Longmont Potion Castle III (1995)

Longmont Potion Castle III

Track 25: Sausage Lady 2

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  • SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_01: Yes, can I get some bird potty from you?
  • SPEAKER_00: You know, we just have a sausage.
  • SPEAKER_01: How much would that cost?
  • SPEAKER_00: I can get it for you.
  • SPEAKER_00: Why not?
  • SPEAKER_00: You start again?
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm going to call the police on you, you know that?
  • SPEAKER_02: What's the problem?
  • SPEAKER_00: Problem, because you call it before, and I remember your voice.
  • SPEAKER_02: You remember.
  • SPEAKER_00: You go to hell.
  • SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_01: Yes, sir, I wanted to get some liquid sausage.
  • SPEAKER_02: Uh, he's stick in the U.S.
  • SPEAKER_02: What?
  • SPEAKER_02: Stick it in the U.S.
  • SPEAKER_02: Stick it in the U.S.
  • SPEAKER_01: Look, I don't know where you come from,
  • SPEAKER_01: but that is not how we practice business in this country, sir.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah, could I get some buttock sausage?
  • SPEAKER_00: You start again.
  • SPEAKER_01: What?
  • SPEAKER_00: You start again.
  • SPEAKER_00: What is the problem?
  • SPEAKER_00: The problem is, I told you, the stuff you want, we not carry it.
  • SPEAKER_00: Like what?
  • SPEAKER_00: Like what?
  • SPEAKER_00: What, like you started last time?
  • SPEAKER_00: I have the phone trace.
  • SPEAKER_00: The police, then they're going to connect you pretty soon.
  • SPEAKER_00: You better leave me alone.
  • SPEAKER_00: Because I told you we don't have the stuff.
  • SPEAKER_00: Why you insist that we have it?
  • SPEAKER_00: And I'm curious.
  • SPEAKER_00: If we not carry, how many time I have to tell you?
  • SPEAKER_00: Don't you understand English?
  • SPEAKER_01: Do you have chipmunk sausage, ma'am?
  • SPEAKER_00: You have a chipmong sausage, sir.
  • SPEAKER_00: You want to play around.
  • SPEAKER_00: Go play around with your kind, okay?
  • SPEAKER_01: Or how about porpoise jerky?
  • SPEAKER_00: But you start the game?
  • SPEAKER_00: Please, don't bother me.
  • SPEAKER_01: Look, I need some porpoise jerky made.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't have it.
  • SPEAKER_00: You don't have...
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't know how to make it, because we sell Italian sausage.
  • SPEAKER_01: You don't have what?
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't have a shit.
  • SPEAKER_00: You don't have a shit.
  • SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm a bitch, no curnoot, mamma,
  • SPEAKER_00: the father, the sorret,
  • SPEAKER_00: what?
  • SPEAKER_00: What?
  • SPEAKER_00: What?
  • SPEAKER_02: Look.
  • SPEAKER_00: Huh?
  • SPEAKER_03: I'm the patata sort of the two.
  • SPEAKER_03: Bastachando de la Via.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know what you're saying, but I just needed some condor sausage.
  • SPEAKER_03: We got, come over.
  • SPEAKER_01: You have what?
  • SPEAKER_03: Everything.
  • SPEAKER_01: Do you have testicle, sausage?
  • SPEAKER_03: We got a testicle.
  • SPEAKER_01: You do?
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_01: How much are they?
  • SPEAKER_03: $2.99.
  • SPEAKER_01: For how many?
  • SPEAKER_01: How many?
  • SPEAKER_01: Each.
  • SPEAKER_03: Each testicle.
  • SPEAKER_03: Are you gay? What?