Longmont Potion Castle 15 (2018)

Longmont Potion Castle 15

Track 5: Peter Weller

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  • SPEAKER_03: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_03: Yes, Mr. Weller.
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_03: This is Hucker with United Parson Service, sir.
  • SPEAKER_03: How are you doing today?
  • SPEAKER_02: Good. What's up, man?
  • SPEAKER_03: We've attempted to bring you a parcel three times in the last six days, and no one's responded.
  • SPEAKER_03: Where?
  • SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm with the United Parson Service, sir.
  • SPEAKER_03: I'm just wondering how late someone's going to be there for you to sign.
  • SPEAKER_03: Where are you delivering it?
  • SPEAKER_03: Oh, well, we're in Century Service.
  • SPEAKER_03: at the...
  • SPEAKER_02: Well, where are you delivering it?
  • SPEAKER_02: To what address?
  • SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm the account...
  • SPEAKER_03: I'm not a truck driver, sir.
  • SPEAKER_03: I hope you can appreciate that.
  • SPEAKER_03: I'm an accountant here letting you know you've got a bad balance.
  • SPEAKER_00: Hi, you've raised, Caitlin.
  • SPEAKER_00: If you please leave your name, number, and a brief message, I'll be sure to return your call as soon as possible.
  • SPEAKER_03: Is that your...
  • SPEAKER_03: On your end?
  • SPEAKER_03: No.
  • SPEAKER_03: There must be a mistake.
  • SPEAKER_03: This is UPS.
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't know, man.
  • SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you're trying to deliver.
  • SPEAKER_02: But, you know, I have a post office...
  • SPEAKER_02: box where I get all mail. I did not get mail at my house.
  • SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, UPS will not deliver to a post office box.
  • SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't know what to do, but...
  • SPEAKER_03: This is from banana boat.com. Does that ring a bell?
  • SPEAKER_02: Banana, no, no. No, it does not ring a bell.
  • SPEAKER_03: Well, how late is somebody going to be there tonight? We'll dispatch another driver.
  • SPEAKER_02: No one's going to be there tonight. I get nothing. Nothing at my place of a dress. Nothing.
  • SPEAKER_03: But, sir, we've been there three times already.
  • SPEAKER_03: from UPS and no one answered the bell.
  • SPEAKER_02: I don't even, I don't know what you're talking about because there's nothing that ever even says where my address is.
  • SPEAKER_02: There's no record of my address anywhere.
  • SPEAKER_03: Well, we left you a slip on the door, and no one replied from banana boat.com, Mr. Weller, correct?
  • SPEAKER_03: Or Wheeler?
  • SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_03: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_03: Well, Mr. Wheeler, if you're going to be there in the next 45 minutes...
  • SPEAKER_02: It's weller and no one's...
  • SPEAKER_02: there, and no one receives anything there.
  • SPEAKER_02: Peter Webb.
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so if you're not telling me the address that they're sending it to, I can't help you.
  • SPEAKER_03: Well, we can't just simply send it back, sir.
  • SPEAKER_03: It's from banana boat.com.
  • SPEAKER_03: So, like, as I say, I'll make sure to have an express driver out there in the next 45 minutes for you.
  • SPEAKER_03: It's not a problem at all.
  • SPEAKER_03: No.
  • SPEAKER_03: Not a problem at all.
  • SPEAKER_02: Listen, you're not hearing me.
  • SPEAKER_02: Oh.
  • SPEAKER_02: I don't get anything, and if you're not telling me,
  • SPEAKER_02: address, I don't want it or care about it.
  • SPEAKER_03: Well, okay.
  • SPEAKER_03: Were UPS at Century City Dispatch Office?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but you're not hearing me, man.
  • SPEAKER_02: If you're not giving me an address where you're delivering it, I cannot be responsible for it.
  • SPEAKER_03: My name's Hucker.
  • SPEAKER_03: I'll have somebody out there in the next 30 to 45.
  • SPEAKER_03: Not a problem.
  • SPEAKER_03: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_02: We're not there.
  • SPEAKER_02: We're nobody's home.
  • SPEAKER_02: Nobody's home.
  • SPEAKER_03: Well, it's $110 COD parcel.
  • SPEAKER_03: So we need a...
  • SPEAKER_02: If you keep calling, I'm calling the police right now.
  • SPEAKER_03: Well, what appears to be the trouble up here, sir?
  • SPEAKER_03: Hey, you know.
  • SPEAKER_03: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_03: Sir, we need help bringing this item to your door from the truck, okay?
  • SPEAKER_01: Here's what I need.
  • SPEAKER_01: I have your full name, please, and the number you're calling from.
  • SPEAKER_03: I'm a United Parcel Service, sir.
  • SPEAKER_01: Which office?
  • SPEAKER_03: Century City.
  • SPEAKER_03: I'm a manager up here.
  • SPEAKER_03: What appears to be the trouble, I'm not sure.
  • SPEAKER_01: What is that, well, here's the trouble, is that we've asked you not to call anymore.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm private security for this client, and I have a big problem in that you keep phoning.
  • SPEAKER_01: We've said to return the items, we do not want to hear from you again, and you persist in calling.
  • SPEAKER_01: So I want to know your name, and I want to know the office number, and I want to know the address, and I want it right now.
  • SPEAKER_03: COD from Banana Boat is what I'm trying to deliver tonight.
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't, I don't care.
  • SPEAKER_01: I want to hear your first name and your address right now.
  • SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, I'm a manager here at United Parsal Service.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, what is your name?
  • SPEAKER_03: Daniel, is my first name, D-O-N-I-E-L.
  • SPEAKER_03: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_01: Last name?
  • SPEAKER_03: Last name is O-D-I-V-E-D-I-V, and I've been here on the Dow, about 14 months manager here at United Parsal Service, Century City.
  • SPEAKER_01: And what's the number?
  • SPEAKER_03: A 1-800-P-U-S.
  • SPEAKER_01: No, it's not.
  • SPEAKER_01: That's not the number you've been calling from.
  • SPEAKER_03: So you've got my direct line.
  • SPEAKER_03: I just need to get a credit card number to get this payment prepared.
  • SPEAKER_03: We're not going to provide a parcel delivered.
  • SPEAKER_03: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_01: Mr. Uppdddddh, listen to me carefully.
  • SPEAKER_01: We are not going to provide a credit card.
  • SPEAKER_01: And we need these calls to stop, or we will contact law enforcement.
  • SPEAKER_03: Personal check would be all right.
  • SPEAKER_01: Are you hearing me, sir?
  • SPEAKER_01: We are in contact with law enforcement.
  • SPEAKER_01: We will make that call.
  • SPEAKER_01: We do not want to hear back.
  • SPEAKER_03: We're just trying to deliver your parcel, that the guy was about to be a credit card.
  • SPEAKER_01: We've already said that we don't want the part.
  • SPEAKER_01: We have already said we do not want the parcel.
  • SPEAKER_01: You do not want the parcel.
  • SPEAKER_01: who are bordering on harassment.
  • SPEAKER_03: Did you just change your mind on the parcel, on the product?
  • SPEAKER_01: Yes, change our mind.
  • SPEAKER_01: Not our parcel.
  • SPEAKER_01: Not our parcel, and you are bordering on harassment, and we will go there if you persist with this action.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sorry, there you go.
  • SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, I can let you talk to my supervisor, if you'd like.
  • SPEAKER_03: I don't know what else to tell you.
  • SPEAKER_01: Talk to your supervisor.
  • SPEAKER_01: Here's what we need.
  • SPEAKER_01: I want to make sure you do not call my client again.
  • SPEAKER_01: Is that clear?
  • SPEAKER_03: Mr. Wheeler?
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't know how else to say.
  • SPEAKER_01: sir i do not want you to call this phone number again okay and if you do we will contact law enforcement
  • SPEAKER_03: oh i'm sorry to hear though i'm sorry trying to help you here today sorry i'm sorry are you going to
  • SPEAKER_01: well we're the way you'll help i'm not using this phone a check providing a check are you going to be
  • SPEAKER_03: writing a check to upser today for banana boat dot com i'm trying to do no we are not
  • SPEAKER_01: can i can i just ask you i'm now i'm now very concerned what is it that you're not understanding
  • SPEAKER_01: this is an incorrect parcel it is not going to my client we are not going to write a check
  • SPEAKER_01: and we do not want to phone this number again my job is what i'm trying to do and you're making
  • SPEAKER_03: that difficult exceedingly difficult as this call goes on i'm going to hang up the phone if you
  • SPEAKER_01: call my client again you will contact 9-1-1 am i clear i don't i don't understand i really don't
  • SPEAKER_01: i really don't okay sir i call for my