Track 14: Manic Panic

• SPEAKER_01: Tannick, panic.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi, could I purchase a gift certificate?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You can't.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What are you wanting a gift certificate for?
  
• SPEAKER_00: For $7,500.
  
• SPEAKER_01: $7,500?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Who is this?
  
• SPEAKER_00: My name's Sterling.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Your name's Sterling.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Have you been in here before?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, it's not for me, ma'am.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's for another person.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I wanted this other person to have haircuts for years and years and years.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, let me take your name and number,
  
• SPEAKER_01: because I don't know if we can write one for that amount.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, I work at Hoover Dam,
  
• SPEAKER_00: and so I was just going to drive up there and pick it up at your store.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, and has the person that you're buying this gift certificate for,
  
• SPEAKER_01: for $7,500?
  
• SPEAKER_01: what you said? Have they been in here before?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, this person also works at the Hoover Dam.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, then how would they be able to get over here to get a haircut?
  
• SPEAKER_00: When I get back to the Hoover Dam to go back to work, I'd give it to the person then,
  
• SPEAKER_00: and then that person could bring it to you and just drive up there and use it for years and years and years.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know, we're not, we're not too hip on that. So sorry.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, so you guys don't cut hair up there?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hi, Madic County.
  
• SPEAKER_01: The Manicanic Headquarters.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I wanted to get a haircut.
  
• SPEAKER_00: My name's Sterling.
  
• None: Yeah?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I wanted to schedule it for November 5th and recurring.
  
• None: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So in other words, I'd like to get my haircut on November 5th for years and years and years.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Wow.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, I guess we'll just go one at a time, because who knows if I'll be here in a year.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I used to go one month at time or one haircut at time.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, I'd like to be on the books on a recurring basis for years and years and year.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, that'll be good, but every time you come in, we'll rebook you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So just put it down on your calendar and your outlook.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay. What's your preferred time?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hey, I've seen Brian's Sets are live in concert three times, so I think I know a thing or two about hair.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, man, yeah you did, because he's the best.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I rub my scalp. I use gel. I got gel.
  
• SPEAKER_00: jails that you wouldn't even believe.
  
• SPEAKER_01: All right. Well, what time do you want to come in, Sterling?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I want to come in year after, year after year.
  
• None: Well, what time?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm in a bowling alley right now.
  
• None: I'm in a bowling alley right in the evening.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm in a bowling alley right now.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, call me back.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's your name?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, call me back.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's Manick Panic.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And call me back when you can call me back and talk a little bit longer.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Are you Hispanic, you said?
  
• SPEAKER_01: No.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You just said you're Hispanic.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I have another call coming down on the other line.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm going to just call me back when you can.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to be calling back for years and years and years.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay. Sounds good.
  
• SPEAKER_01: All right, Sterling. I'll talk to you later.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're going to talk to my tushy.
  
• None: Okay.