wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 9 (2012)

Track 6: LPC 9 Medley 1

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SPEAKER_02: Hello. Hi, it's Jackson. I'm calling about a painting job that's coming up.
SPEAKER_02: This is not a business. My last name is painter. Just the same. It's next weekend, and we do pay everybody a stipend.
SPEAKER_07: I'm not. I have a new job, and I just don't have time to do that.
SPEAKER_07: Hello?
SPEAKER_07: Hi, it's Jackson. Jackson, you take this number off your list. Do not call me again.
SPEAKER_02: We'd love to count on you next weekend.
SPEAKER_02: It's Jackson, Miss. I'm just trying to...
SPEAKER_07: If you call me again, I'm going to call the law and tell them you're harassing me. Have you got that?
SPEAKER_07: No, no.
SPEAKER_07: Yes, yes. Do not call me again. Is that clear?
SPEAKER_02: This is Jackson. I'm trying to talk to you about painting, Ms. Painter.
SPEAKER_07: And I'm trying to tell you that you're harassing me, and I don't want to talk to you, and I will call the law.
SPEAKER_02: It's for the community.
SPEAKER_07: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Oh, don't you see.
SPEAKER_02: Mrs. Painter, can't you see?
SPEAKER_07: Why?
SPEAKER_02: We're signing you up for two hours for next Saturday.
SPEAKER_07: No, you're not signing me up for anything.
SPEAKER_07: What is your last name and who are you with and you give me a phone number?
SPEAKER_02: What?
SPEAKER_07: And I'll tell you about.
SPEAKER_07: How's that?
SPEAKER_02: It's for the community betterment, ma'am.
SPEAKER_02: Can't you see?
SPEAKER_07: It's not for the community betterment.
SPEAKER_07: You're doing something here.
SPEAKER_07: I don't just see.
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to buy the phone company and then I'm going to call the law.
SPEAKER_02: I can't you see.
SPEAKER_02: What you've been doing?
SPEAKER_02: into the community?
SPEAKER_07: You know what?
SPEAKER_07: I can see what you're doing to me, and I don't know who you are, and I don't know what this is about,
SPEAKER_07: but I don't think this is right.
SPEAKER_07: Do not ever call this number ever again.
SPEAKER_07: Don't you see it.
SPEAKER_07: This is stupid.
SPEAKER_02: Lady.
SPEAKER_02: Hey, Don, Don, what's going on?
SPEAKER_02: What?
SPEAKER_02: Hey, Don, what's going on?
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, who's this?
SPEAKER_02: What's going on?
SPEAKER_02: This Jackson.
SPEAKER_03: Who's Jackson?
SPEAKER_02: I need a writer.
SPEAKER_03: A writer.
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
SPEAKER_02: Hey, Don.
SPEAKER_02: Who are you?
SPEAKER_02: What is this?
SPEAKER_02: I'm Jackson.
SPEAKER_02: I need a writer.
SPEAKER_03: A writer?
SPEAKER_02: A writer, yeah.
SPEAKER_03: A writer, yeah.
SPEAKER_03: A writer, yeah.
SPEAKER_02: I got you in mine.
SPEAKER_02: Hey, Don, right?
SPEAKER_03: This is a very strange phone call.
SPEAKER_02: I got you in mine.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
SPEAKER_03: How'd you get this number?
SPEAKER_02: From K-C-E-T.
SPEAKER_03: K-C-E-T.
SPEAKER_02: Public TV.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_03: I know what it is.
SPEAKER_02: Hey, Don, come on.
SPEAKER_03: Who are you, though?
SPEAKER_03: This is really weird.
SPEAKER_02: I used to work for Rubbermaid.
SPEAKER_02: Trash cans and paper bags and plastic bags and...
SPEAKER_03: I wonder who the hell this is.
SPEAKER_02: What?
SPEAKER_02: Hey, Don, what's going on, right?
SPEAKER_03: Hey, hey, Jackson, what's going on?
SPEAKER_02: I need a writer.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
SPEAKER_03: I can't figure out who the heck you are.
SPEAKER_03: Let me give you my associate.
SPEAKER_03: Talk to my associate for a minute.
SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_02: Hi.
SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_06: Where are you?
SPEAKER_02: I'm with K-C-E-T.
SPEAKER_05: K-C-E-T.
SPEAKER_05: K-C-E-T?
SPEAKER_05: C-C-E-T.
SPEAKER_05: Yellow station.
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
SPEAKER_02: So where is Don?
SPEAKER_02: Does he even know what's going on?
SPEAKER_02: What's going on?
SPEAKER_05: What's the one?
SPEAKER_05: What's the one?
SPEAKER_06: It sounds like a sound institution.
SPEAKER_06: Hollywood has a sound institution.
SPEAKER_06: Some institutions, we walk through there.
SPEAKER_02: Can you ask Don what's going on?
SPEAKER_02: What's going on?
SPEAKER_06: What's going on?
SPEAKER_02: Hey, Don.
SPEAKER_06: That sounds like a movie.
SPEAKER_06: That's like a movie.
SPEAKER_06: It sounds like a movie.
SPEAKER_06: I'm going to see.
SPEAKER_02: I'm on Channel 6 right now.
SPEAKER_02: I'm on Channel 6.
SPEAKER_02: for Don to figure out what's going on.
SPEAKER_06: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
SPEAKER_06: And you make and I appreciate you.
SPEAKER_05: What?
SPEAKER_05: What?
SPEAKER_06: You know, you.
SPEAKER_06: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
SPEAKER_06: You make a happy, happy Sunday morning.
SPEAKER_06: It's a telethon for that.
SPEAKER_02: It's a telethon for Dahn.
SPEAKER_06: Yeah!
SPEAKER_05: So, so happy.
SPEAKER_06: How can you make it?
SPEAKER_06: How can you make it?
SPEAKER_06: Sorry.
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
SPEAKER_02: Well, you tell Don that I'm move along.
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, hi.
None: Hi.
None: Hi.
SPEAKER_02: Uh, this is Monty up at Sears Roebuck.
SPEAKER_02: At where?
SPEAKER_02: Sears.
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
SPEAKER_02: You hear?
SPEAKER_02: You're here?
SPEAKER_02: And we got a real big promotion this weekend coming up on all our bathtubs and wash basins.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_02: So won't you come up and try them out and get cleaned off and check them
SPEAKER_02: get cleaned off and check it out.
SPEAKER_09: You know where I am?
SPEAKER_02: Well, we'd love to count on you.
SPEAKER_02: We got locations in Burbank and Glendale and here and there and everyone else.
SPEAKER_09: I'm in Dana Point in the closest one to the San Quimante.
SPEAKER_09: I'll go to the one in San Clemente.
SPEAKER_02: That sounds good.
SPEAKER_02: And we'll get up there, we'll wash you off, and we'll scrub you down, okay?
SPEAKER_02: What time are you looking at?
SPEAKER_09: Two o'clock?
SPEAKER_02: Two o'clock.
SPEAKER_02: Two o'clock on Saturday. Real good.
SPEAKER_02: I'm Monty.
SPEAKER_02: I'll be there.
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to inspect you up and down.
SPEAKER_02: head to foot.
SPEAKER_02: Wash you off.
SPEAKER_02: Sound good?
SPEAKER_10: Yes.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: And you're going to be in San Clemente, so that means I need a little gas money to meet you out there.
SPEAKER_02: I'm your sales rep.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_02: Any way you could PayPal me some gas money before Saturday?
SPEAKER_09: What?
SPEAKER_09: How did you get my telephone number?
SPEAKER_02: Just so I can meet you in time.
SPEAKER_02: I want to be on time.
SPEAKER_02: You know, I don't want to be late.
SPEAKER_08: Do you know who you're calling?
SPEAKER_02: Of course.
SPEAKER_08: Who are you calling?
SPEAKER_02: I'm Monty.
SPEAKER_02: It's seriously.
SPEAKER_02: Robuck. We're going to wash you off.
SPEAKER_08: Do you know who you are calling, Monty?
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: Of course I do.
SPEAKER_02: Of course I do.
SPEAKER_08: And who is this?
SPEAKER_02: I'm Monty at Sears Robo.
SPEAKER_08: Who are you speaking to, Monty?
SPEAKER_02: Ma'am, we're going to bathe you.
SPEAKER_02: We're going to take care of you.
SPEAKER_02: We're going to treat you right.
SPEAKER_08: What?
SPEAKER_08: I think you have the wrong number.
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_02: Hi.
SPEAKER_02: This is Monty.
SPEAKER_00: Monty at Sears?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_00: I don't shop at Sears anymore ever since they merged with Kmart.
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely not.
SPEAKER_02: Big, big discounts.
SPEAKER_00: Big deal.
SPEAKER_00: Won't happen.
SPEAKER_00: Nope.
SPEAKER_00: Don't care.
SPEAKER_00: Not going to happen.
SPEAKER_00: I won't be there.
SPEAKER_02: Just take my email address.
SPEAKER_02: Send me a small deposit.
SPEAKER_00: You should live so long.
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to give you my email address.
SPEAKER_01: Rock and Talks.
SPEAKER_01: This is Missy.
SPEAKER_02: Hi, this is Hubbard.
SPEAKER_02: I was looking for a pair of rug munchkins in 13.
SPEAKER_02: All right.
SPEAKER_02: Half.
SPEAKER_02: It's the style name.
SPEAKER_01: Rug Munch.
SPEAKER_01: Are you, your...
SPEAKER_01: Who is this and what are you calling?
SPEAKER_01: What are you looking for?
SPEAKER_02: Footwear.
SPEAKER_02: My name's Hubbard.
SPEAKER_01: Hubbard.
SPEAKER_01: And you're this for socks.
SPEAKER_01: We carry rock and socks.
SPEAKER_02: Can I get outfitted in some of those?
SPEAKER_01: Some rock and socks, sure.
SPEAKER_02: 13 and a half, 14, 14, 14 and a half.
SPEAKER_01: Is that your shoe size?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, my sock size.
SPEAKER_01: Your sock.
SPEAKER_02: So, do you do quarters?
SPEAKER_02: size increments at all?
SPEAKER_01: No, we carry some socks that would fit you.
SPEAKER_01: They probably will be a little bit on the small size.
SPEAKER_01: Be mindful of that.
SPEAKER_02: It's because my feet are so big, right?
SPEAKER_02: Because my feet are so big is what you're surfing.
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
SPEAKER_02: So I'll be mindful of that, don't you worry.
SPEAKER_02: Now, what about the rug munchkin thing?
SPEAKER_01: Rug munchkin. I've never heard of that before.
SPEAKER_01: I have no idea what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_02: It's very fuzzy.
SPEAKER_02: Very fuzzy style.
SPEAKER_02: I like to slip them on.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's cool.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_01: Our sexer just.
SPEAKER_01: just regular, regular, thin, striped socks.
SPEAKER_02: What if I wanted to see it before I buy it?
SPEAKER_02: Kind of just try it on?
SPEAKER_02: I heard about the rag munchkin.
SPEAKER_02: I'm sure if it's the style for me, but...
SPEAKER_01: Your reception is really strange.
SPEAKER_01: I'm having a very difficult time hearing you.
SPEAKER_01: We will be exhibiting in San Francisco on Sunday, September 18.
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to go to the wharf.
SPEAKER_02: You guys recycle, right?
SPEAKER_01: We use recycled materials, yes.
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01: understand you.
SPEAKER_01: Every other what you're saying is garbled and weird to me, and I'm not quite sure what you're
SPEAKER_01: wanting.
SPEAKER_02: Just slip some socks on my feet, and then we'll be good to go.
SPEAKER_01: What was that?
SPEAKER_02: Ow, oh.
SPEAKER_01: That's not what we're looking for here.
SPEAKER_02: What are you looking for?
SPEAKER_01: I mean, what did you think we were looking for?
SPEAKER_02: Give me a chance, sir. I'm delightful.
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to delight everybody.
SPEAKER_01: What is up with your phone?
SPEAKER_01: You're not the police.
SPEAKER_02: What?
SPEAKER_02: Hello.
SPEAKER_02: Hi.
SPEAKER_02: My name's Stanley.
SPEAKER_02: I got your number from a neighbor.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: I think I lost a hubcap up by your house and...
SPEAKER_02: Wait a second.
SPEAKER_04: Who are you calling here?
SPEAKER_04: Let's see if you got the right person.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: I got a diHop zoom.
SPEAKER_02: I was driving by and the hubcap
SPEAKER_02: flew clean off in my car.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, where was this located?
SPEAKER_02: Where did address in what city?
SPEAKER_02: Oh, gosh.
SPEAKER_02: Uh, I'm real bad.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm real bad.
SPEAKER_02: No, what city were you in, what area?
SPEAKER_02: Well, I live in Monrovia, so...
SPEAKER_02: Well, see, I'm not in Montrovia.
SPEAKER_02: I didn't say you were, but I was driving around there.
SPEAKER_02: Okay, well, you said Montrovian, but I'm not Montrobia.
SPEAKER_02: I didn't say you were.
SPEAKER_02: You asked me where do I live?
SPEAKER_04: Okay, no, that's okay, that's all right.
SPEAKER_04: Just go out and tell me what more about it.
SPEAKER_02: So I'm driving down the street.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: So I'm driving down the road.
SPEAKER_02: A car drives by, and, uh, there was a sloth.
SPEAKER_02: collision. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: And the hubcap shoots off my car, ricochets off their car.
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
SPEAKER_02: And then the next thing I know, I'm without a hubcap.
SPEAKER_02: I come...
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'll be there.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: And then it turns out your neighbor was sitting outside, and they gave me your number and said,
SPEAKER_02: give him a call, and he'll go out there and fish it out for me.
SPEAKER_04: Well, who is the person you talked to?
SPEAKER_02: A Simmons, I think.
SPEAKER_04: Was he driving a bicycle?
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: It's a four.
SPEAKER_02: $400 hub cap.
SPEAKER_04: Well, I don't know what I can do.
SPEAKER_04: I'm upset that you have a lost hubcap.
SPEAKER_04: Like, that's too bad.
SPEAKER_02: You know what a hubcap looks like, right?
SPEAKER_04: Sure.
SPEAKER_04: I know all about hubcap.
SPEAKER_04: Some are very expensive.
SPEAKER_04: I'm certainly on your side.
SPEAKER_02: Try $450.
SPEAKER_04: Get insurance?
SPEAKER_02: No, but don't turn me in.
SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm not turning anybody yet.
SPEAKER_04: I just said if you have insurance.
SPEAKER_04: to be better.
SPEAKER_04: I don't know that there's anything I can do for me to be able to help you.
SPEAKER_04: This is someone I can't do.
SPEAKER_02: Maybe you could help reimburse me.
SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's your property.
SPEAKER_04: It's my property?
SPEAKER_02: Or maybe we could split the difference.
SPEAKER_02: Well, what do I have to do with the dog cap?
SPEAKER_02: I wasn't there.
SPEAKER_02: $225.
SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean, what are you telling me that I owe anybody or I should give you or whatever?
SPEAKER_04: $225.
SPEAKER_04: For what?
SPEAKER_04: What did I do?
SPEAKER_04: Your partner?
SPEAKER_04: or in good faith about some kind of angel or something.
SPEAKER_04: I get to pay you $225.
SPEAKER_02: It's your property.
SPEAKER_02: End a story.
SPEAKER_02: It's your property.
SPEAKER_02: It's not my property, sir.
SPEAKER_04: It's not my property.
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_04: I don't live in a house.
SPEAKER_02: This is a valuable hubcap, dude.
SPEAKER_02: Well, listen, I'm going to sign off.
SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_04: It's not my property.
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to get my hubcap back, or you're going to cut me a check.
SPEAKER_02: You got it?
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't got it at all.
SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm not going to do either one.
SPEAKER_04: You're going to cut me a check.
SPEAKER_04: I'm going to tell you goodbye.
SPEAKER_04: You're going to cut me a check.
SPEAKER_04: You're not the wrong guy.
SPEAKER_04: I'm signing off.
SPEAKER_04: So goodbye.