: Squid Sandwich
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SPEAKER_01: Press papers, gourmet coffee, imported.
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SPEAKER_01: Hi, this is calling. Can I help you?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I need a squid sandwich in the next five or ten minutes.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't have a whole lot of time here on this sandwich.
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SPEAKER_00: You don't have a lot of time?
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SPEAKER_00: No, frankly I don't.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, then I don't know if I can help you.
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SPEAKER_01: And you're going to have to accept coins.
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SPEAKER_01: We accept coins if they're U.S. coins.
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SPEAKER_00: Most of them are.
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SPEAKER_01: Listen, do you want me to come down?
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SPEAKER_01: You're more than welcome to come down.
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SPEAKER_01: Welcome to come down and pick the damn thing up.
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SPEAKER_01: We have frozen calamari, so you'd have to wait for it to defrost.
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SPEAKER_01: Five minutes, it's not going to happen.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's going to happen one way or the other, pal.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm sorry, but are we having a problem here?
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SPEAKER_01: Where is my squid? Sandwich.
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SPEAKER_01: Your squid sandwich is not made.
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SPEAKER_01: If you would like a squid sandwich, we are more than welcome to get you a squid sandwich,
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SPEAKER_01: but it's going to take longer than five minutes.
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SPEAKER_01: than five minutes.
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SPEAKER_01: And yes, you can pay with coins.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll bring my boot to y'all.
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SPEAKER_00: How's that sound?
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SPEAKER_00: You can bring your boots?
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SPEAKER_00: A whip your ass.
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SPEAKER_01: No, I don't think you would do that, because then I would have to get the police involved.
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SPEAKER_00: Boy, I'm going to kick you in the seat a couple times.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm going to have to hang up now, okay?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm going to have to hang up, so if you'd like a Swiss sandwich, I'd be more than happy to make you what.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm a whipy ass.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm going to have to get the police involved, okay?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm going to have to hang up.
