Longmont Potion Castle 20 (2023)

Longmont Potion Castle 20

Track 5: Omnibot

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Aliases: Buck, Freaky Bucky, Mr. Pandolfo, Little Freddy
Establishments: Tom Hanks exhibit, Orb within an orb, Pork Chop Surprise, Himalayan Quasar Magnet School, Gruesome Gulch

  • LPC: Is Danny there?
  • LPC: This is Buck
  • LPC: or Freaky Bucky
  • LPC: Is he around or?
  • Danny: Yeah I'm here
  • LPC: Oh hey what's happening guy
  • Danny: What can I do for you
  • LPC: Oh yeah I got your number from Mr. Pandolfo
  • LPC: Down at the Tom Hanks exhibit
  • LPC: So
  • Danny: I don't know who Mr. Pandolfo is
  • LPC: Well you know
  • LPC: Why make life difficult for each other?
  • LPC: Am I right?
  • LPC: So anyway..
  • LPC: Anyway, there's this orb within an orb tonight.
  • LPC: I was just wondering if you're going to maybe check it out.
  • Danny: A what with a what?
  • LPC: Huh?
  • LPC: It's happening only tonight, man.
  • Danny: What is?
  • LPC: I'm just kind of a leaf peeper.
  • LPC: You know, I enjoy the forestry, the fall colors.
  • LPC: I thought it might be cool.
  • Danny: You thought what might be cool?
  • LPC: The orb within an orb.
  • Danny: The orb within an orb?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Danny: What is that?
  • LPC: No charge.
  • LPC: There's absolutely no charge.
  • Danny: Are you
  • Danny: a living human being or a bot?
  • LPC: If it's free,
  • LPC: it's a dollar bill.
  • Danny: Okay, so you can't answer,
  • Danny: just to be clear,
  • Danny: you can't answer that question, right?
  • Danny: You can't tell me whether you're
  • Danny: a living human being or a bot?
  • LPC: I sure can.
  • LPC: I guarantee you I can.
  • Danny: So what's the answer?
  • LPC: I'm your new neighbor.
  • LPC: I'm new in town.
  • LPC: I just moved here from California.
  • LPC: about four days back.
  • Danny: You moved here?
  • Danny: Where's here?
  • LPC: I moved to New York.
  • LPC: About five days back.
  • LPC: And I'm new in town.
  • Danny: That's delightful.
  • Danny: But what does I have to do
  • Danny: with me or this phone call?
  • Danny: What do you?
  • Danny: Again, what can I do for you?
  • LPC: Little Freddy said that you're a good guy
  • LPC: and that I might want to say hi.
  • LPC: Because I live in the same part of town.
  • Danny: Little Freddy.
  • LPC: I call him Little Freddy.
  • LPC: Can I just double-check?
  • LPC: Do you have animosity right now, or?
  • Danny: I'm a little bit put off by the phone call, I've got to say.
  • Danny: I don't really know where this is going.
  • Danny: It's pretty weird.
  • LPC: Weird?
  • Danny: Because the shit you're saying sounds like you're on LSD.
  • Danny: I'll put it that way.
  • LPC: Hey, last time I went down there to the pork chop surprise,
  • LPC: people did somersaults for two hours straight.
  • LPC: So I'm telling you, it's a good time.
  • LPC: That's all I'm trying to tell you.
  • Danny: Tell, yee, what's a good time?
  • LPC: The orb within an orb.
  • Danny: What is the orb within an orb?
  • LPC: It's happening just tonight, sir.
  • Danny: All right, but what is it?
  • LPC: Okay, well, they got the cavalry of two-legged animals down there.
  • LPC: They're setting up next to the Himalayan Quasar Magnet School.
  • LPC: I just invited guh, G, G, G, G.
  • Danny: You just invited me to an orb within an orb.
  • Danny: I don't know what that is.
  • Danny: I don't know why I would go.
  • LPC: All the countrymen get free sandwiches.
  • LPC: What else do you have going on?
  • LPC: What are you doing that's so special that you can't go to this thing?
  • Danny: The nothing that I'm doing is preferable to this insane bullshit you're spouting.
  • LPC: Hey, Danny, just tell me if I need to chill, all right?
  • LPC: You do need to chill.
  • LPC: Okay.
  • LPC: Looks like I'm headed to Gruesome Gulch by myself.
  • Danny: Have a blast.
  • LPC: I'll tell you what.
  • LPC: We'll get in the bathtub
  • LPC: for a little while, and then it'll be good to go.
  • LPC: What do you say, up 'ere?
  • LPC: I got a new banjo
  • Sour Joe: Hello?
  • Sour Joe: Hello?
  • Sour Joe: You're still bothering.
  • Sour Joe: You're still bothering me?
  • Danny: I'm still bothering you?
  • Sour Joe: You're a piece of shit criminal?
  • Sour Joe: You're still bothering me?
  • Danny: Oh, man.
  • Danny: This is ridiculous.
  • Sour Joe: You'll be arrested, you motherfucker!
  • Sour Joe: You'll be arrested!
  • Danny: *laughs*
  • Danny: Some diabolical genius seems to have to get to the prank calling bot.
  • Danny: It's pretty cool.
  • LPC: This is Freaky Bucky, or Bucky Freaky,
  • LPC: Hey Danny, look after yourself, alright?
  • Danny: Look after myself? So, this phone call is winding down.
  • LPC: Unless you deposit 50 cents.