Track 10: LPC 9 Medley 2

• SPEAKER_07: Oh, hello?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Hi, this is Francois over at Lipsmackers. How you doing?
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hi, what's up? What's up Lipsmackers? What's up?
  
• SPEAKER_07: We're a pop-up bounce house here in the neighborhood, and we're inviting everyone down.
  
• SPEAKER_07: We've got a bounce house going.
  
• SPEAKER_03: The bounce house going?
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yes, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Wow. What do they do at a bounce house?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Oh, we got people jumping up and down.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Just jumping up and down?
  
• SPEAKER_07: It's a haunted bounce house.
  
• SPEAKER_07: A haunted bot house?
  
• SPEAKER_03: Wow.
  
• SPEAKER_07: So get on down here and jump up and down for a while, and then we'll send you on your way.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_03: We can't do anything today because I've got to go around and pay my bills.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Well, it's only happening today, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Okay, well, if I have the time, I'll come down to it.
  
• SPEAKER_07: You come down?
  
• SPEAKER_07: We'll get you in there.
  
• SPEAKER_07: We've got balls all over the place.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Real big.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_07: We'll bounce you around a little bit.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Sound good?
  
• SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I have the time.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I get shaved and washed and go around and pay my phone bills so my phone doesn't get shut off.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Get cleaned up, and we'll see.
  
• SPEAKER_07: strip you down and we'll bounce you around a little bit.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Hi, it's Francois.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what's up?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Lipsmackers.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Can you turn down your stereo?
  
• SPEAKER_07: This is Lipsmackers.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You don't tell me, I'm in a restaurant. I can't do that.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I can't stand outside to see what you want.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yeah, let's try that because this is Lipsmackers calling.
  
• SPEAKER_02: What are you?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Lipsmackers from where?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_07: And, uh,
  
• SPEAKER_07: We need a donation and a contribution tonight.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I don't have any money.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I just paid my rent and I'm broke.
  
• SPEAKER_04: My sister was homeless, and I had to pay for her to stay in the hotel six.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I don't have any money.
  
• SPEAKER_07: We got a bounce house, sir, and we waited for you to show up, and you did not show up.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I don't have.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I had that interview I had to go on, and it was very long.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm unemployed now.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Why don't you get my number anyway?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Why don't we come by and bounce you around a little bit, see how you like it?
  
• SPEAKER_04: No.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I don't think this is going to work.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Hey, listen up, man.
  
• SPEAKER_07: How about we knock you around a little bit?
  
• SPEAKER_04: And why did you, I call the police and knock you in jail?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Bye.
  
• SPEAKER_10: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_10: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_07: This is Sasha.
  
• SPEAKER_07: What?
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm your neighbor, Sasha.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I just need a little help today.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm sorry it's short notice.
  
• SPEAKER_07: We got a runaway kite up here.
  
• SPEAKER_10: A runaway, what?
  
• SPEAKER_10: Kite?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yeah, kite.
  
• SPEAKER_07: K-I-T-E.
  
• SPEAKER_10: Where do you live?
  
• SPEAKER_10: Where are you calling? Who are you calling?
  
• SPEAKER_07: I need a hand real quick. I can give you $5, $10.
  
• SPEAKER_14: I have no idea what you're talking. Do you know who you talking to?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Well, yeah, I live adjacent to you, and I'm out here, and we've got this runaway kite to be a real big favor.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I consider it a big help.
  
• SPEAKER_14: A runaway kite. Are you in 29 palms?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yeah. So just get up, get dressed, get outside.
  
• SPEAKER_14: I can't, I cannot get up and get dressed. I mean,
  
• SPEAKER_14: medical condition, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Well, this is a valuable kite, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_14: I cannot get up.
  
• SPEAKER_14: Don't you understand that? I'm bedridden.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Well, it'd be good for you, wouldn't it?
  
• SPEAKER_14: No. You better be careful on this property because you'll get shot.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Just get up and get dressed, fella.
  
• SPEAKER_14: Don't talk to me that way, pal.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I offered you $15.
  
• SPEAKER_14: I don't need your goddamn money, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_11: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_11: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Hey.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yeah, are you guys on Facebook at all?
  
• SPEAKER_11: No, my computer's down.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Hey, well, listen, we got a runaway kite out here.
  
• SPEAKER_07: We got a little bit of situation here.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Who's this?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Sasha.
  
• SPEAKER_07: So, Scotia.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Just put on some dungeries or something and lend a hand, won't you?
  
• SPEAKER_11: I don't know what this is all about.
  
• SPEAKER_07: We got a real valuable kite up in the air.
  
• SPEAKER_07: It's the neighborly thing to do.
  
• SPEAKER_07: lend a hand.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Well, what's it at?
  
• SPEAKER_07: It's up in the air, of course.
  
• SPEAKER_07: But whereabouts?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Due north.
  
• SPEAKER_07: All right, so just put on some boots and get with the program, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_11: Well, I can't do that.
  
• SPEAKER_11: I can't come out.
  
• SPEAKER_11: I've got people working here on my house, and I need to be here.
  
• SPEAKER_11: I can't do it.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Get up, get dress, and get in gear,
  
• SPEAKER_07: because this kite's flying away.
  
• SPEAKER_11: Well, what about I?
  
• SPEAKER_11: I don't know anything about catching a tight.
  
• SPEAKER_11: I don't have a vehicle that I can go off the rug with it.
  
• SPEAKER_07: We got a hot air balloon.
  
• SPEAKER_07: We're going to send you up there.
  
• SPEAKER_11: I still don't know what the hell you're talking about.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I really don't.
  
• SPEAKER_07: You're wasting valuable time here.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Quit dilly-dallying around.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Who's this?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Sasha.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Sasha.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Sasha who?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Well, how about you give me $5.10 then to get somebody else to help me?
  
• SPEAKER_11: Well, I ain't going to give nobody any money.
  
• SPEAKER_11: I don't even know what the hell this is all.
  
• SPEAKER_11: about seeing as a kite, a balloon, or something to lose?
  
• SPEAKER_11: I have no reason to be out there involved in it.
  
• SPEAKER_07: You're my neighbor.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Why don't you quiet your bird down and get outside and get involved here?
  
• SPEAKER_11: I ain't going to get out and run around out in the damn desert in this heat.
  
• SPEAKER_07: You can and you will.
  
• SPEAKER_11: Hey, don't tell me I will.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Well, get involved.
  
• SPEAKER_11: I don't know who the hell you are, so you just get off my goddamn telephone.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Get involved, Charlie.
  
• SPEAKER_11: Yeah?
  
• SPEAKER_11: I'm involved. I'll be involved. You don't quit talking with me.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Get out here.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_07: How can I help you?
  
• SPEAKER_08: I don't know. You call me.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Oh, I see.
  
• SPEAKER_07: This is Elma Slaughter.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm calling from Cave of the Winds.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Never heard of it.
  
• SPEAKER_07: It's a magical, uh, labyrinthian attraction.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Magnificent. Real magnificent.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Cave of the Winds.
  
• SPEAKER_07: And are up here in Manitou Springs, Colorado.
  
• SPEAKER_07: What number would you call him?
  
• SPEAKER_07: This is Elmo Slaughter, Colin.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Cave of the Wins.
  
• SPEAKER_08: Well, that's funny.
  
• SPEAKER_08: I'm a police news reporter, and a goddamn telephone number is coming in 308-5945, Anthony.
  
• SPEAKER_08: So you must be calling the wrong goddamn person here.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Well, I need some help up here, big guy.
  
• SPEAKER_08: I don't know who the hell you are.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm Elmo with Cave of the Winds, and we've unearthed numerous scrolls.
  
• SPEAKER_07: That'd need to be interpreted.
  
• SPEAKER_08: You can go back and join Obama, Hitler,
  
• SPEAKER_08: Obama and don't use this goddamn telephone number because it's already registered.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yeah, that's what I'll do.
  
• SPEAKER_07: You're gonna...
  
• SPEAKER_08: Sick, you son of a bitch.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Good afternoon, so I'm going to assist you.
  
• SPEAKER_05: My dad said that he was God.
  
• SPEAKER_05: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_05: And suddenly, I was forced down on the floor, and all I could do is, and I started to see.
  
• SPEAKER_09: That would have.
  
• SPEAKER_09: It felt like when you were falling?
  
• SPEAKER_06: It wasn't.
  
• SPEAKER_06: I swear it.
  
• SPEAKER_09: Yeah?
  
• SPEAKER_06: We are naked and unashamed.
  
• SPEAKER_12: I don't want to hear about it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This means literally, physically naked.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This means literally, physically naked.
  
• SPEAKER_10: Why don't you, like, back scratch that shit and put it on the internet, bro?
  
• SPEAKER_10: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Thank you for calling.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hey.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Where are my backing tracks?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Um.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Backing tracks.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Just looking for time.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I think we have a bad connection.
  
• SPEAKER_01: He sounds all, like, robotic.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Your my backing tracks.
  
• SPEAKER_12: I can't hear you.
  
• SPEAKER_12: Give up your phone number.
  
• SPEAKER_12: We'll call you back.
  
• SPEAKER_12: You're breaking up on us.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I need auguribus tracks stacked.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Stop.
  
• SPEAKER_12: Okay, hold on you a minute.
  
• SPEAKER_12: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Give me your phone number.
  
• SPEAKER_13: I'll call you that.
  
• SPEAKER_13: It's a really bad connection.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I need the Ogvorbus tracks.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Ogvoribus tracks.
  
• SPEAKER_13: O-G-B-O-R-B-I-F?
  
• SPEAKER_13: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Can I have your phone number because you're breaking up?
  
• SPEAKER_07: I submitted these things over three weeks ago.
  
• SPEAKER_07: And I haven't received anything back.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Okay, sir, again, you're breaking up on me.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Can you give me your phone number so I can call you back?
  
• SPEAKER_13: call you back.
  
• SPEAKER_07: 310.
  
• None: Yep.
  
• None: 827.
  
• SPEAKER_13: That's our phone number, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm looking for your phone number.
  
• SPEAKER_13: What part aren't you understanding?
  
• SPEAKER_13: What part aren't you understanding?
  
• SPEAKER_13: Because it's breaking up and I'm having a hard time understanding you.
  
• SPEAKER_13: If you can't give me your phone number to call you back,
  
• SPEAKER_13: then we can't continue the conversation.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I gave you the phone number, fella.
  
• SPEAKER_09: Oh, thanks for call.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Uh, I need some.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Composite, touch, bring?
  
• SPEAKER_09: Okay, sir, there's something wrong with your phone.
  
• SPEAKER_09: Are you playing a joke on me?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Absolutely not.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
  
• SPEAKER_13: You are playing a joke on me.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Are you disabled, do you have a vocal problem or something
  
• SPEAKER_13: you're communicating through a computer?
  
• SPEAKER_13: Hey, what's going on with the...
  
• SPEAKER_13: What are you doing on this phone call that you're making everything so weird?
  
• SPEAKER_13: Can I have your phone number and I'll call you back?
  
• SPEAKER_13: Ready?
  
• SPEAKER_13: Go ahead.
  
• SPEAKER_13: 310.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Eight?
  
• SPEAKER_13: Two.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Oh, Jesus Christ.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Dude, you're giving me my phone number.
  
• SPEAKER_13: That's not working.
  
• SPEAKER_13: What number can I reach you at?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Listen to me here.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Can I have your phone number so I can call you back?
  
• SPEAKER_13: This is the last time I'm going to ask you.
  
• SPEAKER_13: If you don't do that, then we can't communicate.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Can I call you back?
  
• SPEAKER_13: Why are you yelling?
  
• SPEAKER_13: Because you're fucking not giving me the information I'm asking for,
  
• SPEAKER_13: which is the phone number to call you back at.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Why are you fucking cursing?
  
• SPEAKER_13: If you don't have any life, and this is how you're having fun,
  
• SPEAKER_13: that's great.
  
• SPEAKER_13: If you want to have a serious conversation,
  
• SPEAKER_13: give me the phone number to call you back on.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Why are you fucking swearing in me?
  
• SPEAKER_13: Because you're fucking using some kind of vocal effects
  
• SPEAKER_13: on this phone call.
  
• SPEAKER_13: If this is a game, then I don't have time for it.
  
• SPEAKER_13: If you want to give me a phone number that you called here,
  
• SPEAKER_13: what phone number can I call you back on?
  
• SPEAKER_13: 310.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_01: 8-2
  
• SPEAKER_01: Two
  
• SPEAKER_00: Thank you for calling.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What's the deal here?
  
• SPEAKER_01: My files.
  
• SPEAKER_01: My missing files.
  
• SPEAKER_09: This is LAPD Homicide.
  
• SPEAKER_09: You must have a wrong number.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Homicide.
  
• SPEAKER_09: Oh, thanks for call.
  
• SPEAKER_09: Ah!
  
• SPEAKER_02: God damn it, baby, I know I ain't lied to you.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm only going to tell you one time.
  
• None: That turns me on so much.
  
• None: Ah!
  
• None: Who is this?
  
• None: What is this?
  
• SPEAKER_09: Such a turn on.
  
• SPEAKER_09: Woo!
  
• SPEAKER_09: You turn me on so much. Keep going. I love it.
  
• SPEAKER_09: Yeah, yeah!
  
• None: You turn me on so much. Who is this?
  
• SPEAKER_07: My name's Curtis. I was trying to get some rates.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Curtis. What kind of rates do you want?
  
• SPEAKER_07: I got a band.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_13: And, uh, well, what?
  
• SPEAKER_13: What kind of, do you want to track, or what kind of room you're looking for?
  
• SPEAKER_12: No.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Curtis?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah!
  
• SPEAKER_13: Curtis, can you talk to me, or are you going to dick around here?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah!
  
• SPEAKER_13: Okay, goodbye.
  
• SPEAKER_13: Dick for brain.