Longmont Potion Castle III (1995)
Track 37: Puffy Twinkie
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you mean. We don't have anything like that.
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SPEAKER_00: Like what?
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SPEAKER_01: Like a puffy twinkie.
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SPEAKER_01: If you want twinkies, you can talk to the grocery manager.
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SPEAKER_01: Twinkie Glitin?
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SPEAKER_00: Right.
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SPEAKER_01: Who are you looking for?
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SPEAKER_00: I just stated it.
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SPEAKER_01: Who are you looking for?
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SPEAKER_01: Twiky Glitten?
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SPEAKER_01: Sorry, you have the wrong number.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm afraid not.
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SPEAKER_00: Listen, if you'll just bear with me,
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SPEAKER_00: I'm Twinkie Glidden.
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SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
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SPEAKER_01: That still don't say who you were looking for.
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SPEAKER_00: How does that grab you?
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SPEAKER_00: though. You got to admit that, you know, that flattered you a little bit, though.
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SPEAKER_01: Who is this? I know what you're looking for.
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SPEAKER_00: Poncho Herrera.
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SPEAKER_01: Sorry, bye.
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SPEAKER_00: Wait a minute.
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SPEAKER_00: What?
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SPEAKER_00: You got to tell me something first.
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SPEAKER_01: Tell you what?
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SPEAKER_00: Um, did Emilio Glidden...
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SPEAKER_01: Amelio Glit?
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SPEAKER_00: Did he get that puffy Twinkie?
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SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, um, I was calling for Twinkie Gorilla.
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SPEAKER_01: I think he was calling for Twinkie Gorilla.
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SPEAKER_01: Do you have the wrong number, my dear?
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SPEAKER_00: No, I don't.
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SPEAKER_00: Listen, if you just see it my way for a minute.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I really don't have time to play games on the phone.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm not playing with you here.
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SPEAKER_01: There's no such person living here.
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SPEAKER_00: He said he was going to be there in your yard, though, about this hour.
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SPEAKER_01: What yard?
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SPEAKER_01: In your yard, though.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, you gotta, you gotta, you know...
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, so he said he'd be in this yard and you got the number from him.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Am I correct?
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SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh, no, I'm sorry.
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SPEAKER_00: Or for Mueller...
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SPEAKER_01: Excuse me?
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SPEAKER_00: Uh, Mueller, Satera.
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SPEAKER_01: Miller, I'm sorry.
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SPEAKER_01: Mueller, I never even heard of it.
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SPEAKER_00: Listen, oh, come on.
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SPEAKER_01: No, you come on.
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SPEAKER_00: You gotta admit that was flattering, though, wasn't it?
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SPEAKER_01: No, it wasn't. It was, actually, it was agnacious.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, but look.
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SPEAKER_01: Tell me what this is first.
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SPEAKER_01: And we'll talk, see who and know how you are.
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SPEAKER_00: I need to talk to, um,
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SPEAKER_00: Corilla Romero.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I think you're on drugs or something, buddy.
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SPEAKER_01: Nobody lives around here to buy any.
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SPEAKER_00: Listen, I don't think you're being honest with me, partner.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, you want to come down here and find out or what?
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SPEAKER_01: Huh?