wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 14 (2017)

Track 9: Platypus

SPEAKER_04: Platapus.
SPEAKER_04: The only thing I've got close is tales from the woeful platypus?
SPEAKER_00: I do not know what that book is.
SPEAKER_00: Okay, can you ask your friend to call me so I could talk to him in Chinese?
SPEAKER_00: Does your friend speak Chinese?
SPEAKER_09: Sorry, we don't have any Chinese speaker here.
SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, I speak Chinese, okay?
SPEAKER_09: We don't speak Chinese at all.
SPEAKER_00: What? I speak Chinese.
SPEAKER_00: Which book you're talking about?
SPEAKER_00: What's the book in Chinese?
SPEAKER_00: Chinese?
SPEAKER_04: This is Japanese bookstore.
SPEAKER_00: No, this is the Chinese bookstore.
SPEAKER_00: I just told you this is the Chinese bookstore.
SPEAKER_00: We don't sell Japanese book.
SPEAKER_00: You speak Chinese?
SPEAKER_04: No, we don't.
SPEAKER_00: Well, I speak Chinese.
SPEAKER_00: So I don't know what book you're talking about.
SPEAKER_00: You give me a translation in English, which I do not know what that in Chinese, then how could I look it up?
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
SPEAKER_05: How does it sell?
SPEAKER_05: O-T-T-G.
SPEAKER_05: O-T.
SPEAKER_05: You and?
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what Octavut book you're talking about.
SPEAKER_00: You want to talk a word.
SPEAKER_00: You, you'll try to help you.
SPEAKER_00: I speak Chinese.
SPEAKER_00: So I spoke Chinese to you.
SPEAKER_05: Um, I don't understand Chinese.
SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, okay.
SPEAKER_00: Then I have to.
SPEAKER_00: Somebody say the book in Chinese in order for me to look for it.
SPEAKER_00: But I need to know what Chinese book you're talking about.
SPEAKER_05: Nobody speaks Chinese here.
SPEAKER_00: Then I can't help you.
SPEAKER_00: can help you.
SPEAKER_00: You know where we're located at?
SPEAKER_04: Uh, 1435 Stockton Street.
SPEAKER_04: You got the wrong store, okay?
SPEAKER_04: We're not in Stockton Street.
SPEAKER_04: Ah, are you saying, are you asking my store?
SPEAKER_04: No, my store.
SPEAKER_04: So why are you calling?
SPEAKER_04: I don't call you.
SPEAKER_04: Calling you?
SPEAKER_04: You're calling me.
SPEAKER_04: No, I never called you.
SPEAKER_04: I told you, unless you can give me the name of the book in Chinese,
SPEAKER_04: I can't help you.
SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
SPEAKER_04: I mean, I don't know.
SPEAKER_04: I don't call you. I don't know what's the calling for.
SPEAKER_04: I mean, I don't know who played this trick, but I don't call you this number.
SPEAKER_04: And actually, I receive this number from you.
SPEAKER_04: You give it to me in Chinese.
SPEAKER_04: Well, I'll give it to you with my fifth.
SPEAKER_09: This is the bookstore.
SPEAKER_09: Hello.
SPEAKER_09: Hello.
SPEAKER_09: Hi.
SPEAKER_09: Can you hear me?
SPEAKER_09: Where's the gentleman that I was just talking to?
SPEAKER_09: I'm the bookstore.
SPEAKER_09: I run the bookstore, but it was, um...
SPEAKER_09: Oh.
SPEAKER_09: Were you talking to AJ earlier?
SPEAKER_09: I was just talking to a gentleman who was looking for a book called All About the Platypus.
SPEAKER_09: the platypus.
SPEAKER_09: At Jen Center?
SPEAKER_09: Do you have the right number?
SPEAKER_09: I didn't make the call.
SPEAKER_09: I answered the phone.
SPEAKER_09: Oh.
SPEAKER_09: I didn't.
SPEAKER_09: I have no idea, but that is one of the weirdest things that's ever happened to me.
SPEAKER_09: Oh, wait a minute.
SPEAKER_09: Let me ask AJ.
SPEAKER_09: Hold on.
SPEAKER_09: AJ.
SPEAKER_09: You didn't call somebody about all about the platypus.
SPEAKER_09: Did you a book?
SPEAKER_09: Are you looking for an octopus?
SPEAKER_09: Octopus?
SPEAKER_09: Yes.
SPEAKER_09: Sorry, what is octopus?
SPEAKER_09: I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_02: Can you call back when you have the actual title?
SPEAKER_02: You keep going back and forth.
SPEAKER_02: between octopus versus platypus, and I'm not able to look up the book unless I have the exact title.
SPEAKER_03: I have an octopus plush that it's really cute.
SPEAKER_03: It's like purple and pink, and I have like eyelashes, and it has like little polka dots on it,
SPEAKER_03: and it's like your little pink octopus.
SPEAKER_03: And if we have a book that's called Be Glad Your Dad is not an octopus, we have four of those.
SPEAKER_08: But that's my vocabulary.
SPEAKER_08: Hello?
SPEAKER_08: We don't have any books on platypuses.
SPEAKER_08: You mean octopuses?
SPEAKER_08: Octopus.
SPEAKER_08: What's the meaning of octopus?
SPEAKER_08: Let me see.
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
SPEAKER_08: Come on.
SPEAKER_08: You look for Mama.
SPEAKER_09: Octopus.
SPEAKER_08: Of course you know how to read it.
SPEAKER_08: Oh, good girl.
SPEAKER_08: Octopus.
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
SPEAKER_08: Octopus.
SPEAKER_08: You're right.
SPEAKER_08: It's like this in English, right?
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_08: This is a Chinese English dictionary.
SPEAKER_08: Octopus.
SPEAKER_08: Some of octopus.
SPEAKER_08: Octopus.
SPEAKER_08: I don't know what kind.
SPEAKER_08: Are you going to buy the octopus?
SPEAKER_08: I'm the boss.
SPEAKER_08: I'm the boss.
SPEAKER_08: I'm the boss.
SPEAKER_08: I come from Taiwan.
SPEAKER_03: Hello?
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
SPEAKER_08: How?
SPEAKER_03: How do you?
SPEAKER_08: Is it what?
SPEAKER_08: No, no.
SPEAKER_08: No, no.
SPEAKER_08: No.
SPEAKER_08: Oh, no.
SPEAKER_08: Oh, so I'm not.
SPEAKER_02: I'm not.
SPEAKER_02: Right.
SPEAKER_02: Right.
SPEAKER_08: There.
SPEAKER_08: So.
SPEAKER_08: Oh, so.
SPEAKER_08: Oh, so.
SPEAKER_08: Oh, don't ask me, honey.
SPEAKER_08: My books are all from Taiwan.
SPEAKER_07: Oh.
SPEAKER_07: P-L-A-T-Y.
SPEAKER_07: P-U-S.
SPEAKER_07: P-U-S.
SPEAKER_07: P-L-A-T-Y, honey.
SPEAKER_07: P-L-A-T-Y, honey.
SPEAKER_07: P-L-Y-Y-P-U-S.
SPEAKER_07: Can you hear me?
SPEAKER_07: P-L-A.
SPEAKER_07: That's not.
SPEAKER_07: P-L-A, P-L-A, paper.
SPEAKER_08: P-L-A-T-Y-T for Tiger.
SPEAKER_08: T-Y-Y-Y P-Y-P-U-A.
SPEAKER_08: Prat-U-P-U-A-P-U-A-P-U-S.
SPEAKER_08: P-L-A-L-A-T-Y-U-S.
SPEAKER_08: Hello?
SPEAKER_05: Hello?
SPEAKER_05: Yes, may how this is it is the K-N-K-Nok-Sor.
SPEAKER_08: But P-L-A, P-L-A-T-Y-Y-Y-U-S.
SPEAKER_08: P-L-A-T-Y-Y-U-S, sorry.
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: This is the Kinokinia Book Store.
SPEAKER_08: But you ask me so many books I don't have.
SPEAKER_06: Um...
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, I'm sorry. Really, I don't have.
SPEAKER_08: I only come from Taiwan.
SPEAKER_08: But I don't have, I don't have all the books from Taiwan.
SPEAKER_08: I don't think so.
SPEAKER_08: And this is very special book for me.
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, sure. So you're looking for a particular book? Is that correct?
SPEAKER_08: Oh, what are you talking about? You want to buy a book or you ask something from me?
SPEAKER_08: Until now, I'm very confused.
SPEAKER_02: Um, no. Actually, I'm confusing. So what is the purpose of calling for this one?
SPEAKER_08: I don't know what kind of the book.
SPEAKER_08: I'm a book company, okay? I'm a book store.
SPEAKER_08: And if you ask me something about awkward to post, I don't, I have no idea.
SPEAKER_08: I have no any idea.
SPEAKER_06: Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_06: All right.
SPEAKER_08: So you want to sell the book.
SPEAKER_08: Do you have the book in front of you?
SPEAKER_08: Don't ask me.
SPEAKER_08: These are Chinese bookstore from Taiwan.
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
SPEAKER_08: Yes.
SPEAKER_08: I was talking to a guy before that.
SPEAKER_08: I could talk to you because you know about the book.
SPEAKER_08: Yes, I know about it, but not all the book.
SPEAKER_08: I still know very few.
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
SPEAKER_08: I don't know what kind of book you need it.
SPEAKER_08: He is looking for a platypus book.
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
SPEAKER_08: And he said that you know about it.
SPEAKER_08: I didn't say I know everything, honey.
SPEAKER_08: Okay. You're not looking for a book?
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
SPEAKER_08: We are a bookstore.
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, I'm a bookstore, but I don't know everything.
SPEAKER_08: I only know the books from Taiwan only.
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, we don't sell books from Taiwan.
SPEAKER_08: We are selling books from Taiwan.
SPEAKER_08: I don't know what happened today.
SPEAKER_08: The telephone has some trouble.
SPEAKER_01: Uh...
SPEAKER_01: Oh, God. All right. I'm trying to talk to somebody about a book that someone's trying to order, and I just need the ISBN.
SPEAKER_08: I'm very small bookstore, and I'm senior, almost going out of business.
SPEAKER_08: So I don't know very well.
SPEAKER_01: No, your brother, somebody is calling, and I think it's your brother,
SPEAKER_01: and he wants you to tell me the name of a book with the word platypus in the title.
SPEAKER_01: Do you know what he's talking about?
SPEAKER_08: Oh, my goodness. Who call you? I have no brother here.
SPEAKER_08: I'm senior. I have no brother here.
SPEAKER_08: brother here. My relative already from Taiwan, not here. I don't know who call you.
SPEAKER_08: That's very, that's very ridiculous. I don't do anything.
SPEAKER_08: And the telephone always call me. I don't know what happened.
SPEAKER_08: Uh, never mind then. Okay.
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
SPEAKER_08: Thank you. Bye.