Track 2: Producers Buttress

• SPEAKER_01: What?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hey, I was looking for Paul.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Who is this?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is Barney.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Calling about some equipment here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I think you might have picked some up and taken off there.
  
• SPEAKER_02: What are you talking about?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, I got your number from Luigi up at UEG there.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I got a non-agonal harness.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I got a hydraulic buttress, a bunch of rotors.
  
• SPEAKER_01: None of them are there anymore.
  
• SPEAKER_02: No, dude, you got the wrong number.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Here, Paul.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I need to get them back.
  
• SPEAKER_01: That's the long and short of it.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Buddy, I'm a producer.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you're talking about.
  
• SPEAKER_01: These are from on set.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're not familiar with the technical stuff.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I get it.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You picked it up and didn't know what you were doing.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I just want them back.
  
• SPEAKER_02: What do you mean I picked it up?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't pick up anything, buddy.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm a producer.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't pick up equipment.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's from my camera operator and myself, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I got a buttress and a harness,
  
• SPEAKER_01: and I just want to get them from you today.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't have any of your equipment, buddy.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't have any camera equipment.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't know how you got my number,
  
• SPEAKER_02: but I don't know who you are,
  
• SPEAKER_02: but you got the wrong.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You want me to file the grievance with my union steward, or what do you want me to do here?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, do whatever you got to do, bro.
  
• SPEAKER_02: What job was I on with you that you think you know me?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hey, I've got nine and a half years in the business, my friend.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Seriously, man, I'm not in the union.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You can file whatever you want.
  
• SPEAKER_01: This is Barney Blaha.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm going to talk to my union steward if you don't give me what I need.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Bro, go ahead.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't know who Barney Blah is.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I've never hired you on a job.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Listen, get with me today, and let's just get her taken care of.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You got it?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yep, sure.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hey, listen, Paul, I'm not messing around.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What do you got going on up a guy?
  
• SPEAKER_01: So what job are you on?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hey, I'm working 12-hour days here, guys.
  
• SPEAKER_01: So, meet with me today and straighten it out.
  
• SPEAKER_02: What job were you on?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hey, I'm at UEG.
  
• SPEAKER_01: A UEG.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, big time.
  
• SPEAKER_01: If you don't know what you're looking at, you don't understand the technical side.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's understandable.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I get it.
  
• SPEAKER_02: All right, buddy, I know who you are, but you need to stop calling my phone.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Give me back what I need.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't have any.
  
• SPEAKER_01: All right.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hey, Paul, give me back my freaking harnesses up here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You need to come across with some information.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Come across with the job, the name, and all that other stuff, and we'll look into it.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm with Uigi.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's all you get.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Proud of it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's not enough.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We have no record of anything you're talking about.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So you can produce some records that will even entertain it thought of having a
  
• SPEAKER_01: conversation. I worked with Mo.
  
• SPEAKER_00: He works with Mo.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yes, I do.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, no, Mo. I know him. I think he got your wires crossed.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Stop fucking calling me, dude. Seriously, man.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I was with you on the set of Super Thief up there.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Super Thief's not even a fucking real movie, dude.
  
• SPEAKER_02: We haven't even filmed it yet. I know you're just trying to fucking play some sort of scam.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Stop fucking calling me, bro.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're scamming me. You're scamming me left and right.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Fuck you, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Give me my rotors back, guy.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Seriously. You have to stop calling me, dude.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, son of a gun, how do I get through to you, man?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude. We didn't film the movie, so he didn't work on it.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I met you there. We were setting up, and you took off with my stuff, plain and simple.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Dude, we didn't shoot that movie. Stop fucking call on, man.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Listen, guy, cut me a check. However you want to do it, reimburse me.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Dude, listen, you ain't going to get one fucking red cent for me, dude.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You can call whoever the fuck you want. You call the union. You call the cops.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You call whoever, because you ain't got you.
  
• SPEAKER_02: shit. You ain't got no proof.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Here's the fucking scam artist, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_02: So fuck you and go fuck yourself.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm going to call the district attorney is who I'm going to call.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Good. Call an attorney. Have them call me. I'm glad to talk to him, dude.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Because we didn't even make the movie called Super Thief, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_02: There is no film called Super Thief that we made.
  
• SPEAKER_02: We never shot a movie. You're fucking lying to your teeth.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You ain't got no fucking proof. You ain't got no paperwork. You ain't got shit.
  
• SPEAKER_02: We just call on my number.
  
• SPEAKER_02: from 50 different numbers trying to cause trouble.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So fuck you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Cut me a flipping check up here one time, time, time, time, time.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_01: This is Luigi over at Uigi.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You worked with my partner, Barney.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know you fucking got Barney, man.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Stop fucking calling me, dude.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Go fuck yourself.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You got mirrors and prisms of mine, and I need that stuff.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I got no mirrors and prisms, bro.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You don't know who I am. I don't know who you are. I don't know who you are.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I know where you got my number at.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Go fuck yourself.
  
• None: Tell Barney, I have.
  
• None: I said go fucking self.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Stop fucking call me with your bullshit scam.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay?
  
• SPEAKER_02: What?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Fuck off.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hey, this is Luigi over at Uigi.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Guy, can you just cut me a check for what I need?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'll cut you one.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Why don't you come here and I'll stab you in your fucking neck, you prick?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Fuck you.
  
• SPEAKER_02: How that sounds?
  
• SPEAKER_02: That sounds good?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Listen, this is Luigi, guy, and I need to get my stuff back or a check.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm out of a lot of stuff.
  
• SPEAKER_01: stuff here.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay, great, then. Come get it. Why don't you come claim it? Why don't you come pick it up?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, it shouldn't be a problem then, should it? If you give me what a need.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah. Just come pick it up, dude. I'll be there waiting with a bunch of guys and I'll
  
• SPEAKER_02: touch this fucking face off. Seriously, if I ever see you and your fucking partner, Barney,
  
• SPEAKER_02: who keep calling me and I meet you, I'm going to beat your face with a baseball bat.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Buddy, I'm going to beat you with a baseball bat. Like, I'm going to beat your face with a baseball bat.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay? That's what I'm going to beat your face with a baseball bat. Okay? That's what I'm going to
  
• SPEAKER_02: do when I see you. Do you understand?
  
• SPEAKER_02: No, I don't. You understand? Okay, well, you should. Because if I ever see you, if you ever come
  
• SPEAKER_02: meet me face-to-base because you're a pussy and you call every fucking week, because you're
  
• SPEAKER_02: so much of a pussy to meet me in real life, I'm going to take a Louisville baseball bat, and I'm going to
  
• SPEAKER_02: fucking smash your fucking face in with it, okay? I'm going to fucking smash your fucking face in.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So if you want a piece, come get it. You want your shit, come get it. Because I ain't got none of your
  
• SPEAKER_02: shit. You're a scam and you're a pussy.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay? You call from a different fucking number every day.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So if you want it, come fucking get it, Luigi, or whatever the fuck your name is.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Because you're fucking with the wrong guy, all right?
  
• SPEAKER_02: So fuck you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Come on, horses ass.