Longmont Potion Castle 6 (2008)
Track 2: Radio Julius
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SPEAKER_02: Thank you for calling Radio Shack. Your answer team. This is Anthony. How can I help you?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Anthony. How much you're one of those digital goobers?
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SPEAKER_03: Digital goobers.
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SPEAKER_03: What would that run me?
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SPEAKER_02: What is that?
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SPEAKER_02: What is what?
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SPEAKER_02: Hey, Tony.
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SPEAKER_02: Huh?
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SPEAKER_02: Is this Tony?
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SPEAKER_02: No.
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SPEAKER_02: You sure?
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SPEAKER_03: Is this Radio Shack, Southless Plaza?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah. Great.
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SPEAKER_03: Do you have them in stock? Because the other two other
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SPEAKER_03: stores didn't have it. No, I don't know what a digital goober is. I see it here in the sales
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SPEAKER_03: circular that you put out. And what does it do? What does what do? Digital goober. Well,
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SPEAKER_03: correct me if I'm wrong, but this is the answer team, right? Yeah, this is the answer team.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't think I'm a team member last time I checked. I'm not seeing what you're talking about
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SPEAKER_02: in the flyer. I'm looking at it right now. The sales circular? Yeah, which, which pages? I don't.
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SPEAKER_03: Page four.
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SPEAKER_03: Page four.
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SPEAKER_02: Computer stuff.
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SPEAKER_03: Right.
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SPEAKER_03: Now, I'm running the modem.
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SPEAKER_03: How will this device, you know, compatible?
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SPEAKER_03: Are we going to be compatible on that one?
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SPEAKER_02: I'm not sure. I don't believe so.
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SPEAKER_02: What's the problem?
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SPEAKER_02: I can't find what you're talking about in the salesway.
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SPEAKER_02: Are you on the Salesforce, sir?
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SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: But you know the item, the realistic item I'm referring to?
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know. The realistic item you're referring to.
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SPEAKER_03: Which one?
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SPEAKER_02: The one on page four of the sales flyer.
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SPEAKER_02: What is it?
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SPEAKER_03: Digital Goober.
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SPEAKER_03: You want me to come down?
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SPEAKER_03: See if we can match up some components or something?
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SPEAKER_03: Sure.
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SPEAKER_03: All right. What's your name?
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SPEAKER_03: This is Tony.
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SPEAKER_03: And what's your title?
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SPEAKER_02: I'm a manager in training.
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SPEAKER_02: And your duties include?
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SPEAKER_02: I'm a assistant manager.
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SPEAKER_02: who's training to become a manager.
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SPEAKER_02: Excellent. Good for you. Good for you.
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SPEAKER_03: So what was I looking for again?
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SPEAKER_02: Digital Goober.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: Now, do I go in the food court for that?
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SPEAKER_02: In the food court for the digital gober or to get into Radio Shack?
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SPEAKER_02: They might sell goobers.
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SPEAKER_02: Who?
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SPEAKER_02: The food court.
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SPEAKER_03: Do you want me to connect you through?
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SPEAKER_03: Connect me through.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, hold on a second. One second.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: I got Orange Julius.
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SPEAKER_02: Yes?
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SPEAKER_01: Who is it?
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SPEAKER_02: Um, this is Tony?
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SPEAKER_01: Tony?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_01: Tony who?
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SPEAKER_02: Um, is this a business that I called here?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_02: What business is it?
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SPEAKER_01: This is Orange Julius?
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SPEAKER_02: At Orange Julius?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, I must have called the wrong number.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
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SPEAKER_03: No, it's the right number.
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SPEAKER_03: Is it?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: You were going to talk to him about that, Goober or something?
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SPEAKER_01: What?
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SPEAKER_01: What Uber?
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SPEAKER_03: This is Radio Shucks.
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SPEAKER_03: Southless Plaza, young lady.
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SPEAKER_01: This is right here you're sick.
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SPEAKER_01: South Las Plaza?
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SPEAKER_03: Tell him
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: So, why don't you
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SPEAKER_03: fill them in on that?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, why don't you tell me?
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SPEAKER_03: This is Anthony here.
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SPEAKER_01: Anthony?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm not sure what he's looking for.
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SPEAKER_02: A customer called and then
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SPEAKER_02: attach me through to, I guess,
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SPEAKER_02: you guys.
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SPEAKER_02: In reference to what, sir?
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SPEAKER_02: Digital Goobers is what he was looking for.
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SPEAKER_03: Goobers, huh?
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SPEAKER_03: Who am I talked to?
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SPEAKER_01: This is brandy.
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SPEAKER_03: This is Anthony.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, this is Wyatt over at wall units.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm not sure who's...
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SPEAKER_01: At first, it was the radio attack.
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SPEAKER_01: And now what he's called?
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SPEAKER_03: I'm over at wall units.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't even know what that is.
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SPEAKER_03: What is?
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SPEAKER_01: Wall units.
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SPEAKER_03: What's this guy looking for here?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_03: What did he say?
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SPEAKER_01: He's, I don't know what he wants.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you're talking about.
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SPEAKER_03: There's an ad in the westward.
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SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
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SPEAKER_03: For a big opportunity.
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SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm looking for.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, Orange Julius.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, you know, whatever, wherever it takes me.
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SPEAKER_03: And I'm prepared to travel, too, so.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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SPEAKER_01: So you know what?
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SPEAKER_01: You might have to call back tomorrow
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SPEAKER_01: because I have no idea what you're talking about.
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SPEAKER_03: What do you?
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SPEAKER_01: I have no idea what you're talking about.
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SPEAKER_03: Where are you coming from right now?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm at Orange Julia, Southwest Flores, Orange Julia.
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SPEAKER_03: You're involved with that Snea grab or what?
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SPEAKER_01: Snea grab.
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SPEAKER_01: What is that?
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SPEAKER_03: Isn't that the flavor of the month?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I heard it was lemon.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't think you know what I'm capable of before some kind of interview or something.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you're talking about.
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SPEAKER_01: You might want to call back tomorrow.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm looking for a meaningful position.
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SPEAKER_03: Are you?
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SPEAKER_01: Do you understand?
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SPEAKER_03: Are you?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't know what you're talking about.
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SPEAKER_03: What do you, what do you got to be one of Zimmerman's boys to get on there or what?
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SPEAKER_03: At this point, when I do come to come down,
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SPEAKER_03: for an interview. I hope that you go ahead and put some grapes right into my mouth because I'm a little
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SPEAKER_03: taken aback by this.
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SPEAKER_01: This cannot be fucking real.
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SPEAKER_03: So I'll come down for an interview there to be flame grapes
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SPEAKER_03: there to be placed directly into my mouth
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SPEAKER_03: for the course of the interview.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah?
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SPEAKER_01: I need...
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SPEAKER_01: I need warm socks prepared.
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SPEAKER_03: I need warm socks prepared.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, you can talk to my manager.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: I gotta take a leak first.
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SPEAKER_03: You gotta go take a leak?
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SPEAKER_00: I just want to know what kind of loser. He sits on his ass.
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SPEAKER_00: It has nothing better to you, but randomly call Orange Julius, the fucking stupid-ass prank calls, and it isn't even clever.
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SPEAKER_00: It's just then you're gonna get off the toilet.
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SPEAKER_03: How about it come down and hit you with a tennis racket?
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SPEAKER_00: You can come hit me with the tennis racket.
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SPEAKER_00: If you come up here at the tennis racket, you come up here at the tennis racket, I'll lodge you right up your ass.
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SPEAKER_00: So why don't you come on up there, man? I'll be waiting for somebody with the tennis racket.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm waiting for somebody with a tennis racket.
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SPEAKER_03: Hitchin the lip.
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SPEAKER_03: Hit me the lip?
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SPEAKER_03: How's that sound?
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SPEAKER_00: That's a little accent.
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SPEAKER_00: Iron inbread piece of shit for Mark and so.
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SPEAKER_03: How's that fuck your sound, man?
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SPEAKER_00: What?
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SPEAKER_03: I'll hit you as hard as a fucking viper bit.
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SPEAKER_00: A fucking viper bit.
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SPEAKER_00: What the fuck are you talking about?
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SPEAKER_03: I swoop down at you like a crane, bud, and pick you up, man.
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SPEAKER_00: You're gonna come and pick me up?
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SPEAKER_00: You're pissing me off, real bad. Are you ever gonna come up to come up?
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SPEAKER_00: gonna come up here?
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SPEAKER_00: You're just gonna hide over the pond.
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SPEAKER_03: Come down there with fucking twig, bud.
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SPEAKER_03: I come with the fucking twig.
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SPEAKER_00: Then you're gonna come down, I hope next to your fucking drap on and fucking go-go to do with some fucking shit.
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SPEAKER_03: Hey, you tell you what? You know where the Gop is?
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SPEAKER_00: The Gap, yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Why don't you meet me over the Gop in ten minutes?
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SPEAKER_00: Why don't you just come up here?
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SPEAKER_03: I'll be wearing a turtleneck sweater. How's that sound?
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SPEAKER_00: A turtle neck.
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None: What a little?
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SPEAKER_00: You're wearing a turtleneck sweater.
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SPEAKER_00: Come right up to Orange Julius and we'll go over where the fucking
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SPEAKER_00: you want to go?
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SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna hit you with a fucking cinder block, bud.
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SPEAKER_00: Look cinderblot, bud.
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SPEAKER_00: Cool, go for it, man.
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SPEAKER_00: How's that sound?
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SPEAKER_03: Cool, come on up here.
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SPEAKER_03: For a whole bunch of good news here today.
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SPEAKER_00: Ah, okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, come on up here with your little cinder block.
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SPEAKER_00: Go ahead and hop on your little toilet, wherever you do your thing,
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SPEAKER_00: because you obviously have some of the traction in the toilet.
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SPEAKER_00: Alright?
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SPEAKER_00: Alright.
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SPEAKER_03: Hey, sorry about that.
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SPEAKER_03: I dropped the phone.
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SPEAKER_00: You got the phone.
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SPEAKER_00: Can you about hold a phone?
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SPEAKER_00: Are you too fucking retarded to do that?
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SPEAKER_00: You can barely hold the phone.
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SPEAKER_00: What makes you think they get a little bit of the inner block?
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SPEAKER_03: Because I'm gonna clawed you like a Cody at Barrow home.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, are you home?
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SPEAKER_00: Now we moved out of your fucking country and into the ghetto, huh?
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SPEAKER_00: Is that ass? Are you guys up?
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SPEAKER_03: I swooped down like a buzzard, Ben.
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SPEAKER_00: You're gonna go to dude?
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SPEAKER_00: All right, well, I'm here just sick to talk to you, dude.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you fucking show up for quick, fucking call here.
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SPEAKER_00: You got that little quick.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna hit you with a fucking send you.
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SPEAKER_00: Signer block, buddy.
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SPEAKER_00: Bring the fucking cinder block up hearing you and we'll get in...
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SPEAKER_00: Come on up and do that, all right?
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SPEAKER_00: I'll be waiting for your little bitch-ass cinder block.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't beat up children.
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SPEAKER_00: You don't beat up children.
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SPEAKER_00: Right.
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SPEAKER_00: Ew.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, that's too fucking dead because I'm not a child.
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SPEAKER_00: You can come on, bring it on up here.
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SPEAKER_00: The little cinder block.
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SPEAKER_00: And we'll see what happens this.
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SPEAKER_03: I'll come at you like a jag wire, bud.
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SPEAKER_00: Like a jaguar, bud.
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SPEAKER_00: You're gonna go bust a cat?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna push the cat.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna push your keys.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll be waiting up here, and if you ever decide to get off your fucking toilet and actually do something like a real fucking man, then we'll see what happens.