Track 21: McNuts

• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who's this?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh, Kermit.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Is this MacDog?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Is this MacDog?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Is this MacDog?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Is this MacDog?
  
• SPEAKER_00: So I'm calling for Mike.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, no, no, I know.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm like, like, Mike is at the house.
  
• SPEAKER_01: His cell phone, hold on, let me see me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, he's not.
  
• SPEAKER_01: This is Genevieve.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Or whatever.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I know, you're calling for Nuts, right?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, really?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're calling to talk to Nick Nuts, right?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Are you seriously saying that?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Is this you, Nuts?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're fucking retard dude, seriously.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Seriously.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Can't you tell me what's going on over there?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Um, well not, I mean, where is at the car place we just sat here, we're just waiting.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I got, I got all this cocoa butter on me.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You have a bunch of cocoa butter on you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, where did that come from?
  
• SPEAKER_00: From Tahiti.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Who is that?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Seriously.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's nuts.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's not your...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Why did you get cocoa oil and to eat?
  
• SPEAKER_00: The whole thing's nuts.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So you want to connect, or?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah. Okay. Okay. Seriously. I'm having a hard time understanding what's happening here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I am talking to make nuts right now, right?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You bet. And you're telling me Mike's at your house?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, okay, this is generally, but I don't know if you know who I am, but I pretty much know everyone nuts, because I'm from Denver.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Are you telling me that he didn't get that pinata?
  
• SPEAKER_01: What pinata?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, brother.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know. I don't even know what you're talking about. I don't know what's going on.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Maybe he did get the pinata, actually. He's not here, so I can't ask him.
  
• SPEAKER_01: So as soon as I get to the house, I'll have him call you back on whatever number this is, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Do you want to talk?
  
• SPEAKER_00: about a little cocoa butter?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Are we going to love each other in it?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I've already gotten started.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, I don't know how close or far you are away.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I actually like cocoa butter because it's really good for your skin.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I just hate the smell.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I see you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this isn't my phone, so I better get off of it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, really?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you can call back in five minutes he said.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Bye.