Longmont Potion Castle 9 (2012)
Track 20: Merle Allin
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SPEAKER_01: Yo, Obama!
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SPEAKER_00: Hi there, I'm Bjorn with snarling couriers.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm a foot courier, and I've been trying to bring a package over there for the past three days, but no one answered the buzzer.
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SPEAKER_02: Who are you? What am I, first of all?
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SPEAKER_00: It just says Marvin on there.
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SPEAKER_02: Where are you trying to deliver the package to?
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, it's cold, I'm on foot, you haven't answered your bell. What do you want for me?
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know where you are. There's no, I don't live in a town where there's somebody messaging package.
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SPEAKER_02: around. Who are you, where are you located?
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, I'm on foot, fella.
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SPEAKER_02: Put where? Up the fucking, your fucking ass, a stupid fucker?
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SPEAKER_00: My foot is coming towards you.
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SPEAKER_01: God damn, what the fuck's wrong with you?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't get it back in today. I need it. I need it. I'm bad. I gotta have
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SPEAKER_01: passed off in you. You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_01: There's that stuff. I need it. I will be sick without it.
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, buddy. I'm on foot. Okay, show a little respect here.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm, I'm on foot. I'm down here. So, I'm trying to fucking scroll. You didn't bring my
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SPEAKER_01: goddamn package. So I got to come down.
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SPEAKER_01: I need to just fall.
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SPEAKER_00: You're going to be on the grounds where you're going to be.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm on the ground right now, but I'm just not fine.
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SPEAKER_01: Five this time, I'm going to.
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SPEAKER_01: Where are you delivering the package, too?
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SPEAKER_01: Because I don't think you'll deliver it to the right place.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to deliver it to your face.
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SPEAKER_01: My face?
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SPEAKER_01: A face.
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SPEAKER_01: Do you wish you will deliver me to my face, baby.
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SPEAKER_01: I know you do.
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SPEAKER_01: Woo!
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SPEAKER_01: I know you are my package.
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SPEAKER_01: I know what package you are.
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SPEAKER_01: I have got a big.
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SPEAKER_01: I can't see you, baby.
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SPEAKER_01: Who are you?
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, I'm a foot courier.
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SPEAKER_01: Foot courier.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, where are you currier into?
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SPEAKER_01: I get hot curry.
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SPEAKER_01: The other day, my best it was hot.
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SPEAKER_01: I guess it was hot.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm going to put it in a ass now.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to knock you in your face.
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SPEAKER_01: Not me in my face.
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SPEAKER_01: How are you going to stay alive for that?
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SPEAKER_01: All people will knock me in my face.
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SPEAKER_00: And I'm a part-time crime fighter.
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SPEAKER_01: A part-time crock soccer.
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SPEAKER_01: A crime sucker.
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SPEAKER_01: I love you once.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: No, baby. Mommy's ain't got no crumb.
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SPEAKER_00: I fight freaking crime, guy.
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SPEAKER_01: You are crying. You should be crying.
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SPEAKER_01: You're on foot.
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SPEAKER_01: They're crying too.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't mean me sore.
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SPEAKER_01: If I'm off foot all time, I'm not flicked out in a ghetto.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm going to score if you bring a package.
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SPEAKER_01: Big Lord.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm getting, mommy's a little annoyed now, man.
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SPEAKER_01: You can bring that package.
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SPEAKER_00: Nope.
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SPEAKER_00: This package is going into the dumpster, big guy.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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None: Bye.