Track 7: Septic Talk

• SPEAKER_04: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hey, Arthur.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_04: This is Tim.
  
• SPEAKER_04: What are you doing up there?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Tim who?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Tim Phillips.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Listen, I'm new to the area.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I was wondering, can I tap into your septic tank a little bit later?
  
• SPEAKER_04: I got some structural issues here at home.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I got my own hose and everything.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Can you tap into your mom?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hey, it'll just be for a few minutes and I'll take care of everything.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Just tap right into your tank.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Is that okay with you up there?
  
• SPEAKER_03: Can you tap in?
  
• SPEAKER_03: happen to your mother?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Listen, guy, and I don't want you mess with my hose.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'll find out about it if you mess with my hose, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Just to be clear.
  
• SPEAKER_03: You mess with your hose?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_03: You mean your mother and your daughter are a hose?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Listen, guy, I need your tank.
  
• SPEAKER_04: That's all I need.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hey, this is Brian.
  
• SPEAKER_04: How are you doing?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Why are you calling me?
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm calling you because I got some structural issues here at my house.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I need to tap into you.
  
• SPEAKER_04: your septic tank for a little bit here tonight.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Okay, I got my own hose and everything.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Wait a minute, wait a minute.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Who are you trying?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I still don't know.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Where, who are you calling me from?
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm calling you.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm local.
  
• SPEAKER_04: And I need your help there, big guy.
  
• SPEAKER_04: What kind of help?
  
• SPEAKER_04: What are you talking about?
  
• SPEAKER_04: I need to set my hose into your septic tank.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I got problems here at home.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Big problems here on my structural issues here.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Where do you live?
  
• SPEAKER_04: I live near you.
  
• SPEAKER_04: So I'm going to bring my hose over and we're going to set it up.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Does that sound good?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Of course.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Must not. It's trouble for me.
  
• SPEAKER_04: What are you talking about?
  
• SPEAKER_04: And I still don't know who the hell you are.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Why is this such a big deal?
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm going to do it. It'll be fine.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Who are you?
  
• SPEAKER_04: You can call me Bri-Bri, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but where's where you live?
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm going to come over there and I'm going to get what I need.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You're not going to get the need because I'm going to call the police on you right now.
  
• SPEAKER_04: No, don't do that.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Don't do that.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Don't do that.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Don't go to me like that.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You don't get the horse.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm Jewish and articles.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's sober for me.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And I wouldn't give it to you any other time.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I got no business with you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Don't mess with my hose.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Because I'll find out about it if you do.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I got my hose ready and I'm just on my way right now.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm walking over there right now, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're trying to come here and you'll see what's going to happen to you.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm just going to...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Your motherfucker.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Stop it!
  
• SPEAKER_01: Your motherfucker, criminal!
  
• SPEAKER_04: Don't you worry about it.
  
• SPEAKER_04: about a thing.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Bill?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hey, this is Bo.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm new to the area up here.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Listen, I need to favor.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I wanted just to tap into your septic tank just for a few minutes.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I got my own hose and everything, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you're talking about.
  
• SPEAKER_04: What do you need me to do, bring you a ladder?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't have a septic tank.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't have anything like that.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Of course you do.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I already went over there and looked at it.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You know, I hope you don't mind, but I was there earlier today, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't have.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I have a 70 tank.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Oh, you sure do.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I saw it.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm going to be right there, and I'm going to hose it up.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I just want to make sure, you know, that you don't be surprised when I get there, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Call the who now?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Police?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Why you'd be on my property?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Because I told you, I need to set my hose up.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Now, look, just stay out of my way, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_04: I don't need the police, and I don't need you nosing around, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Just keep out of my affairs.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, keep out of my house.
  
• SPEAKER_02: property.
  
• SPEAKER_04: As long as you stay out of my way, we should be in good shape.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, let me get your name and everything.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Yeah, okay.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm Bobo.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You got me?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi, how are you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who the fuck is this?
  
• SPEAKER_04: This is Bull.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Can you hear me?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I can, yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Okay, listen, I'm on my way over there.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm kind of new to the area.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I got your number.
  
• SPEAKER_04: at the supermarket.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I just need to tap into your septic tank tonight for a little bit, all right?
  
• SPEAKER_04: I got my own hose, but I'll be there in just about 10 minutes.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I got some problems with my foundation.
  
• SPEAKER_04: So I'm just going to tap into you guys for a bit, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Okay, and just do me a favor.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Don't miss with my hose, all right?
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'll find out about it if you do.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Do you, your hose?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to last see you with that hose.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Oh, you are, are you?
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm going to docy dough right on up, Aaron.
  
• SPEAKER_04: and get with you a little bit, mix things up a little bit.
  
• SPEAKER_04: How does that grab you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm a full stack web developer now, and I just graduated from my coding boot camp.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm at the graduation party, and I don't have time.
  
• SPEAKER_00: If you show up on my lawn with your hose, I'm going to send 20 boot camp graduates after you,
  
• SPEAKER_00: and they're going to code your app so hard, you're never going to walk again.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Oh, don't do that.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Leave me be.
  
• SPEAKER_04: All right, young lady?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Listen.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Making my...
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Can you hold on right now?
  
• SPEAKER_03: Your mother's being strapped to the donkey.
  
• SPEAKER_03: She's getting fucked.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hold on, hold on.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hi, this is Bo.
  
• SPEAKER_04: How are you doing?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Good?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Yeah, good.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hey, I got your number up at the supermarket.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I hope that's okay.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm new to the area here.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Supermarket.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_04: And, hey, guy, I just need to tap into your septic tank tonight, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_04: It'll just be for a couple hours.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I got my own hose and everything like that.
  
• SPEAKER_04: So if you see me out in front, I just wanted to let you know what I'll be doing, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_02: All right.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Sounds good.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Just listen.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Don't touch the hose while it's working, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Mm-hmm.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I got it.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Okay, because I'll find out about it if you do.
  
• SPEAKER_04: So, might as well just leave it alone.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I know.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I know, I know, I know you know.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hey, and can you make me see?
  
• SPEAKER_04: some toast. Maybe bring that out front. I'm a little hungry. Would that be okay?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I will get you the tuna sandwich.
  
• SPEAKER_04: A tuna sandwich? Dynamite, dynamite.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Okay, touch yourself. See you later.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay. See you later.