Longmont Potion Castle 20 (2023)
Track 5: Omnibot
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SPEAKER_00: is Danny there
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SPEAKER_00: this is Buck
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SPEAKER_00: or Freaky Bucky
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SPEAKER_00: Is he around or
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah I'm here
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SPEAKER_00: Oh hey what's happening guy
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SPEAKER_01: What can I do for you
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SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah I got your number from Mr. Pandolfo
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SPEAKER_00: Down at the Tom Hanks exhibit
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SPEAKER_00: So
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know if the Pandolfo is
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SPEAKER_00: Well you know
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SPEAKER_00: Why make life difficult for each other
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SPEAKER_00: Am I right
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SPEAKER_00: So anyway
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SPEAKER_00: Anyway, there's this orb within an orb tonight.
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SPEAKER_00: I was just wondering if you're going to maybe check it out.
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SPEAKER_01: A what with a what?
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SPEAKER_00: Huh?
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SPEAKER_00: It's happening only tonight, man.
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SPEAKER_00: What is?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm just kind of a leaf peeper.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, I enjoy the forestry, the fall collars.
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SPEAKER_00: I thought it might be cool.
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SPEAKER_01: You thought what might be cool?
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SPEAKER_00: The orb within an orb.
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SPEAKER_01: The orb within an orb?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: What is that?
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SPEAKER_00: No charge.
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SPEAKER_00: There's absolutely no charge.
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SPEAKER_01: Are you
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SPEAKER_01: a living human being or a bot?
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SPEAKER_00: If it's free,
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SPEAKER_00: it's a dollar bill?
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, so you can't answer,
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SPEAKER_01: just to be clear,
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SPEAKER_01: you can't answer that question, right?
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SPEAKER_01: You can't tell me whether you're
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SPEAKER_01: a living human being or a bot?
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SPEAKER_00: I sure can.
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SPEAKER_00: I guarantee you I can.
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SPEAKER_01: So what's the answer?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm your new neighbor.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm new in town.
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SPEAKER_00: I just moved here from California.
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SPEAKER_00: about four days back.
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SPEAKER_00: You moved here?
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SPEAKER_00: Where's here?
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SPEAKER_00: I moved to New York.
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SPEAKER_00: About five days back.
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SPEAKER_00: And I'm new in town.
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SPEAKER_01: That's delightful.
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SPEAKER_01: But what does I have to do
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SPEAKER_01: with me or the storm call?
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SPEAKER_01: What do you?
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SPEAKER_01: Again, what can I do for you?
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SPEAKER_00: Little Freddy said that you're a good guy
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SPEAKER_00: and that I might want to say hi.
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SPEAKER_00: Because I live in the same part of town.
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SPEAKER_01: Little Freddy.
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SPEAKER_00: I call him Little Freddy.
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SPEAKER_00: Can I just double-check?
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SPEAKER_00: Do you have animosity right now?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm a little bit put off by the phone call, I've got to say.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't really know where this is going.
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SPEAKER_01: It's pretty weird.
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SPEAKER_00: Weird.
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SPEAKER_01: Because the shit you're saying sounds like you're on LSD.
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SPEAKER_01: I'll put it that way.
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, last time I went down there to the pork chop surprise,
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SPEAKER_00: people did somersaults for two hours straight.
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SPEAKER_00: So I'm telling you, it's a good time.
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SPEAKER_00: That's all I'm trying to tell you.
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SPEAKER_01: Tell, yee, what's a good time?
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SPEAKER_00: The orb within an orb.
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SPEAKER_01: What is the orb within an orb?
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SPEAKER_00: It's happening just tonight, sir.
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SPEAKER_01: All right, but what is it?
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, they got the cavalry of two-legged animals down there.
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SPEAKER_00: They're setting up next to the Himalayan Quasar Magnet School.
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SPEAKER_00: I just invited G, G, G, G, G.
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SPEAKER_01: He just invited me to an orb within an orb.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know what that is.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know why I would go.
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SPEAKER_00: All the countrymen get free sandwiches.
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SPEAKER_00: What else do you have going on?
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SPEAKER_00: What are you doing that's so special that you can't go to this thing?
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SPEAKER_01: The nothing that I'm doing is preferable to this insane bullshit you're spouting.
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, Danny, just tell me if I need to chill, all right?
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SPEAKER_00: You do need to chill.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Looks like I'm headed a gruesome gulch by myself.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm blast.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll tell you what.
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SPEAKER_00: We'll get in the bathtub
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SPEAKER_00: for a little while, and then it'll be good to go.
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SPEAKER_00: What do you say, Alpa?
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SPEAKER_01: I'd say no.
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SPEAKER_01: Hello?
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SPEAKER_01: Hello?
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SPEAKER_01: You're still bothering.
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SPEAKER_01: You're still bothering me?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm still bothering you?
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SPEAKER_01: You're a piece of shit criminal?
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SPEAKER_01: You're still bothering me?
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, man.
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SPEAKER_01: This is ridiculous.
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SPEAKER_01: You'll be arrested, you motherfucker.
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SPEAKER_01: You'll be arrested.
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SPEAKER_01: You'll be arrested.
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SPEAKER_01: Some diabolical genius seems to have to get to the prank calling bot.
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SPEAKER_01: It's pretty cool.
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SPEAKER_00: This is Freaky Bucky, Bucky, or Bucky Freaky Freaky,
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SPEAKER_00: Bucky, Freaky Freaky, Freaky, Freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky,
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SPEAKER_00: Freaky, Bucky, Bucky, Bucky, Bucky, Bucky, Finky, Freaky, Freaky, Freaky, Finky, Bucky,
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, don't lie to me, don't ever do that, don't ever do that, I know how you feel, but now, but now you must be going into barbituit withdrawal.