Longmont Potion Castle 8 (2011)

Longmont Potion Castle 8

Track 1: Squaresville

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  • SPEAKER_00: Goodsville.
  • SPEAKER_00: Hi.
  • None: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_00: Yes, I was calling about my overalls.
  • SPEAKER_00: I've got a bunch of overalls.
  • SPEAKER_00: I've also got 72 bandanas.
  • SPEAKER_01: 72 bandanas?
  • SPEAKER_00: From Wyoming.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, so are you looking to sell these bandanas or what?
  • SPEAKER_00: I want you to more or less appraise them and tell me what they're worth.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'll pay you for the appraising.
  • SPEAKER_00: It'll be an amount that I decide, that decision will be final, okay, and you'll abide by it.
  • SPEAKER_01: And I'll abide by it, excuse me?
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so how much am I looking to get here, probably, off you?
  • SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, fine unseen, I can't really tell you anything, my friend.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, give it a shot.
  • SPEAKER_01: I mean...
  • SPEAKER_01: That's impossible for me to do.
  • SPEAKER_01: How do you expect me to give you a price for something that I haven't seen?
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, they're like Bojangle style.
  • SPEAKER_01: Bojangle, so...
  • SPEAKER_01: I have...
  • SPEAKER_01: I have no idea what you're talking about, and I don't think it's an angel to help you.
  • SPEAKER_00: I think you do.
  • SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm the one calling you.
  • SPEAKER_01: No, I'm gonna hang up the phone now.
  • SPEAKER_00: So why don't you try a little harder?
  • SPEAKER_01: Excuse me?
  • SPEAKER_00: Overalls, pal.
  • SPEAKER_00: You ever...
  • SPEAKER_01: Listen, buddy.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm hanging up the phone now.
  • SPEAKER_01: Squirrel.
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I needed some back patches.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_01: This is the thing I just called right now?
  • SPEAKER_00: No, no.
  • SPEAKER_00: No, no.
  • SPEAKER_01: No, no.
  • SPEAKER_01: Your voice sounds like that.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, how much is, like, a backpack?
  • SPEAKER_01: How much is a backpack? I don't know.
  • SPEAKER_01: Anywhere from $5 to $100.
  • SPEAKER_00: Okay, I need 100 backpatches.
  • SPEAKER_01: You need 100 backpacks.
  • SPEAKER_01: I need to call somebody else.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, you're going to have to accommodate me.
  • SPEAKER_00: Period. End of discussion.
  • SPEAKER_01: Listen, motherfucker.
  • SPEAKER_01: You call here one more time?
  • SPEAKER_01: Making demands from me.
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah, do you guys do appraisals?
  • SPEAKER_01: Look, man, you need to stop fucking calling the store.
  • SPEAKER_01: I ain't got time for this.
  • SPEAKER_00: Do you do appraisals, yes or no?
  • SPEAKER_01: No, we don't do appraisals.
  • SPEAKER_00: Why not?
  • SPEAKER_01: Because that's not our job.
  • SPEAKER_01: That's not what we do.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'll come to you.
  • SPEAKER_00: How's that?
  • SPEAKER_01: No, you're not going to come to anybody.
  • SPEAKER_01: You need to stop calling you.
  • SPEAKER_01: You're wasting my fucking time.
  • SPEAKER_00: You're wasting mine right now.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm wasting your time, huh?
  • SPEAKER_00: Period.
  • SPEAKER_00: End a sentence.
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what part didn't you...
  • SPEAKER_01: End a sentence and stop fucking talking, buddy.
  • SPEAKER_01: Stop calling my store.
  • SPEAKER_00: I got overalls.
  • SPEAKER_00: I got bandanas.
  • SPEAKER_00: I got everything.
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't give a fuck what you have.
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't give a fuck what you're all about.
  • SPEAKER_01: You need to stop calling my store
  • SPEAKER_01: because you're getting on my fucking nurse.
  • SPEAKER_01: How about that?
  • SPEAKER_00: Take a look at what I'm wearing.
  • SPEAKER_01: Take a look at what you're wearing.
  • SPEAKER_01: Shut up.