Track 25: LPC 9 Medley 3

• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi, it's William there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You got the wrong number.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is Bert.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You got the wrong number.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we'll dig at this. I don't.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I have some scrolls that I need looked at.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What do you think of that?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hey, asshole, you got the wrong number.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is Monty.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I work with the Public Works Department.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I mean, we're trying to commission an artist for the public square we got by City Hall.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Who referred you to me?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh, I got your number off a bulletin board, and I like what I saw, so I thought we might talk about it.
  
• SPEAKER_03: How can your voice is sounding like warped like it's going through one of those weird keyboards
  
• SPEAKER_03: that changes the tempo of the sound of your voice?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, I'm on a landline.
  
• SPEAKER_03: That's really weird.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I've never heard that happened before.
  
• SPEAKER_03: except for when somebody is recording it on a keyboard and then press the weird button to do that.
  
• SPEAKER_03: That's strange. Is that a little strange?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You must be really artistic.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I am, but I just promise I'm not on acid or anything. It just sounds like that.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Maybe it's my cell phone.
  
• None: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_03: So what is it that you would like and how can I do some kind of public's work?
  
• SPEAKER_00: It'd be like a holographic Pegasus.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And sort of a paramaramic, prismatic Pegasus.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it sounds okay.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I just am trying to understand how I would possibly make this.
  
• SPEAKER_03: And then the other thing is, if I'd have to put this thing together to come up with a giant holographic Pegasus.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And you're on LSD, you said, correct?
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm not on LSD.
  
• SPEAKER_03: What I'm saying is your voice sounds really weird.
  
• SPEAKER_03: And it sounds like super trippy, and I think it might be the phone doing something weird,
  
• SPEAKER_03: but I'm not sure because I've never heard this before.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm talking about a prismatic Pegasus.
  
• SPEAKER_03: holographic synthesis.
  
• SPEAKER_03: It sounds incredible.
  
• SPEAKER_03: You guys have a speech in part of it.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm sort of making fun of your speech empowerment.
  
• SPEAKER_03: That is not polite at all.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Wow, you guys are amazing.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm just down here at city.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm just down here at City Hall trying to find a visual artist.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So my suggestion would be to prioritize what you want to do.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Prioritized.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm going to put the holographic Pegasus on the top of my list.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Like a metamorphic synthesis of a sort of panoramic synthesis.
  
• SPEAKER_03: They wanted panoramic too. They wanted to be panoramic.
  
• SPEAKER_03: It's like a holographic Hercules.
  
• SPEAKER_03: The public will really enjoy that.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, how long till we can eradicate?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I guess it depends on how much Viagra you take.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's like a metamorphosis.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's like a three-dimensional metamorphosis.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Shepard Fairy.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Shepard Fairy is coming up next.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Shepard Fairy, I'll call him next.
  
• SPEAKER_00: My manager used to manage him too, actually.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We're going to be a good.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: quick. This is a recording. Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please consult your directory and call again or ask your operator for assistance. This is a recording.
  
• SPEAKER_02: The thing is out of.
  
• SPEAKER_02: We're sorry. Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Please check the number and dial again. Or call your operator to help you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Call cannot be completed as dialed. Please consult.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Please consult your directory and call again.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Or ask your operator for assistance.
  
• SPEAKER_01: There's no operator here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: This is a recording.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Your call cannot be concluded with sound.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Please consult the directory and call again.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Or ask your operator for assistance.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't have one.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm talking.
  
• SPEAKER_02: We're sorry.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Please check the number and dial again.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Or call your operator to help you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Do what God tells you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't have one.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I can't do it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I can't connect.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I can't connect with an upper.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't have.
  
• None: Hello?
  
• None: It wasn't.
  
• SPEAKER_02: It wasn't.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_04: No.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hey, yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You know, this is me again.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You got to play the acoustic.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm saying the bass, you know what I mean?
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm sitting down here.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm on fucking.
  
• SPEAKER_04: It's ripping it like nobody else's ripping.
  
• SPEAKER_04: It's like it's a good condition of bass.
  
• SPEAKER_04: It's really clear, right?
  
• SPEAKER_04: and clear, right?
  
• SPEAKER_04: It's not a car.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I think they got it wired up and everything.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I keep wires and stuff all up in there.
  
• SPEAKER_04: This is where you can find all the black entertainers.
  
• SPEAKER_04: They've been here in East Texas.
  
• SPEAKER_04: No, you see them all over the world.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I got the Pentagon, Sam.
  
• SPEAKER_04: All the thing in the country right now.
  
• SPEAKER_04: It's on his post, yo.
  
• SPEAKER_04: At the phone, please record your message.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?