Track 9: Rick Derringer

• SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello there.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm trying, I can't see anything to turn it on or no.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yes sir, this is Axelrod up here at United Parson Service.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hi, Axelrod.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hi there.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm an administrator out here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Looks like we need a check prepared tonight
  
• SPEAKER_01: and we've got three trucks on our way to you
  
• SPEAKER_01: with some peat moss out here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Pete Moss?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yes, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't think you must.
  
• SPEAKER_01: have a wrong number or something.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We didn't order any months.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's 2,300 pounds.
  
• SPEAKER_01: 2300 pounds.
  
• SPEAKER_01: No.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We just need a check drafted.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's $1,912.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We didn't order it.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Not us.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I see the...
  
• SPEAKER_01: I see the digital signature right here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: From whom?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're the recipient.
  
• SPEAKER_01: From whom?
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's from Indonesia.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's from Indonesia.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Indonesia, 2,300 pounds.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You must be joking.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And who is the name on the digital signature?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Sincerely not joking with you. I've been here 14 years.
  
• SPEAKER_01: United Parcel Service.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Who's the number on the digital, I mean, who's the name on the digital signature?
  
• SPEAKER_01: My name's Axelrod.
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, no.
  
• SPEAKER_01: The name on the signature, you said.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You can verify?
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, I ask the name on the signature.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Who is it to?
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's all viewable online right now.
  
• SPEAKER_01: But I can't.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I, I, you still haven't told me to it, who it's two.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's, it's from Indonesia to Richard.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I can't make out the...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Richard, I'm not a Richard.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's not legible.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And what is the website that I am to go to, to see it?
  
• SPEAKER_01: UPS.com.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, hold on.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'll call it up while you're on here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: UPS going to call it in power.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I just need a credit card number, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to give you a credit card until I...
  
• SPEAKER_01: I have an order.
  
• SPEAKER_01: anything from Indonesia.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, then a routing number.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I won't give you a routing number either.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Why not?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm going to pay $2,300 for something I did not order.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I can verify that you did place the order.
  
• SPEAKER_01: That's not even, you know, in question.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I did place the order, could you verify it?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm going to
  
• SPEAKER_01: United States UPS.com, and I look for what?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You can look for my picture.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Look for your picture.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and enter your routing number right below.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you're talking about.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Get me the funds that we need.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm looking at UPS.com right now, and there are no photos of you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: There are most certainly others, two or three of them.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What did you say, sir?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm in a kayak in one of them, so all you need to do is find that photo.
  
• SPEAKER_01: That's step one.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What is that young woman speaking about?
  
• SPEAKER_01: This is Axelrodden at UPS.com?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, it's not.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Axelot at UPS.com.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're trying to fraud us.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What is your phone number so I can call you right back?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to what now?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What is your phone number?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'll call you, my husband will call you right back.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Not a problem.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What is it?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Not a problem whatsoever, young lady.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, what is it?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You don't know your number?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Do you want the number?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's not an issue at all.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Go ahead.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm ready anytime you want.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I got a pen.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Let's do it.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
  
• SPEAKER_01: 1-800.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Pick UPS.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Pick UPS.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Take your pick.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I need a rowdy number, a credit card number, a PayPal payment.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Any of the above, and we'll just straighten us out.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You were just really hilarious.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Where did you get our number?
  
• SPEAKER_01: From the Saad Center that you placed the order from.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We don't order Saad.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Where does the truck go?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Can you just tell us that much?
  
• SPEAKER_01: No.
  
• SPEAKER_01: To the back.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why don't I tell you where the truck goes when I don't know where it would go, where we would drop that off?
  
• SPEAKER_00: To the side, to the front, to the back.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Side to the front, to the back.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You weren't just too much.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just get off of it and go bother somebody else, please.
  
• SPEAKER_00: My ringers are already off.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Sorry, private number.