wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 7 (2009)

Track 4: Spicy Legato

SPEAKER_02: Hello? Go get Lucas for me.
SPEAKER_02: Who the fucking is Lucas?
SPEAKER_02: He's my friend.
SPEAKER_02: I don't care if he's your friend, but it's nobody here with that name, okay?
SPEAKER_02: He's your friend too.
SPEAKER_02: Shit, I'm gonna call the police and I'm gonna get you, okay?
SPEAKER_02: What for, dude?
SPEAKER_02: Help me out.
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: You know, I got your number, okay?
SPEAKER_02: That's 550, okay?
SPEAKER_02: Don't be stupid, okay?
SPEAKER_02: Don't be fooling around.
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you, okay?
SPEAKER_02: Whoever you are, there is nobody with the fucking name over here, Lucas, okay?
SPEAKER_02: I got your number.
SPEAKER_02: That's not my number.
SPEAKER_02: You're fucking around over here, okay?
SPEAKER_02: That's not my number.
SPEAKER_02: Yes, it is.
SPEAKER_02: No, it isn't.
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Hello, it's Middy.
SPEAKER_02: Who?
SPEAKER_02: Smitty.
SPEAKER_02: No, you have the wrong number.
SPEAKER_02: No, no, I've called for Spicy Legato.
SPEAKER_02: There is nobody with that name.
SPEAKER_02: I got a carburetor from him.
SPEAKER_02: No, you have the wrong number.
SPEAKER_02: I don't have nothing to do with the carburetor from nobody.
SPEAKER_02: From Spicy Legato.
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_02: You have the wrong number.
SPEAKER_02: I am Smitty, and I got your number from Spicy Legato.
SPEAKER_02: What the fuck you were talking about?
SPEAKER_02: I was nobody without something.
SPEAKER_02: name here, okay?
SPEAKER_02: You remember him?
SPEAKER_02: Who?
SPEAKER_02: Spicy.
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't know about you with the spicy name.
SPEAKER_02: I got the number from Spicy Legato.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, that's good for you.
SPEAKER_01: Spicy Legato, but who are you trying to call?
SPEAKER_01: I'm Smitty.
SPEAKER_01: He gave me your number.
SPEAKER_01: You were responsible for the carburetor.
SPEAKER_01: Dude, dude, I'm telling you right now.
SPEAKER_01: I don't know no spicy Legato, okay?
SPEAKER_01: They gave you the wrong phone number.
SPEAKER_01: I don't know who the hell you're talking to.
SPEAKER_02: You got the liability, bud.
SPEAKER_01: Hey, dude, you're full of shit.
SPEAKER_01: Won't you stick the liability up your ass?
SPEAKER_01: Come over here and I'll fix the carburetor for you.
SPEAKER_01: How about that?
SPEAKER_01: You fix it?
SPEAKER_01: Okay. You know what, dude? We got your number.
SPEAKER_01: Okay. You keep calling over here.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go to the police station
SPEAKER_01: and I'm gonna report you for harassment.
SPEAKER_01: Okay?
SPEAKER_01: For disturbing the peace. How about that?
SPEAKER_02: You report spicy legato, bud?
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm gonna do.
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna report your ass for fucking bothering me at home, right?
SPEAKER_01: I don't know who fucking spicy Legato is,
SPEAKER_01: you stupid son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_01: How about that?
SPEAKER_01: You meet me.
SPEAKER_01: Meet you where?
SPEAKER_02: You tell me where?
SPEAKER_02: You got to come downtown, man.
SPEAKER_02: Downtown.
SPEAKER_02: Fucking stick downtown up your ass, alright?
SPEAKER_01: How about that?
SPEAKER_01: Spice and me will meet you downtown, midnight.
SPEAKER_01: Spice.
SPEAKER_01: Boy, you need spicy to back you up, or what?
SPEAKER_01: You can't do it yourself?
SPEAKER_01: You dumb, retarded motherfucker?
SPEAKER_01: Fucker?
SPEAKER_02: You give me your number.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
None: This is Dusty.
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Dusty staccato.
SPEAKER_02: I need a ride.
SPEAKER_02: You can give...
SPEAKER_02: What you want to speak to?
SPEAKER_02: You can give me a ride, please.
SPEAKER_02: What?
SPEAKER_02: What does the matter?
SPEAKER_02: Who?
SPEAKER_02: I'm Dusty.
SPEAKER_02: You know what?
SPEAKER_02: Stop calling because I got your number already.
SPEAKER_02: It's 550, okay?
SPEAKER_02: Okay?
SPEAKER_02: So the next time you call me, go fuck your mother first, and then you can call me, okay?
SPEAKER_02: Because it's nothing going to fuck you, okay?
SPEAKER_02: I got your number already, so stop calling me, okay?
SPEAKER_02: What a fucker?
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: What's the matter?
SPEAKER_02: You know what's the matter?
SPEAKER_02: Okay, son of my bitch?
SPEAKER_02: Don't please call me back, okay?
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna find who you are and you're gonna be dead, man, motherfucker?
SPEAKER_02: Give me a hand.
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you, okay?
SPEAKER_02: I need a ride.
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you.
SPEAKER_02: you're right and you, okay?
SPEAKER_02: My carburetors.
SPEAKER_02: I told you, I have your number already, okay?
SPEAKER_02: I got your number.
SPEAKER_02: 550, okay?
SPEAKER_02: I got your number.
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you, okay?
SPEAKER_02: Give me a ride.
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you, son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_02: Let me know when...
SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you, my motherfucker, but I don't want to talk to you.
SPEAKER_02: Give me a ride.
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you, bitch.
SPEAKER_02: Tell me what time...
SPEAKER_02: I say fuck you.
SPEAKER_02: What time...
SPEAKER_02: What time...
SPEAKER_02: What time you pick me up?
SPEAKER_02: I need a ride.
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you, you ride.
None: You ride.
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
SPEAKER_02: Hello, it's Dewey calling.
SPEAKER_00: You who?
SPEAKER_02: I am Dewey.
SPEAKER_00: Who?
SPEAKER_02: Dewey.
SPEAKER_00: Who?
SPEAKER_02: Who?
SPEAKER_00: Dewey.
SPEAKER_00: For who?
SPEAKER_02: Dewey.
SPEAKER_00: Because I think the wrong number, because you know, you talk to me, what do you need?
SPEAKER_02: You talk to me?
SPEAKER_00: I talk to you.
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Hi, I'm Dewey.
SPEAKER_02: Who?
SPEAKER_02: Duy.
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you, Dewey, bitch.
SPEAKER_02: I gotta go vote.
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you.
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
None: Hello.
SPEAKER_02: It's, it's Benson.
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you, bang and fuck you.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Hello.
None: Hello?
None: Yes.
None: How are you?
SPEAKER_02: How are you?
SPEAKER_02: Who is this?
SPEAKER_02: I am smelly.
SPEAKER_02: You are the same fucking shit.
SPEAKER_02: They call me every time.
SPEAKER_02: You know, every time you call me,
SPEAKER_02: you know, the police told me to,
SPEAKER_02: to write it down one time you call me, you don't have any time.
SPEAKER_02: Oh, no.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: Don't do that.
SPEAKER_02: I will.
SPEAKER_02: I'm smelly.
SPEAKER_02: I don't care who you are because, you know, I just spoke to the police.
SPEAKER_02: No, you don't want to do that.
SPEAKER_02: You know, because they're going to catch you, man.
None: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Hi there, look, man.
SPEAKER_02: Hey, listen, stop calling me, okay?
SPEAKER_02: I told you already. I just told you already.
SPEAKER_02: already, I just spoke to the police.
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, hello.
SPEAKER_02: Hey, what the fuck you want, man?
SPEAKER_02: You listen to me, man.
SPEAKER_02: I told you, I called the police already,
SPEAKER_02: and you fucking called me three times already, okay?
SPEAKER_02: And I got your fucking number at home, okay?
SPEAKER_02: All right?
SPEAKER_02: Do you understand?
SPEAKER_02: Okay, here's the police.
SPEAKER_02: You're going to explain to them, okay?
SPEAKER_02: Wait, just a minute, okay?
SPEAKER_02: Oh, no.
SPEAKER_02: Hey, officers, come here.
SPEAKER_03: It is important that you contact
SPEAKER_03: Contact our investigations department at 1.07829.
SPEAKER_03: Please write it down. Thank you.
SPEAKER_02: You still with it, Lieutenant?
SPEAKER_02: Think so.
SPEAKER_02: I'll know better when I get this elephant off my chest.