wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 8 (2011)

Track 7: LPC 8 Medley

SPEAKER_02: Mr. Bulley, can I help you?
SPEAKER_02: What can I do for you?
SPEAKER_05: Can you do an ebullient flavor for my tastes?
SPEAKER_02: I might be able to.
SPEAKER_05: I am here to greet you.
SPEAKER_02: Great.
SPEAKER_05: I am here to greet your flavors that you...
SPEAKER_02: Okay. What flavor?
SPEAKER_05: The flavors which I seek.
SPEAKER_02: Ah, okay.
SPEAKER_02: Great.
SPEAKER_05: Ebullience.
SPEAKER_02: Ebullience.
SPEAKER_05: elegance
None: elegance
SPEAKER_02: elegance
SPEAKER_02: okay so what the hell
SPEAKER_02: you're calling about
SPEAKER_05: I am not knowing what you mean
SPEAKER_02: when you say these things
SPEAKER_02: you called me I didn't call you
SPEAKER_05: the different things you
SPEAKER_05: say to me
SPEAKER_02: what do you need
SPEAKER_02: why are you calling me
SPEAKER_02: what the hell you're calling about
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna hang up I'm busy at work
SPEAKER_04: how do you tell you're always
SPEAKER_07: hello
SPEAKER_04: Hi there.
SPEAKER_07: Hi, I need to return a neon gladiator.
SPEAKER_04: You have to return a what?
SPEAKER_07: Like a Dayglow gladiator?
SPEAKER_04: A Dayglow gladiator?
SPEAKER_07: I'm afraid I need my cash back
SPEAKER_07: Compadre, so.
SPEAKER_04: Okay, I'll get you a cat back as soon as a kid.
SPEAKER_04: Okay, good.
SPEAKER_07: You need my name.
SPEAKER_04: You can send a question to our email address.
SPEAKER_04: Questions of Toyjoy.com.
SPEAKER_07: You know what?
SPEAKER_07: You're right. You could send a PayPal to my
SPEAKER_07: email address right now and just
SPEAKER_07: do it.
SPEAKER_04: What's your email address? That's a good idea.
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
SPEAKER_04: Okay, what is it?
SPEAKER_07: Hot-headed gladiator.
SPEAKER_07: At hotmeal.
SPEAKER_07: Dot coma.
SPEAKER_03: Brilliant.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: Well, thank you for calling.
SPEAKER_07: I need about two to three hundred dollars, so.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: We'll do our best about.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: Bye.
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
SPEAKER_07: Hi, what, what time do you open tomorrow?
SPEAKER_08: I asked you already to please stop calling me.
SPEAKER_08: What time?
SPEAKER_07: If you do, I'd like to know what time you open.
SPEAKER_07: Stop calling me.
SPEAKER_07: Answer my question.
SPEAKER_07: Thanks a moment.
SPEAKER_07: Hey, what time you're open to the time?
SPEAKER_08: Listen to me.
SPEAKER_08: Do you need to stop fucking calling?
SPEAKER_08: Stop calling me.
SPEAKER_07: I just want to know the hours.
SPEAKER_07: Stop calling me.
SPEAKER_07: What hours?
SPEAKER_07: I'll call you right now.
SPEAKER_07: Stop calling me.
SPEAKER_07: Is this a business?
SPEAKER_07: Stop fucking calling me.
SPEAKER_07: What's the hours tomorrow?
None: Hello.
SPEAKER_01: Hey.
SPEAKER_01: What's going on?
SPEAKER_01: What's going on?
SPEAKER_07: Right.
SPEAKER_07: Well?
SPEAKER_01: That depends on who's that.
SPEAKER_07: This is Camelot Services.
SPEAKER_08: Camelot Service?
SPEAKER_07: Yes, sir.
SPEAKER_08: Never heard of them.
SPEAKER_07: And we provide transportation and entertainment on Cinco de Mayo.
SPEAKER_07: And we're going to be picking you up about 10 o'clock tomorrow morning.
SPEAKER_07: How does that sound?
SPEAKER_08: No, you're not either.
SPEAKER_08: Yes, we will be.
SPEAKER_08: You must have the wrong people because we're not going anywhere.
SPEAKER_07: We're going to pick you up.
SPEAKER_07: We're going to drop you off.
SPEAKER_08: I'm not interested in doing that.
SPEAKER_08: We've got other things you do.
SPEAKER_07: So tell me what's your, how much your way?
None: Hello.
SPEAKER_07: Hello?
SPEAKER_07: Can you tell me how much your way approximately?
None: Yes.
SPEAKER_07: Wanted to get some shoes?
SPEAKER_08: I don't know.
SPEAKER_08: I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_07: I wanted some special new shoes for Cinco de Mayo, dude.
SPEAKER_08: Well, we don't carry it.
SPEAKER_07: How do you know?
SPEAKER_08: Because I'm the owner of the business.
SPEAKER_07: Do you have anything in my size?
SPEAKER_08: I don't know. I can barely hear you.
SPEAKER_08: You call back when you're taking out speaker.
SPEAKER_07: I'm not on a speaker.
SPEAKER_08: Well, it sounds like you are.
SPEAKER_07: Well, it sounds like you don't know a thing about shoes.
SPEAKER_08: How is that great?
SPEAKER_08: All right. So don't call here again.
SPEAKER_07: I got more money than I know what to do with.
SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
SPEAKER_07: I wear it a 12 and a half.
SPEAKER_08: So what? I don't care what you wear.
SPEAKER_07: And I'm looking for a sale.
SPEAKER_08: Well, I don't got no sales here.
SPEAKER_07: A 12 and a half or 13 or a 13 and a half?
SPEAKER_07: Hello?
SPEAKER_08: Yes.
SPEAKER_07: What do you want from us?
SPEAKER_07: What time were you open?
SPEAKER_08: Well, I'll be here until 6.30.
SPEAKER_08: I'll be there in about five minutes.
SPEAKER_08: Oh, that's fine.
SPEAKER_08: Come on in.
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to come on in.
SPEAKER_08: I can barely hear you and understand you.
SPEAKER_08: I got $400 to spend.
SPEAKER_08: Okay, so come on into the job.
SPEAKER_07: Do you understand me?
SPEAKER_08: Well, you just come on.
SPEAKER_07: to the shop then. I'm going to spend money up and down in there.
SPEAKER_08: All right. Come on in.
SPEAKER_07: You're going to shine my shoes, man.
SPEAKER_08: All right. That's fine. Come on in.
SPEAKER_07: You can spit shine them right now.
SPEAKER_08: No, you can do that for me.
SPEAKER_07: You don't know how to do it?
SPEAKER_08: No, we don't do that here.
SPEAKER_07: I'll spit right on you.
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, sure. Sure, Funk.
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to come in there and I'm going to take my...
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, you're not going to come in anywhere.
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to take my shoes off and throw them up and down.
SPEAKER_07: matter. Me and you will meet out in the parking lot.
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, sure. Come on. Try your look.
SPEAKER_07: Look's not necessary, pal.
SPEAKER_08: All right. So, just... Don't call here. No more.
SPEAKER_08: So, how late are you open?
SPEAKER_08: Don't worry about it. Where I am, where I'm located.
SPEAKER_07: How much do you weigh? Because I don't want to mess around with any big people.
SPEAKER_08: They might hurt me, you know?
SPEAKER_08: No, I don't worry about any big.
SPEAKER_08: anybody. Okay.
SPEAKER_08: Because when I come in, I'm going to take my
SPEAKER_07: shoes off. I'm going to
SPEAKER_07: put my feet up.
SPEAKER_07: And I'm going to push you
SPEAKER_07: around.
SPEAKER_07: You got me?
SPEAKER_07: Hey. Hey.
SPEAKER_07: Hey, John.
SPEAKER_07: What size?
SPEAKER_08: Huh?
SPEAKER_07: What size shoes?
SPEAKER_08: I need
SPEAKER_07: no no handle.
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to...
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, come on. He's bigger than me.
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to take off my shoes.
SPEAKER_07: and throw them at you.
SPEAKER_08: That's good.
SPEAKER_08: Are you ejaculating?
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to take my shoe off of you and put it on myself.
SPEAKER_07: Wow.
SPEAKER_07: And I'm going to take your shoes, punk.
SPEAKER_06: How is for Matthew?
SPEAKER_06: All right.
SPEAKER_06: Can I pick up, food?
SPEAKER_06: Hello?
SPEAKER_06: Hi.
SPEAKER_06: Hello?
SPEAKER_06: Shut up.
SPEAKER_06: Hello?
SPEAKER_06: Shut up.
SPEAKER_06: Hello?
SPEAKER_06: Hello?
SPEAKER_06: Shut up.
SPEAKER_06: Hello?
SPEAKER_06: I fool you.
SPEAKER_06: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: I can hear you.
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
SPEAKER_06: I fool you.
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
SPEAKER_06: I fool you.
SPEAKER_06: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: I fool you.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah?
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: I fool you.
SPEAKER_01: I fool you.
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: I fool you.
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: I fool you.
SPEAKER_01: You?
SPEAKER_01: I fool you.
SPEAKER_01: I fofoo you.
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: I fofoo you.
SPEAKER_09: I foo you.
SPEAKER_09: Wax checks, can I help you?
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I need a CDR.
SPEAKER_07: A, what was it? A CD?
None: The only one they have to.
SPEAKER_07: I need a CDR.
SPEAKER_07: CDR.
SPEAKER_07: CDR.
SPEAKER_07: CDR.
SPEAKER_10: We don't.
SPEAKER_10: We don't carry those.
SPEAKER_06: We don't.
SPEAKER_06: We don't.
SPEAKER_09: Where do I go?
SPEAKER_06: We don't.
SPEAKER_06: Where?
SPEAKER_09: Do I go?
SPEAKER_10: CDR.
SPEAKER_10: I'm not, I don't.
SPEAKER_10: C.D.
SPEAKER_10: Oh.
SPEAKER_10: Struck out.
SPEAKER_07: Oh.
SPEAKER_07: Struck out.
SPEAKER_07: I struck out.
SPEAKER_07: I struck out.
SPEAKER_07: How much does it cost?
SPEAKER_07: I struck out.
SPEAKER_07: How much she did it cost?
SPEAKER_07: What's their number?
SPEAKER_07: Do you know?
SPEAKER_10: I don't have.
SPEAKER_07: What do you guys do over here?
SPEAKER_10: We sell CDs and we sell vinyl, a CDR.
SPEAKER_07: Well, sell me a CD then.
SPEAKER_09: What CD would you like?
SPEAKER_09: CD-ROM.
SPEAKER_09: CD-ROM.
SPEAKER_09: We don't carry those.
SPEAKER_09: CD-RAM or ROM?
SPEAKER_09: Do you want something so you could burn a CD?
SPEAKER_09: Is that what you want?
SPEAKER_10: I want to burn a CD-ROM.
SPEAKER_10: I'm not understanding what you want.
SPEAKER_10: I'm not understanding what you want.
SPEAKER_07: Like a re-writable CDR.
SPEAKER_10: Try Office Depot.
SPEAKER_07: Where are they?
SPEAKER_10: At Pearl and Colfax.
SPEAKER_10: Yes.