wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 6 (2008)

Track 3: Moisturization

None: Hello.
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
SPEAKER_00: Hi.
SPEAKER_00: Who was speaking with?
SPEAKER_00: I'm calling for Joan.
SPEAKER_00: Oh, Jones?
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
SPEAKER_00: Okay, how can you help you?
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they want to get that moisturization going.
SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, the which one?
SPEAKER_00: The one they'd heard so much about.
SPEAKER_00: You're calling in behalf of Jones to, could you repeat yourself against this?
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you bet, to get that moisturization running.
SPEAKER_00: Moisturization?
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
SPEAKER_00: Which moistureization?
SPEAKER_00: The same one they had been hearing so much about, though, was promoted by Mukhi Blaylock, among others.
SPEAKER_00: Mookie Blaylock?
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00: You lost me there.
SPEAKER_00: So you want to shine us up, or where do you stand, you know?
SPEAKER_00: Um, the moisturization?
SPEAKER_00: You bet.
SPEAKER_00: Well, the, you know, beautification, really.
SPEAKER_00: Oh, beautification?
SPEAKER_00: Just some good old boys, you know?
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00: Just a few of us, and...
SPEAKER_00: You guys are a band, or?
SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, we were in Newsweek.
SPEAKER_00: You know, I'd have seen that thing, there was a mermaid in there, and...
SPEAKER_00: What a music do you say?
SPEAKER_00: Like cavemen?
SPEAKER_00: Like cavemen?
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
SPEAKER_00: All I have here, the bands that do play for me, they play, they play salsa and cumbias and marangay,
SPEAKER_00: a lot of Spanish or Latin music.
SPEAKER_00: Well, uh, you, uh...
SPEAKER_00: You, uh, you willing to moisten us up, or what?
SPEAKER_00: Um, don't, we don't play that kind of music here.
SPEAKER_00: Which kind?
SPEAKER_00: Um, would you just say, you said, he's a caveman?
SPEAKER_00: Well, I mean...
SPEAKER_00: Like I said, we have, we're, we're a, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're a, we're a, we're a, Latin music here, so...
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you do?
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's how we, that's how we play here.
SPEAKER_00: I've already tried all the other different, I've tried blues nights, I've tried jazz, and, and nothing else works other than the, the Latin music, so that's what I stuck to them.
SPEAKER_00: Would you try, uh, uh, moisten me up, or?
SPEAKER_00: I would not be inclined to try it.
SPEAKER_00: Well, I mean, they gave me here, no.
SPEAKER_00: you know.
SPEAKER_00: Who did, who gave you my number?
SPEAKER_00: Um, Koki Blaylock.
SPEAKER_00: Koki Blaylock?
SPEAKER_00: Koki Blaylock.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who Koki Payla is.
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
SPEAKER_00: At least you gotta pay me back, then.
SPEAKER_00: I gotta pay you back?
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
SPEAKER_00: Pay you back for what?
SPEAKER_00: Like with PayPal or something?
SPEAKER_00: With PayPal?
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you can just send, just go online and, uh, just send me a payment.
SPEAKER_00: A payment of what?
SPEAKER_00: Well.
SPEAKER_00: it would be like $175.
SPEAKER_00: $75 for?
SPEAKER_00: Plus their 7% fee.
SPEAKER_00: So it'd actually be like 182 total.
SPEAKER_00: What would I be paying you for?
SPEAKER_00: Well, I mean the referral.
SPEAKER_00: If you're not gonna get me moisturization,
SPEAKER_00: then I just need reimbursement, you know, just expenses.
SPEAKER_00: Expenses.
SPEAKER_00: I didn't hire you, I didn't call you, I didn't, you know.
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes, you did.
SPEAKER_00: For the whole beautification project.
SPEAKER_00: project.
SPEAKER_00: What beautification project are you talking about?
SPEAKER_00: Muki Blaylock.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who Mookie Blaylock is.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
SPEAKER_00: Well, all of a sudden you expect me to be a meringue a dancer or something, and all I'm saying...
SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_00: You called me, all right?
SPEAKER_00: You call me and you're telling me that...
SPEAKER_00: No, I didn't.
SPEAKER_00: Some beautification.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what the hell are you talking about.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_00: I'm a bar owner, I'm a bar owner, and I have cumbias and trucks, and that's the kind of man.
SPEAKER_00: How do you talk about?
SPEAKER_00: you expect me to dance?
SPEAKER_00: Seriously.
SPEAKER_00: What dancing?
SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_00: I'm talking about a few good old boys
SPEAKER_00: coming down, getting moisturized,
SPEAKER_00: and then you're talking about marangay dancing,
SPEAKER_00: and I've already outlaid $175 through Koki Blaylock.
SPEAKER_00: That's not my fault.
SPEAKER_00: That's not my fault.
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to talk to corky wherever that I'll give you my number,
SPEAKER_00: because that's not my fault.
SPEAKER_00: I have nothing to do with that.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what the hell you do.
SPEAKER_00: It was on a wall.
SPEAKER_00: It was on a wall.
SPEAKER_00: Dude, this is my number, right?
SPEAKER_00: Yes, it is.
SPEAKER_00: Lose my number.
SPEAKER_00: Hello, this George?
SPEAKER_00: George, yeah, listen.
SPEAKER_00: Can I just get an online payment from you?
SPEAKER_00: You're not going to get no payments for me.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who you are.
SPEAKER_00: You're just going to pick up the phone and call me and tell me,
SPEAKER_00: send me a payment.
SPEAKER_00: You're crazy.
SPEAKER_00: We'll call it good.
SPEAKER_00: You can just skip...
SPEAKER_00: You're full of it, buddy.
SPEAKER_00: Lose my number.
SPEAKER_00: You can skip the fees, you know?
SPEAKER_00: What fees are you talking about?
SPEAKER_00: The PayPal.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who you are.
SPEAKER_00: I've never hired you.
SPEAKER_00: I have nothing to do with you.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who they are.
SPEAKER_00: You've never heard of Muky Blaylock before.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who they have.
SPEAKER_00: is.
SPEAKER_00: You secured with Koki Blayla for me to come out here.
SPEAKER_00: I didn't secure with anybody anything.
SPEAKER_00: And now you're not going to moisturize us?
SPEAKER_00: Moistrising.
SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_00: Moistrising.
SPEAKER_00: What is it?
SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_00: I'm looking at a digital signature from you.
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_00: From me.
SPEAKER_00: And you can skip the song and dance about the Morangay stuff.
SPEAKER_00: All I need is a PayPal.
SPEAKER_00: You need a PayPal.
SPEAKER_00: Because I hired you guys.
SPEAKER_00: I didn't hire anybody.
SPEAKER_00: I didn't hire you.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who Mookie is.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_00: You're calling the wrong person.
SPEAKER_00: Let me give you my email address.
SPEAKER_00: I don't want your email address.
SPEAKER_00: And you can send me a PayPal payment.
SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to send you no PayPal payment.
SPEAKER_00: We'll call it good.
SPEAKER_00: Talk to my lawyer.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who the hell you are.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
SPEAKER_00: You're just going to pick up the phone and call me and say,
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_00: Send me $175.
SPEAKER_00: You're full of shit.
SPEAKER_00: What you're talking about?
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely not.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who you are.
SPEAKER_00: I've never hired you.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who this Mookie person you're talking about is.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_00: You can skip to 7%.
SPEAKER_00: You're calling me, man.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what the hell.
SPEAKER_00: Boisterizing the fuck you're talking about, dude?
SPEAKER_00: Beautification of the whole project, man.
SPEAKER_00: Of what project?
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what freaking project you're talking about.
SPEAKER_00: I'm thinking just some good old boys coming down.
SPEAKER_00: Thinking of some good old boys coming down and I'm going to pay only $175 for some good old boys coming down.
SPEAKER_00: We can't do what?
SPEAKER_00: We can't do Marengue movements and things like that.
SPEAKER_00: It's not going to happen.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_00: It's not going to happen.
SPEAKER_00: Lose my number.
SPEAKER_00: You're going to piss me off.
SPEAKER_00: You're going to fucking piss me off.
SPEAKER_00: Lose my fucking number.
SPEAKER_00: You call me one more time.
SPEAKER_00: I swear, dude.
SPEAKER_00: Let me run across you, you, son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_00: Lose my number.
SPEAKER_00: Why don't you just send me a PayPal payment?
SPEAKER_00: I'm calling you nothing.
SPEAKER_00: We're not calling you.
SPEAKER_00: I'm saying you nothing.
SPEAKER_00: Do you want a hundred and see five?
SPEAKER_00: What you come over here and come collect a hundred fifty?
SPEAKER_00: Well, it's 175.
SPEAKER_00: Come over here and try to collect the money.
SPEAKER_00: Come over here and try to collect that money.
SPEAKER_00: Well, if it's certified, I will.
SPEAKER_00: I'm certified what?
SPEAKER_00: There's no certification.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who you are.
SPEAKER_00: I'm not taking personal check.
SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to give you no money.
SPEAKER_00: Okay?
SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to give you no money.
SPEAKER_00: I already concur.
SPEAKER_00: dollars in expenses.
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's not my fault.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who the hell you are.
SPEAKER_00: If you don't have moisture and you've got all kinds of other things happening, that's not my fault.
SPEAKER_00: What that was moisture?
SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
SPEAKER_00: Koki Blaylock.
SPEAKER_00: That doesn't ring a bell.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who the fuck Koki Blaylock is.
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's why I'm trying to give you my email address.
SPEAKER_00: You can send me the payment.
SPEAKER_00: We'll call it good.
SPEAKER_00: You're saying you a fucking penny.
SPEAKER_00: You understand me?
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't, really.
SPEAKER_00: I ain't send you a fucking penny.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who the fuck you are.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who the fuck you are.
SPEAKER_00: Koki Blenak is.
SPEAKER_00: Lose my number.
SPEAKER_00: You want to meet?
SPEAKER_00: I'll meet you right now.
SPEAKER_00: I'm over here at my bar.
SPEAKER_00: Come over.
SPEAKER_00: I'll be there in 15 minutes.
SPEAKER_00: Bring it.
SPEAKER_00: You can call me a cab.
SPEAKER_00: I'll fucking call you cab.
SPEAKER_00: What you're stupid?
SPEAKER_00: What the fuck's the matter with you?
SPEAKER_00: Who the fuck are you?
SPEAKER_00: I'm not walking down there.
SPEAKER_00: Who the fuck are you?
SPEAKER_00: Who are you calling me?
SPEAKER_00: From Joan.
SPEAKER_00: From Joan?
SPEAKER_00: Like I said.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who you are.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what the fuck.
SPEAKER_00: What side of the bait you got up today,
SPEAKER_00: but you're talking the wrong.
SPEAKER_00: fucking number, buddy.
SPEAKER_00: You're lying, you're telling the wrong number.
SPEAKER_00: Are you trying to tangle with me?
SPEAKER_00: I'm not trying to tangle you.
SPEAKER_00: You're the one that call me.
SPEAKER_00: You're the one that call me.
SPEAKER_00: And now you're trying to call me a captain.
SPEAKER_00: What the fuck the matter with you?
SPEAKER_00: Why don't you moisten...
SPEAKER_00: You're fucking...
SPEAKER_00: Moisten me up a little bit.
SPEAKER_00: You're going to fucking piss me off.
SPEAKER_00: You're gonna fucking piss me off.
SPEAKER_00: You're gonna fucking piss me off.
SPEAKER_00: It's really bad right now.
SPEAKER_00: Lose my fucking number.
SPEAKER_00: You call me one more time, you son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_00: I'm watch what's gonna happen.
SPEAKER_00: What?
SPEAKER_00: My fucking number, all right?
SPEAKER_00: Why don't you just cut me a check?
SPEAKER_00: Hello?
SPEAKER_00: Hey, listen, let me just give me my email address.
SPEAKER_00: Dude, listen to me.
SPEAKER_00: If this is a fucking joke, whatever you guys are doing,
SPEAKER_00: you need to cut it off already.
SPEAKER_00: You better quit joking around with me, pal.
SPEAKER_00: I'm not joking around with you. You're the one calling me.
SPEAKER_00: I did not.
SPEAKER_00: You called me.
SPEAKER_00: No, I didn't.
SPEAKER_00: I asked my phone and you're on the other line.
SPEAKER_00: I need PayPal in the next 45 minutes.
SPEAKER_00: You kiss my ass.
SPEAKER_00: You put PayPal up your ass too.
SPEAKER_00: You don't even have my email address.
SPEAKER_00: Dude, you're gonna piss me off.
SPEAKER_00: I need a payment, and I need it within the hour.
SPEAKER_00: Dude, I'm not giving you no payment.
SPEAKER_00: I ain't giving you no money.
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who Buki Playrock is.
SPEAKER_00: You're crazy.
SPEAKER_00: You're full of shit.
SPEAKER_00: You're crazy.
SPEAKER_00: I'll take care of you real quick if I come down there.
SPEAKER_00: Well, come on down.
SPEAKER_00: Come on down.
SPEAKER_00: What, you don't think I'm going to come down there?
SPEAKER_00: Come on down.
SPEAKER_00: Come on down, you dumb shit.
SPEAKER_00: Come on down.
SPEAKER_00: I'll be the only one leaving.
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
SPEAKER_00: Come on down.
SPEAKER_00: I want to see a checkbook when I get there.
SPEAKER_00: You hear you fucking kiss my ass. Come on down.
SPEAKER_00: If you think you're fucking tough, come on down.
SPEAKER_00: Dumb shit.