Track 12: Skippers Housewarming

• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, hi. Is Michelle there, please?
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is Michelle.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, hi, yeah, this is Skipper.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I just moved into Maplewood, and I got your number from the mailman.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry to bother you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How are you today, Oprah?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm pretty good. I don't know what that noise is.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I can hear you just fine, not a problem at all.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So, well, yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I just live right around the way from you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You've probably seen my car outside.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why Toyota?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Rav 4?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I haven't.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What, like right around the corner?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just right around the corner, uh-huh.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know, it's funny.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That Rav-4 has been.
  
• SPEAKER_00: up to 120 miles an hour.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And yet it's just sitting right there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Anybody can look at it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Anybody can look at that thing.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's just sitting there.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_02: What now?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm hearing all these, like, weird sounds.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, I just had a couple questions.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm new here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know anybody in the area.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So, yeah, um, hey, are you supposed to hold your breath when you rinse out your mouth?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What are you supposed to do?
  
• None: Mm-hmm.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Usually I do.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Usually I do.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I wasn't sure where you stood on that.
  
• SPEAKER_00: See, I tried to call you a couple times before, you know?
  
• SPEAKER_00: But then, then I,
  
• SPEAKER_00: Then I fell through the floor, and I wasn't able to get through, so.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, I hope people in the neighborhood are being a nice to, I mean, we can stop by and say, hey, and.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, I'd love that.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's been interesting.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's been interesting, because I know Gaelic.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So I usually speak in Gaelic just during the day.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And so it's been a little weird, adjusting, you know.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, I'm not sure if anyone in the neighborhood, he's gay, like...
  
• SPEAKER_00: I know, it's, so...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Do you hear that?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Do you hear that?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, I can hear you just fine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just fine and dandy all bar.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So it's real, real good.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And you say your name is Stephen?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm Skipper.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Skipper.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yep, well. Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I've got a frigate of my own.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Do you know anywhere I can kind of cut loose out on the water of my frigate?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know what a frigate is.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's like a big, big boat.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's a boat?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Have any of the other neighbors made any suggestions?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes, but I don't think it's suitable to repeat at this.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying.
  
• SPEAKER_00: But, hey, I know you're busy, but on a Thursday night,
  
• SPEAKER_00: on Thursday night, I'm hosting like an improv puppet slam at the rec center.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Maybe you could come on down.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's going to be improvisational.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We have to pay a half the time.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'll send the puppet over.
  
• SPEAKER_00: He can hook you up.
  
• SPEAKER_00: He'll go.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's not great.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It should be fine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It really should.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It should.