wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 5 (2005)

Track 18: Pill Salesmen

SPEAKER_01: Yes, this is John with Met Service, medical services. How are you today, sir?
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
SPEAKER_01: I'm just calling, and we do have to hide your code, I'm sure.
SPEAKER_01: And we do have the waxen brand.
SPEAKER_01: Would you like for me to send you an order right now, sir?
SPEAKER_00: Can I get a sample?
SPEAKER_00: A sample?
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01: I don't believe you can, sir.
SPEAKER_01: Certainly free.
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna give you a special deal, sir.
SPEAKER_01: I mean, we do have to wax some brand.
SPEAKER_01: Wexham brand, which is the best hydrocodum brand that there is?
SPEAKER_01: Does it give you a good sensation?
SPEAKER_01: I mean, yes, this is the Western brand, sir, the original ones.
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
SPEAKER_01: I take the 4200 drink.
SPEAKER_00: The 4200?
SPEAKER_00: I lick them and swallow them.
SPEAKER_01: No problem.
SPEAKER_01: So what I'm going to do, okay, I'm going to document on this record that that's a prescription
SPEAKER_01: that you use.
SPEAKER_01: I'm on the back at the DACO, do.
SPEAKER_01: Who do?
SPEAKER_01: Okay, that sounds good.
SPEAKER_01: So what else we do?
SPEAKER_01: Okay, when we do have that prescription, we will give you a call.
SPEAKER_01: Thank you, sir.
SPEAKER_01: You have a wonderful day.
SPEAKER_01: Hi, this is Mr. Smith.
SPEAKER_01: Sir, call me on behalf of Max Services online pharmacy.
SPEAKER_01: How many day supplies, sir, do you purchase?
SPEAKER_01: Pain release medication, hydrocodone?
SPEAKER_01: 400.
None: 400?
SPEAKER_01: On hydrocodone.
SPEAKER_01: Do you have Mongolian strength?
SPEAKER_01: No, sir.
SPEAKER_01: We have hydrocodone, and we have the Wrexon brand, and we have the AP&P.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: The one that we have is the hydrocodone.
SPEAKER_01: Hydrocodone, man.
SPEAKER_01: We do have a special home free sheep in the hamble, which is right now we're going to
SPEAKER_01: very briefly verify here from now.
SPEAKER_01: verify your information to show that between scabbat.
SPEAKER_01: Do you want me to karate chop you?
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry?
SPEAKER_00: Do you deliver by moose, sir?
SPEAKER_01: By moose?
SPEAKER_01: Are you on the loose?
SPEAKER_01: What is the moose that you say?
SPEAKER_01: A moose.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, a moose.
SPEAKER_01: I see a moose.
SPEAKER_01: Do you see a moon?
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
None: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: Are you on the loose?
SPEAKER_01: No, sir, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not on the loose.
SPEAKER_01: I just got bit by a goose.
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
SPEAKER_00: I need a masseuse.
SPEAKER_02: What are we doing?
SPEAKER_01: Okay, in order for me to help you with your medication, sir,
SPEAKER_01: I need to verify your inflammation and write it down on your order.
SPEAKER_01: So the way I can submit it and give you your order ID number and provide you with the customer service and the appropriate number
SPEAKER_01: for you be able to pick your tracking number at your PS department.
SPEAKER_01: Right.
SPEAKER_01: Okay?
SPEAKER_01: Just tell you one second.
SPEAKER_01: I'm just telling you the information that I see here and I just need you to tell me if I have the right way, the correct way, sir.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: Can you please tell me your database?
SPEAKER_01: 2892.
SPEAKER_01: 4-2.
SPEAKER_01: 92.
SPEAKER_01: 84.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: 22.
SPEAKER_01: 22.
None: 22.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, 22.
SPEAKER_01: 22.
SPEAKER_01: 82.
SPEAKER_02: 83.
SPEAKER_02: 42.
SPEAKER_02: 42.
SPEAKER_01: 42.
None: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: Is Yoshibina's good beat of Senate of the building?
SPEAKER_02: I'm growing a beard.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: Do you have...
SPEAKER_01: That's going to be the longest beard the world.
SPEAKER_01: So do you have any middle initial letter on your credit card number?
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
SPEAKER_01: Can you please tell me what is the middle initial?
SPEAKER_01: VDX.
SPEAKER_01: Hold on the minute.
SPEAKER_01: Good evening. Thank you very much for holding. My name is Kevin for a supervisor. How are you?
SPEAKER_01: Good.
SPEAKER_01: That's great. Okay. Um, give me a second.
SPEAKER_01: Would you like to purchase your order?
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: Would you?
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: Are you ready to demonstrate?
SPEAKER_01: Yes, I am.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: Why? Why do you ask?
SPEAKER_01: Because I'm on a moose right now.
SPEAKER_01: You're on a moose?
SPEAKER_01: And I don't have time for your little routine, you know?
SPEAKER_01: No, it ain't no routine.
SPEAKER_01: You want to purchase an order of hydrocodone, correct?
SPEAKER_01: Look, can I ask you, can I ask you a question?
SPEAKER_01: Yes, you may.
SPEAKER_01: Are you on the loose?
SPEAKER_01: I don't understand that question.
SPEAKER_01: Well, how do you?
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you mean.
SPEAKER_01: I'm the loose.
SPEAKER_01: What do you mean by, uh, um, decipher loose?
SPEAKER_01: Define the loose?
SPEAKER_01: Define the loose?
SPEAKER_01: Decisfer loose.
SPEAKER_01: What do you mean by loose?
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what the loose is.
SPEAKER_01: Like a...
SPEAKER_01: If you can explain to me, if you can explain to me what you mean by the loose or am I loose?
SPEAKER_01: Then I could give you a correct answer.
SPEAKER_01: Like a Papoose.
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
SPEAKER_00: I'm in the park.
SPEAKER_00: I live in a park.
SPEAKER_00: Really?
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
None: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: Do you have a metal initial?
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
SPEAKER_01: What is it?
SPEAKER_01: ZDX?
SPEAKER_01: VDX?
SPEAKER_01: VDX?
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to take a bull whip to you.
SPEAKER_01: Um, for our computer just closed.
SPEAKER_01: You have a great evening.
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna kick you in there.
SPEAKER_01: Nah, take it easy in the park, all right?
SPEAKER_01: The computer froze and we can't purchase your org.
SPEAKER_01: Do you want an art?
SPEAKER_01: You take it easy in the park and I hope you, you know, you're looser than what you are.
SPEAKER_01: Take it easy.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.