wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 20 (2023)

Track 7: Sour Joe Medley

SPEAKER_05: This is Joseph Sauer.
SPEAKER_05: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: Hey, Joe, this is Patsy with ABQ drug testing.
SPEAKER_01: What is your last name, Joe?
SPEAKER_05: Who is this?
SPEAKER_01: This is Patsy from ABQ drug testing.
SPEAKER_05: Who are you?
SPEAKER_05: I don't understand what.
SPEAKER_05: What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_01: You're supposed to come for a urine test?
SPEAKER_05: You're a chicken shit criminal.
SPEAKER_05: You're a criminal, you motherfucker.
SPEAKER_03: Hello?
SPEAKER_03: Hello, yeah. I'm already on this line.
SPEAKER_03: Could you please hang up?
SPEAKER_03: Who are you?
SPEAKER_03: I'm already talking on this line, sir.
SPEAKER_03: Would you please hang up so I can get back to my conversation?
SPEAKER_05: What does this have to do?
SPEAKER_05: Why did you call me to begin with?
SPEAKER_03: I didn't.
SPEAKER_03: Your phone keeps calling me for some reason.
SPEAKER_05: How could it call you when I don't dial it?
SPEAKER_03: Well, you must have a broken phone or something.
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
SPEAKER_05: You talk to you're a criminal.
SPEAKER_05: You're a chicken shit criminal.
SPEAKER_05: You keep calling me.
SPEAKER_05: And I have a soldier in my house, my grandson.
SPEAKER_03: No, you don't.
SPEAKER_05: You don't have any.
SPEAKER_05: Stop calling me, I said.
SPEAKER_05: You're criminal.
SPEAKER_05: You're a piece of shit.
SPEAKER_05: Shit, shit.
SPEAKER_05: You're shit.
SPEAKER_05: Hello.
SPEAKER_03: Hey, Joe.
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
SPEAKER_03: Hi, this is.
SPEAKER_03: Sam. I live down the street. How are you?
SPEAKER_03: Sam, who?
SPEAKER_03: Sam Davido, is my full name.
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and how do you know me?
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I saw the sign.
SPEAKER_05: What sign did you see?
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I forgot. What street was that?
SPEAKER_03: It was just nearby here.
SPEAKER_03: But anyway, listen, I was just calling because I was going to stop by.
SPEAKER_03: I got a special deal going on. I cut hair.
SPEAKER_03: I was just going to come by and cut your hair tonight, okay?
SPEAKER_03: Okay, it's only $35 for a haircut.
SPEAKER_05: I'm not inviting anybody, you know, I'm 94 years of age.
SPEAKER_03: Well, you still need a haircut.
SPEAKER_03: You could be a hundred and five.
SPEAKER_05: But you're right.
SPEAKER_05: You're 100% right.
SPEAKER_03: I know.
SPEAKER_05: But I don't take just haircut just to go to anybody.
SPEAKER_05: My granddaughter gives it to me anyway.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm the best.
SPEAKER_05: You could be the best.
SPEAKER_05: I don't know you, and I don't want to do it.
SPEAKER_03: So I'm going to come over at 6 o'clock, and I'll cut your hair and clean you up, okay?
SPEAKER_03: And it's just 85.
SPEAKER_05: I understand when I say, no, you say you're going to force me to come up?
SPEAKER_05: I don't like that.
SPEAKER_05: You don't like that?
SPEAKER_05: Now you're talking like a criminal to me.
SPEAKER_03: You're going to look real good.
SPEAKER_03: You're going to love the way you look.
SPEAKER_03: I said, no.
SPEAKER_03: God bless you.
SPEAKER_05: We're talking about scissors sharper than a donkey's bike.
SPEAKER_03: These are sharp scissors.
SPEAKER_05: I think of a shit.
SPEAKER_05: And I say no.
SPEAKER_05: Yes, you listen to what I say.
SPEAKER_05: Hello.
SPEAKER_04: Hello.
SPEAKER_04: Hello?
SPEAKER_03: Hi.
SPEAKER_04: Who's this?
SPEAKER_03: This is Toby.
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to cut your hair.
SPEAKER_03: I talked to you earlier.
SPEAKER_05: You're sort of a bitch, if you're not going to quit.
SPEAKER_05: I'm calling the FBI right down on you.
SPEAKER_05: You're a son of a bitch, criminal.
SPEAKER_03: Don't do that.
SPEAKER_03: Please don't do that.
SPEAKER_05: You're a piece of shit.
SPEAKER_05: Shit.
SPEAKER_05: Shit.
SPEAKER_05: Shit.
SPEAKER_05: You're off.
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to cut your hair like nothing you've ever seen before.
SPEAKER_04: Hello?
SPEAKER_04: Yeah?
SPEAKER_04: Yeah?
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
SPEAKER_04: Who are?
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
SPEAKER_04: Who are you?
SPEAKER_04: I don't know who are you.
SPEAKER_04: Why are you calling me?
SPEAKER_04: Who's going to pay?
SPEAKER_04: Who's going to pay?
SPEAKER_04: Why are you calling me?
SPEAKER_04: I don't have money.
SPEAKER_04: I need a lot of money to buy food a lot.
SPEAKER_03: We have the African sweet buns for sale.
SPEAKER_03: Real sweet.
SPEAKER_05: chicken shit. Get off my phone.
SPEAKER_05: You son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_05: You a piece of shit.
SPEAKER_05: Shit. Shit.
SPEAKER_03: Hello.
SPEAKER_03: Hey, Joe.
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
SPEAKER_03: This is Dion Fairchild.
SPEAKER_03: Your neighbor. I've got Morgan on the phone here who's a realtor and he's going to help sell
SPEAKER_03: your house for you, okay? Say hello.
SPEAKER_05: You're a son of a bitch criminal.
SPEAKER_05: Drop dead, you bastard.
SPEAKER_05: You're going to let him sell your house.
SPEAKER_05: I'm dead.
SPEAKER_05: Now drop that, you bitch.
SPEAKER_05: You're a chicken shit.
SPEAKER_05: You're a chicky shit.
SPEAKER_03: You're going to let this guy steal your house.
SPEAKER_03: You got it?
SPEAKER_03: Hello.
SPEAKER_03: Hey, that's Big Red.
SPEAKER_03: What do you need from me here?
SPEAKER_05: I need you to drop that.
SPEAKER_05: Mother fucking chicken shit, piece of shit.
SPEAKER_05: Criminal.
SPEAKER_05: Your piece of shit.
SPEAKER_05: God is going to punish you.
SPEAKER_05: You're going to drop that right.
SPEAKER_05: Your motherfucker piece of shit.
SPEAKER_05: Shit.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, hey, this is Alex. How are you doing?
SPEAKER_05: Okay, Alex, what?
SPEAKER_03: Oh, Alex Knox.
SPEAKER_05: Why are you calling me?
SPEAKER_03: Because I was going to bring Thor and Georgia up to you and introduce you guys to each other.
SPEAKER_03: Who is Georgia?
SPEAKER_03: Thor and Georgia. They're a couple.
SPEAKER_05: Why? I still don't understand why. Why you want to introduce me to me?
SPEAKER_03: Because maybe you can give them some.
SPEAKER_03: money for their wedding present.
SPEAKER_05: What the hell do I have anything to do with that?
SPEAKER_03: Joe, let's just meet you, me and...
SPEAKER_05: Listen, I'll call the police if you want to.
SPEAKER_05: You don't lay off, you son of a mix.
SPEAKER_05: Get up, you're up, you're criminal.
SPEAKER_03: Let's get together this afternoon, okay?
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you drop dead.
SPEAKER_05: I have my soldier here.
SPEAKER_05: And he has plenty of guns.
SPEAKER_05: You're going to be taken apart to pieces.
SPEAKER_05: I have my grandson, it lives with me.
SPEAKER_05: and he was in the army for three and a half years
SPEAKER_05: and he will shred you up to pieces.
SPEAKER_05: I swear to God
SPEAKER_05: and he will set you up in one second to pieces.
SPEAKER_05: Your motherfucking chicken shit, lay off.
SPEAKER_05: Lay off, you fucker.
SPEAKER_05: Come over to my house.
SPEAKER_05: And you will be dropping that in one split second.
SPEAKER_05: You son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_05: Get a job, motherfucker.
SPEAKER_05: You're ruining this country, motherfucker.
SPEAKER_05: Your piece of shit.
SPEAKER_05: Lay off.
SPEAKER_05: You're a shit, shit, shit, shit.
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
SPEAKER_00: Hi.
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
SPEAKER_00: Hi, can you hear me?
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
SPEAKER_00: Hi.
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I've been talking with Sylvester, and he wanted me to jump on the phone with you.
SPEAKER_00: Maybe you can help explain a little bit more about his situation and what he was doing?
SPEAKER_05: What situation?
SPEAKER_05: I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_00: Why are you calling me?
SPEAKER_05: Huh?
SPEAKER_00: He mentioned you could talk with me about a bicycle trip he was just on.
SPEAKER_05: You motherfucker fucking chicken criminal.
SPEAKER_05: Get off my world, you son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_05: You call me again, you'll be in jail locked.
SPEAKER_05: You bastard.
SPEAKER_05: You piece of shit!
SPEAKER_05: Shit!
SPEAKER_05: Shit!
None: Shit!
SPEAKER_05: Hello.
SPEAKER_03: Hey, uh, Joe.
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
SPEAKER_03: Hey, it's Jeff Roel.
SPEAKER_03: How you doing?
SPEAKER_03: Jeff, who?
SPEAKER_03: Hey, I just wanted to let you know, we got Tyler.
SPEAKER_03: He's going to play drums with us.
SPEAKER_03: I just wanted you to say hi to Tyler.
SPEAKER_03: Right here.
SPEAKER_05: You're a motherfucking chicken shit criminal.
SPEAKER_05: If you don't stop, I know that the way you live.
SPEAKER_05: And I have a soldier in my house.
SPEAKER_05: He came from the army, and he's going to shred you to pieces.
SPEAKER_05: I swear to God.
SPEAKER_05: You do that one more, you son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_05: You'll be shredded to pieces.
SPEAKER_05: You hear that?
SPEAKER_04: Why don't you just take you know.
SPEAKER_05: You're a son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_05: You're a motherfucker chicken shit criminal.
SPEAKER_05: You do that one more time, and we'll come to your house and we'll shred you up to pieces.
SPEAKER_05: Hello.
SPEAKER_02: Can I help you?
SPEAKER_05: Who are you?
SPEAKER_05: What is your name?
SPEAKER_05: Why are you calling me?
SPEAKER_02: Excuse me?
SPEAKER_02: Who the hell is this?
SPEAKER_05: I think you're a criminal.
SPEAKER_05: You're a criminal.
SPEAKER_05: motherfucker chicken shit criminal.
SPEAKER_05: Otherwise, you would say who you are.
SPEAKER_05: Anybody that calls me,
SPEAKER_05: tells me who he is.
SPEAKER_05: Without your name,
SPEAKER_05: you know what's going on nowadays.
SPEAKER_05: You're a motherfucker criminal.
SPEAKER_05: And I'm going to report you.
SPEAKER_05: I'm going to report you to the police,
SPEAKER_05: you're not going to report you to the police, you're chicken shit.
SPEAKER_02: Huh?
SPEAKER_02: Who the hell is,
SPEAKER_02: who the hell is this?
SPEAKER_05: Who do you want to talk to?
SPEAKER_02: I was just speaking with someone named Ishmael.
SPEAKER_02: Who is this?
SPEAKER_05: Who do you want to talk to?
SPEAKER_05: What's the name you want to talk to you?
SPEAKER_05: You're chicken shit.
SPEAKER_05: Who do you want to talk to?
SPEAKER_05: You're criminal.
SPEAKER_05: You're nothing but a criminal.
SPEAKER_05: You're going to be arrested tonight, you're motherfucker.
SPEAKER_04: Hello?
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
SPEAKER_05: Yes, why?
SPEAKER_05: Hello?
SPEAKER_05: Hello?
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
SPEAKER_05: What can I do for you?
SPEAKER_05: Why you're calling me?
SPEAKER_05: Did you have my mail?
SPEAKER_05: Why are you calling me?
SPEAKER_05: My phone rang.
SPEAKER_05: I didn't call you.
SPEAKER_05: You did not call me?
SPEAKER_01: No, sir, I did.
SPEAKER_05: Well, then you're a bunch of criminals,
SPEAKER_05: and I'm calling the police right now.
SPEAKER_05: You're ruining America.
SPEAKER_05: Your motherfucking chicken shit.
SPEAKER_05: Criminals!
SPEAKER_05: Besters!
SPEAKER_05: Drop dead, you son of a bitch!
SPEAKER_05: Thank you.