Alive in '25 (2025)

Track 5: Notline
Runtime: 450 seconds
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Frank: Iovine Brothers. Frank speaking. Can I help you?
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LPC: Hey there, yeah. Can I talk to someone about fruit, please?
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Frank: Yeah, what do you need?
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LPC: Yeah, I'm looking for this one fruit. It kind of looks like a tomato. It's round or kind of oval.
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LPC: It's called permission.
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Frank: Persimmons. Yes, we have persimmons.
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LPC: No, I think permissions is what I'm looking for today.
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Frank: No, it's persimmon. P-E-R-S-I-M-M-O-N.
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LPC: What's that one?
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Frank: It looks like a tomato.
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Frank: Right, right, right, right. Yeah, it's a persimmon.
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LPC: Permission, right?
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Frank: No, it's persimmon.
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LPC: Okay, this one I'm talking about looks like a tomato. It's sort of oval, you know, kind of yellow, kind of red.
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Frank: Yes.
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LPC: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Frank: Persimmon.
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LPC: Permission, right?
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Frank: Persimmon.
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LPC: Which one?
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Frank: It's called a persimmon. It's not a permission.
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Frank: It's a persimmon.
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LPC: Okay, you guys sell purses up here?
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Frank: We sell persimmons, yes.
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LPC: Okay, because I'm talking about permission now.
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LPC: Yeah.
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Frank: Well, I don't know.
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Frank: I've never heard of a permission.
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LPC: Huh.
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LPC: It's like a tomato almost in color and shape.
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LPC: It looks real similar, real good.
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Frank: Correct.
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Frank: That's a persimmon.
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LPC: I'm not sure we're talking about the same thing.
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Frank: Okay, look it up online and call me back.
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LPC: Which one?
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LPC: Which one?
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LPC: Which one?
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LPC: Can I talk to somebody about the
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LPC: permissions then?
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Frank: We don't have permissions.
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Frank: I don't think a permission exists.
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LPC: It's like a little fruit.
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Frank: Yes, and it looks like a tomato, but it's a fruit.
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Frank: It's something you eat when it's very ripe.
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Frank: If you don't eat it, when it's completely ripe, it'll suck all the moisture out of your mouth.
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LPC: Exactly.
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LPC: That's a permission.
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Frank: It's called a persimmon.
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LPC: Permissions.
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Frank: Okay, whatever you want to call it, you can call it.
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LPC: Permission.
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LPC: Permission.
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Frank: Okay, so that's what we have.
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LPC: Permission.
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LPC: Okay.
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LPC: I need
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LPC: about 200 of the permissions here.
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Frank: Okay, well, we don't have that.
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LPC: It looks like a little tomato in color and shape, almost.
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Frank: Yeah, I know.
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Frank: That's what a persimmon is.
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LPC: Permissions.
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Frank: That's fine.
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Frank: You can continue to look.
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Frank: We don't have that.
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Frank: Goodbye.
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Woman #1: Thank you for calling to loose royal gifts.
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LPC: Hi.
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LPC: Gift shop?
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Woman #1: Yes.
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LPC: Hi.
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LPC: Can I talk to someone about buying a gift?
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Woman #1: How can we help you?
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LPC: Yeah, do you have any fig urine at all?
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Woman #1: Figurines?
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LPC: No, they're just like these little statues.
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LPC: They call it a fig urine?
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Woman #1: Umm.. we have some figurines, but they're going to be little statues like musicians.
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LPC: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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LPC: They're like fig urine.
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Woman #1: Figurines.
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Woman #1: That's why I didn't know if you're saying like a brand name or...
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LPC: I think you're thinking of a tambourine, that little drum that they turn into a bell.
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LPC: You remember those things?
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Woman #1: Yeah, that's not what I
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Woman #1: was thinking of.
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LPC: What are you thinking about?
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LPC: Oh.
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LPC: Hi, record store?
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Record Store Man #1: Yes, we have records.
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LPC: Oh, yeah, good.
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LPC: I was trying to find some records by that Canadian band, that trio from Canada, Brush.
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LPC: The singer sings real high and everything.
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LPC: Do you have any of their stuff?
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LPC: You're talking about Rush?
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LPC: No, they had that big hit with like Huckleberry Finn and all that.
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Record Store Man #1: Yeah, you're talking about Rush.
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LPC: Are you talking about Tush by Z.Z. Top or, I think that's what you're thinking of?
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Record Store Man #1: No, that's not what I'm thinking of.
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LPC: So, do you have anything by them?
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Record Store Man #2: Let me touch you by the computer and tell me if this sounds like it.
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Record Store Man #2: Hey, that's sounding like the right track?
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LPC: That's Huckleberry Finn by Brush.
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Record Store Man #2: the Tom Sawyer?
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LPC: Is that the singer's name?
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Record Store Man #2: No, that's the song you're talking about.
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LPC: No, the singer with a really high voice and everything.
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LPC: They're called Brush.
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LPC: You probably got...
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Record Store Man #2: Man, I really need you to stop calling and bugging me.
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LPC: Well, do you have their records in stock, or what?
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Record Store Man #2: No, because you're not talking about a real band, and I don't appreciate it.
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Record Store Man #2: So don't call again.
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LPC: Oh, hi.
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LPC: I wanted to get some CDs.
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LPC: By that band Toolbox, you know, really trippy, have really long songs, whatever the newest one is.
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Record Store Man #3: And the band is called Toolbox?
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LPC: Yeah.
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Record Store Man #3: Not Tool.
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Record Store Man #3: You're looking for Tool?
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LPC: The singer's name is like Elmo or something.
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LPC: He wears like a diaper.
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Record Store Man #3: Yeah, that would be, yeah, Tool is the name of the band.
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LPC: Okay, so the band, they are from California.
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Record Store Man #3: They're the very famous rock band called Tool, and the guy's name is Maynard.
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Record Store Man #3: Does that sound about right?
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LPC: They got like 15-minute long songs.
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Record Store Man #3: Yeah.
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Record Store Man #3: Got something like that, yeah.
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LPC: Really wild.
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Record Store Man #3: Yep.
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LPC: Yeah, Toolbox.
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Record Store Man #3: Yeah, the band is called Tool.
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Record Store Man #3: Yep.
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LPC: You're not thinking of T.S.O.L.?
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Record Store Man #3: I am certainly not.
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Record Store Man #3: No, I'm not.
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Record Store Man #3: So I'm thinking of Tool.
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Record Store Man #3: T-O-O-L.
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LPC: The singer's name is Elmo or something.
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Record Store Man #3: Right.
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Record Store Man #3: The singer's name in Tool, his name is Maynard.
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Record Store Man #3: That's kind of like an Elmo sort of name.
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Record Store Man #3: Yeah.
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Record Store Man #3: And they do have long songs.
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LPC: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
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LPC: That's Toolbox.
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Record Store Man #3: Yeah.
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Record Store Man #3: Okay, yeah, so yeah, that's what you're going to call it.
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Record Store Man #3: We've got those here.
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Record Store Man #3: We've got those all in stock.
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Record Store Man #3: We're open until 6 if you want to stop by.
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Record Store Man #4: Record Exchange, Bush Rick.
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LPC: Hi.
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LPC: I was looking for some records by K.K. Allen, that outrageous guy who, like, peed and vomited all over the place.
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Record Store Man #4: You're talking about G.G. Allen, the guy who shit all of self-on stage.
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Record Store Man #4: Yeah, that's G.G. Allen.
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LPC: Oh, no, I think you're thinking of G.G. Ramon. That punk guy who did a rap album?
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Record Store Man #4: That's D.D. Ramon. D.D. King is the record you're thinking of.
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Record Store Man #4: Whoa, man, something crazy going on on in your end.
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Record Store Man #5: Hello, Love Garden.
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LPC: Hi.
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LPC: I was looking for some records by that 1980s heavy metal band, Quite Right.
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Record Store Man #5: Quite Right.
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Record Store Man #5: Quiet Riot?
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Record Store Man #5: You were talking about Quiet Riot?
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LPC: Oh, I think you're thinking Pussy Riot, those one chicks from Russia.
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LPC: These guys had that one
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LPC: big hit with uh 'Come On, Hit Your Head' and all that stuff no no come on feel the noise is quiet riot
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LPC: you're thinking a whole other band exactly exactly actually actually actually at all the guy who played for
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Record Store Man #5: Ozzy and plays in Pantera now Zack Wilde pardonZack Wilde is that who you thinking of oh no i think you're
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LPC: thinking of like Harry Styles different guy entirely
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LPC: That one guy with the hair and everything?
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Record Store Man #5: Yeah, real good-looking dude.
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LPC: Oh, so you got him in stock?
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Record Store Man #5: Yeah, we got a little Harry Styles.
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LPC: Okay, so you guys sell hair stuff or what?
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Record Store Man #5: No, that next door they do.
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LPC: Okay.
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Record Store Man #5: Anything else you're looking for?
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LPC: What did you have on Pussy Riot?
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Record Store Man #5: Nothing in stock.
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LPC: So go next door for it?
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Record Store Man #5: Perfect.
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LPC: Okay. Thank you.
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Record Store Man #5: Take care.