Longmont Potion Castle 20 (2023)

Longmont Potion Castle 20

Track 15: Sour Joe AFLAC

Runtime: 128 seconds

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Aliases: Ralford Lightfoot, Jarvis

  • Sour Joe: Hello.
  • Karen: Uh, yes, you have some questions about life insurance.
  • Sour Joe: You're going too fast.
  • Sour Joe: Who's, who's that?
  • Karen: Uh, my name's Karen, and, uh, I sell life insurance.
  • Karen: Is that something that you're interested in?
  • Sour Joe: Is this Tara?
  • Karen: Karen.
  • Sour Joe: Karen, are you my agent?
  • Karen: Well, I have never sold you anything, but I can.
  • Karen: If you have...
  • Sour Joe: Who you, what company are you with?
  • Karen: I'm with Aflac.
  • Sour Joe: And why are you choosing me?
  • Karen: Uh, no.
  • Karen: Um, Ralford called me and was questioning me about life insurance.
  • Sour Joe: And who called you? He knows me?
  • Karen: I think he said you were his father.
  • Sour Joe: Are you talking about Jim Sauer?
  • Karen: No, he said.
  • Karen: He said his name was Ralford Lightfoot?
  • Sour Joe: Ralford?
  • Karen: Yes?
  • Sour Joe: That's not my son.
  • Sour Joe: He had the wrong number.
  • Sour Joe: And if you don't know my son, I don't know who I'm talking to,
  • Sour Joe: because a lot of criminals are calling me nowadays.
  • Sour Joe: A lot of criminals.
  • Karen: Okay.
  • Karen: Well, y'all called us.
  • Karen: Y'all called me.
  • Karen: I didn't call you.
  • Karen: Y'all called me.
  • Sour Joe: I didn't call you.
  • Sour Joe: I never did.
  • Karen: No, I...
  • Karen: No, he did.
  • Karen: He called me a minute ago.
  • Sour Joe: Maybe.
  • Sour Joe: Maybe.
  • Sour Joe: You didn't say my son did?
  • Karen: Well, the first time called me.
  • Sour Joe: You got my phone number and I never called you.
  • Karen: No, Ralford called me.
  • Karen: The first time he said his name was Ralford Lightfoot.
  • Karen: The second time he called me, he said his name was Jarvis.
  • Sour Joe: Well, I don't know any of those names.
  • Sour Joe: You say that I called you?
  • Sour Joe: You're the one that wants to ??? me?
  • Karen: Jarvis called me.
  • Sour Joe: I don't know who the hell that is.
  • Sour Joe: And let him go to hell. I don't know him.
  • Sour Joe: Stop calling me because I'm going to go to the police and I'm going to have you arrested for harassing me.