wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 20 (2023)

Track 14: Sour Joe Cactus

SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Hello.
SPEAKER_02: Hi, is this Jillian?
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
SPEAKER_00: Hi, yeah, my name's Wayne Frisbee.
SPEAKER_00: I got your number from the gal over at Shelmerdine's shrubbery Center up here.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_00: So, yeah, I live nearby, and I just needed a little gardening help up here.
SPEAKER_00: If you had any availability for some consultation or just some advice for a neighborly advice session kind of thing.
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
SPEAKER_00: Nice for a neighborly of advice.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so I got what was your name?
SPEAKER_00: I'm Wayne Frisbee.
SPEAKER_02: Wayne?
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so I got it.
SPEAKER_00: And you're Jillian.
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I talked to flow up there.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_02: What can I help you with?
SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to get some cactuses up and running here.
SPEAKER_00: I got about 36 of them on my property here.
SPEAKER_00: And some rhododendron as well.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_00: But.
SPEAKER_00: These are coated with some special.
SPEAKER_00: But these...
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what they're coated with, but they're coated to withstand just about any temperature, any temperature at all.
SPEAKER_00: So, they said that you were nearby and you're an expert on this thing, got a real green thumb.
SPEAKER_00: And all this kind of thing here.
SPEAKER_02: And so you said they're coated with some kind of temperature?
SPEAKER_00: A repellent of some kind.
SPEAKER_00: Oh, sure, yeah.
SPEAKER_00: They got a repellent on there of some kind.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what you mean.
SPEAKER_00: A repellent of some kind.
SPEAKER_00: Huh?
SPEAKER_02: What's your issue with them?
SPEAKER_00: I'm just trying to get them up and running.
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it is like minus 10 outside right now.
SPEAKER_02: It's not really their growing season.
SPEAKER_02: That's probably why.
SPEAKER_00: What do I need to do over here?
SPEAKER_02: Wait until springtime.
SPEAKER_02: It's winter.
SPEAKER_02: There's about a foot of snow right now, so they're not going to grow right now for you.
SPEAKER_00: Oh, no.
SPEAKER_00: What if I just wait it out, the whole waiting game?
SPEAKER_00: Wait a real long time?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you'll be waiting until the snow melt.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we have, like, up for the snow.
SPEAKER_02: They're not going to grow.
SPEAKER_01: Yellow?
SPEAKER_01: What's that?
SPEAKER_01: Hold on a second.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: So, are you going to come to pick it up?
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not going to look at them because they're not going to grow.
SPEAKER_01: It's winter.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, between 11 and 1 o'clock.
SPEAKER_01: You got it.
SPEAKER_01: Why?
SPEAKER_01: That's fine with me.
SPEAKER_01: I'm not to listen.
SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to force you to take with your own one.
SPEAKER_01: Of course not.
SPEAKER_01: You don't want it.
SPEAKER_01: You don't want it.
SPEAKER_01: That's fine with me.
SPEAKER_02: Uh, Wayne?
SPEAKER_01: But it's just bringing a few boxes, you know.
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to pay you for those boxes.
SPEAKER_01: What are you worried about it?
SPEAKER_01: You should always have boxes that you open it up the way you want it,
SPEAKER_01: and that's the end of it.
SPEAKER_02: Um, I was talking, uh, Mr. Briggs was there.
SPEAKER_01: You need to bring boxes.
SPEAKER_01: Huh?
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm, uh, talking that.
SPEAKER_01: When you'll be 95, you're going to talk like me too?
SPEAKER_01: Excuse me?
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01: I, that offended you.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: So you're going to be P.
SPEAKER_02: I was talking to, uh, waiting frisbee there, uh, just a moment ago.
SPEAKER_01: You don't need five or six bucks.
SPEAKER_02: I don't understand what you're saying.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: No problem.
SPEAKER_01: I know what I'm talking about.
SPEAKER_02: What's the fuck one one.
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: What the hell is this?
SPEAKER_01: Bye, bye, bye.
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: Yes, who is this?
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Is this Mr. Frisbee?
SPEAKER_02: Who?
SPEAKER_02: Uh, I think you have the wrong number.
SPEAKER_01: I don't know why you're calling me then.
SPEAKER_02: I didn't call you.
SPEAKER_02: What the heck?
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: What is that sound?
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
SPEAKER_01: Why didn't you call me to 655-5-3-7-2?
SPEAKER_01: Who is?
SPEAKER_01: Who are you anyway?
SPEAKER_01: Who are you anyway?
SPEAKER_01: What? Who are you?
SPEAKER_01: What the hell?
SPEAKER_01: What do you think you're talking to?
SPEAKER_01: If I don't know you, if I don't know you, if I don't want to give you my name.
SPEAKER_01: You called me, you didn't give me your name.
SPEAKER_01: Huh?
SPEAKER_02: You didn't give me your name.
SPEAKER_01: But I want to know who you are before I give you my name.
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're the one called...
SPEAKER_02: What? You called me?
SPEAKER_01: I never called you at all.
SPEAKER_01: What is your phone number?
SPEAKER_02: I'm not giving me my phone number.
SPEAKER_01: You don't want to give me her phone number?
SPEAKER_01: Okay, my name is Joseph Sauer.
SPEAKER_02: Joseph Sauer? You sound Sour.
SPEAKER_01: Now, do you know who I am?
SPEAKER_02: No. No. So why are you calling me and getting mad at me for your mistake?
SPEAKER_02: Who do you think I am?
SPEAKER_01: I don't call you.
SPEAKER_02: Who do you think you're talking to?
SPEAKER_01: I'm not a big shot. I'm 95 years of age.
SPEAKER_02: Okay, well, you've got the wrong number.
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry about it.
SPEAKER_00: So are we all squared away? Or?