Longmont Potion Castle 20 (2023)
Track 13: Sour Joe Sergeant Jam
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SPEAKER_03: Hello?
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, hey, question.
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SPEAKER_01: I heard you got some scammers
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SPEAKER_01: calling your phone, is that true?
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SPEAKER_03: Who is this?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm an officer
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SPEAKER_01: of Perkins with Barrona City Police.
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SPEAKER_01: I talk to your son.
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SPEAKER_01: Your son called me.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm Officer Perkins with Baneroo City Police.
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SPEAKER_01: He let me know that you had some scammers
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SPEAKER_01: calling your phone.
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SPEAKER_01: Is that true?
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SPEAKER_03: You're going so fast.
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SPEAKER_03: You're number 94 and a half.
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SPEAKER_03: Go slow down.
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SPEAKER_03: What is your name?
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SPEAKER_01: Officer Perkins.
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SPEAKER_03: You live in my building?
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SPEAKER_01: No, sir.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't live in your building.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm a police officer.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're a police officer.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, what do you want to ask me?
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SPEAKER_01: He said that you had scammers calling your phone.
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SPEAKER_03: That is correct.
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SPEAKER_03: And a dozen of times or maybe more,
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SPEAKER_03: it's criminals that are calling me.
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SPEAKER_03: They want to take care of my Medicare
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SPEAKER_03: and I'm going to get $50 a month.
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SPEAKER_03: All kinds.
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SPEAKER_03: My Amazon, you know, somebody took $1,59, $37.
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SPEAKER_03: All the time, the same thing.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm 72 years right here in Los Angeles.
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SPEAKER_03: I never did have any credit cards.
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SPEAKER_03: And by 94, I'm not going to take it.
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SPEAKER_03: Did the police call me?
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SPEAKER_01: I got it.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: So my son, Jimmy called you?
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SPEAKER_01: Yes, Jimmy did call.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: So, you know, I had a guy seven feet tall, you know, black guy, following my granddaughter.
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SPEAKER_03: And she was going, you know, from a playing place, and he followed her.
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SPEAKER_03: And she made a mistake by going into her apartment that I gave her.
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SPEAKER_03: And he started to try to get in through the window.
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SPEAKER_03: And my man, you know, that works there with his girlfriend for 12 years.
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SPEAKER_03: He's seen it.
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SPEAKER_03: And he's seen it.
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SPEAKER_03: He knows my granddaughter, knows her husband, knows the baby.
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SPEAKER_03: And he said, what are you doing here?
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SPEAKER_03: He said, I've got my girlfriend here.
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SPEAKER_03: She's waiting for me.
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SPEAKER_03: The hell she's waiting for you.
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SPEAKER_03: He said, I know her husband and everything.
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SPEAKER_03: Now, let me see it.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm going to call the police right now.
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SPEAKER_03: The minute he, the minute he said he called the police.
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SPEAKER_03: He took off.
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SPEAKER_03: He took off on the minute.
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SPEAKER_01: He took off on the minute.
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SPEAKER_01: It's Perkins. You can hang up. I got it.
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SPEAKER_01: All right.
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SPEAKER_01: Hello.
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SPEAKER_03: Yes. So, yes.
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, Willers. It's all. It's PD70. I got it. You can hang up. It's going to be a six-eight.
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SPEAKER_01: All right.
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SPEAKER_01: All right, sir.
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SPEAKER_03: Wait a minute. I don't know. I, I, you're talking to him or to me?
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SPEAKER_01: What's talking to my son?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm still on the phone. Is my son still there with you?
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SPEAKER_01: No, I think he hung up.
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SPEAKER_03: So what are you doing? If you're a police officer, you want to report this in the police?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I want you, I want to know what you got going on.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, so now my grandson that lives there, you know, my grandson lives there on the apartment seven.
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SPEAKER_00: Public Police dispatch, this is Skyler. How can I help you?
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, Schuyler. It's PD-70. I don't know what's going on with his phone, but I have it.
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SPEAKER_01: And TRU, you can hang up.
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SPEAKER_03: Hold on, one second. One second. Hold on, please, please.
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SPEAKER_02: Hello.
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SPEAKER_02: Vanery City Police.
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SPEAKER_02: This is Wheeler.
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SPEAKER_01: Hello.
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SPEAKER_01: Willer.
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SPEAKER_01: Hey.
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SPEAKER_01: You can hear me?
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SPEAKER_02: Willie.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: I think we got a 68.
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SPEAKER_01: So you can hang up.
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SPEAKER_01: I got it.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: I've got three or four people talking on here.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like...
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SPEAKER_00: What's going on?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm not.
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SPEAKER_00: My word.
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SPEAKER_01: You have a...
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SPEAKER_01: P-R-U.
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SPEAKER_01: I have the call.
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SPEAKER_01: It's a 68.
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SPEAKER_01: I have it.
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SPEAKER_01: Y'all can hang up.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, thank you, man. Bye.
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SPEAKER_01: All right.
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SPEAKER_03: So do you have, that Jakoff was supposed to, he just came from the army three and a half years.
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SPEAKER_03: He was in the United States Army, you know, and graduated with honor.
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SPEAKER_03: So he came yesterday and I gave him the signature that he's going to report that to the police,
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SPEAKER_03: but my signature that nobody, no stranger should be trespassing my property.
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SPEAKER_02: Patrick, man.
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SPEAKER_03: Did you get this?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I bet.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, you did get this?
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SPEAKER_03: I'm very happy.
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SPEAKER_03: You did get it, yes.
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SPEAKER_01: All right.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, anything else I can help you with?
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SPEAKER_03: And, well, what can I tell you?
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SPEAKER_03: It looks like we're going to have to put bars up.
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SPEAKER_03: It's going to cost me a lot of money.
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SPEAKER_01: Right.
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SPEAKER_01: That's in West Hollywood, right?
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SPEAKER_03: You're going to have to put bars up, you know, in his apartment upstairs and the her apartment downstairs, you know, over the window.
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SPEAKER_03: So the problem is, I've been 72 years right?
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SPEAKER_03: here in Los Angeles, and what it happens is when they do a robbery and it, you know,
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SPEAKER_03: they get out of jail and they are too, they are out of there.
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SPEAKER_03: That's the problem we have in here.
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SPEAKER_03: If you would have told me that 72 years ago, I would say this could happen in any other
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SPEAKER_03: place, but not down the matter.
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SPEAKER_00: I help you.
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SPEAKER_03: So thank you for your work.
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SPEAKER_03: God bless you, and you have a great day.
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SPEAKER_03: You want to know something else for me or this is it?
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SPEAKER_00: Is there an emergency?
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SPEAKER_03: What do you mean?
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SPEAKER_03: Are you talking to me?
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SPEAKER_03: Are you still having questions for me?
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SPEAKER_03: If you still want to ask me questions or whatever you want to know, I'll be happy to help you.
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SPEAKER_00: Police dispatch, this is Skylar.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, didn't they tell you?
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SPEAKER_03: I mean, a tall black guy, you know, was following me my granddaughter, and then she made a mistake
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SPEAKER_03: by walking into her apartment the other day.
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SPEAKER_03: And yesterday he came.
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SPEAKER_03: and he started to go.
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SPEAKER_03: He came yesterday and it was going to break the window and going to the apartment.
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SPEAKER_03: Good thing that my tenant, the next door, they live there for me.
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SPEAKER_03: This is 10, 10, North Kent, apartment, one.
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SPEAKER_03: Now, on my 10, 1010, 10 10, North Kent, 10th, 10th, Avenue, West Hollywood, it's 9,000, 9,000,
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SPEAKER_03: area code.
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SPEAKER_02: North 70th, 7th,000.
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SPEAKER_03: No, no, I said 1010, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, north 10th avenue.
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SPEAKER_03: It's 1010, 1,10, 10, 1,10, 10, 10, north, 7th.
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SPEAKER_00: 10, 10, north, north, north, north, 10th avenue.
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SPEAKER_00: Probably dispatch, this is Skyler.
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SPEAKER_00: How can I help you?
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SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, Skyll, if I'm talking to a call on this line.
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SPEAKER_03: Wait a minute, I can.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: I'll hang up.
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SPEAKER_03: Let's talk to one person.
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SPEAKER_03: I can talk to two.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm 94 years of age.
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SPEAKER_02: Our phone.
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SPEAKER_02: Yes, sir.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm still trying to get the address from you because your accent is kind of thick for me.
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SPEAKER_02: So I'm trying to understand, okay?
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SPEAKER_03: No, because I'm on my teeth and I have false teeth and everything.
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SPEAKER_03: So let me give it the accent again.
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SPEAKER_03: I mean, the address.
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SPEAKER_03: It's 10, 10.
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SPEAKER_03: Can you understand me here?
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SPEAKER_03: 10, 10, north.
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SPEAKER_03: 10th Avenue.
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SPEAKER_03: Ransler, please.
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SPEAKER_02: Can I talk to that?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes, it is.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't have it.
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SPEAKER_03: Do you, do you, do you have it?
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SPEAKER_03: Can you repeat to me?
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SPEAKER_02: Listen.
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SPEAKER_03: What's that?
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SPEAKER_03: Police.
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SPEAKER_02: 1.10, 1.0, north.
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SPEAKER_03: It's 10, 10.
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SPEAKER_03: 1.10.1.0.
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SPEAKER_03: North 10th Avenue.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Can I say, okay, is this in Ben, Rood?
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SPEAKER_02: I don't have a more avenue.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm going to help you.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: It's off.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_03: I can bring it to you.
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SPEAKER_02: This is Bowdoin with City Police.
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SPEAKER_03: It's West Hollywood, and the area code is 9-0-4-6.
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SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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SPEAKER_02: What state are you in?
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SPEAKER_03: It's not a state.
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SPEAKER_03: It's West Hollywood.
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SPEAKER_03: Los Angeles, California, 9-O-3-6.
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SPEAKER_02: Listen, listen, you're in Los Angeles, California.
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SPEAKER_02: You're speaking to Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: That's the problem.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm in Los Angeles.
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SPEAKER_02: I need to hang up and dial 9-1-1 from wherever you are, dial 9-1-1.
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SPEAKER_03: Why?
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SPEAKER_03: I'm not in the emergency night.
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SPEAKER_03: Listen to me, no.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm not an emergency.
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SPEAKER_03: I am in my house.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't live there.
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SPEAKER_03: I didn't even live there.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't even live there.
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SPEAKER_02: Sir, I'm in Louisiana.
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SPEAKER_02: You need to hang up and dial 9-1-1.
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SPEAKER_03: What's for?
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SPEAKER_02: Dial 9-1-1, right?
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SPEAKER_03: Nobody is there now.
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SPEAKER_03: Nobody is there.
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SPEAKER_03: It was yesterday.
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SPEAKER_02: Whatever you need, you need to dial 911.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm in Louisiana.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, thank you.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, thank you.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, thank you.
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SPEAKER_02: ...on-1-1.