Track 12: Lumbar Deniro

• SPEAKER_00: This is Carlos.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Carlos.
  
• SPEAKER_00: My name's Lombard De Niro, chiropractor.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How are you today, sir?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Good.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Awesome.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You've got a free gift certificate for massage.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I guess a Secret Santa kind of thing.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And it's already taken care of for you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Anytime you'd like to schedule that in,
  
• SPEAKER_00: happy new year to you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I guess it's Secret Santa is what it was for you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I got free gift certificates.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And again, I'm Lombard De Niro, if you want to feed that to your search engine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Also, for my clients, I'm also a saxophonist.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So I'll treat you to some of my horn, my brass, during your session as well.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And a lot of my clients are near religious with our fervor, Carlos.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hey, Carlos, what are you looking at on your calendar there for redemption on your certificate that we have here?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Lamar De Niro.
  
• SPEAKER_00: The fervor out there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: there is just heating up, Carlos.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What do you got going on in January here?
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's my birthday today.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What do you got going on in there?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I tell you your good fortune is continuing.
  
• SPEAKER_00: There, Carlos, I'm going to get with here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We're going to work your tissue, your sternum.
  
• SPEAKER_00: My horn will be involved.
  
• SPEAKER_00: My brass.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Anytime you wish, this certificate has already been acquired,
  
• SPEAKER_00: just transferring it over to you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So you've got some admirers out there, my friend.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I appreciate that.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's amazing.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I've never won anything.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'd like to begin with a little brass, little horn, like I say, loosen you up.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Get into your lumbar for two, three hours.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Work the tissue in there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Collarbone.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's going to tick you pink.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's just going to tickle you pink.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It is.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I've been here for 14 years.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Same location, my friend.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I've treated Brian Setzer.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I've treated Peewey Herman.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I've treated everybody around here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's just going to tickle your pink.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's just going to tickle your pink, Carlos.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It is.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, don't fight it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's the thing to remember when we do begin our session.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Don't fight it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Go with it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: My horn, my brass,
  
• SPEAKER_00: coming your way.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Come in your direction, my friend.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, thank you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hey, any time.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And then we can get into Microsoft Outlook,
  
• SPEAKER_00: and then you can put it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: it on your calendar and then we'll connect
  
• SPEAKER_00: and we'll intersect.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Do a little alto-sex solo.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Just a sample.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just some dribs and drabs, carry you through.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Spectacular.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Look for me in your inbox.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I will.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Look for me in your inbox.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We'll connect.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We'll intersect.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We'll crack you loose.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Thank you so much.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Here and there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Thank you so much.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Have a splendid night.