Track 1: LPC 18 Medley

• SPEAKER_04: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm looking for Andrew.
  
• SPEAKER_05: Who's calling?
  
• SPEAKER_04: This is Benson, your neighbor.
  
• SPEAKER_05: Vincent?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Your new neighbor.
  
• SPEAKER_05: Where do you live?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hey, listen, guy, I live adjacent to you, and there's a bunch of rope and belongings of mine that went missing,
  
• SPEAKER_04: and I need to talk to you a little bit about what's going on up here.
  
• SPEAKER_05: All right.
  
• SPEAKER_05: Tell me more.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Well, there was a big thing of sawdust covering up some rope.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Sawdust was gone.
  
• SPEAKER_04: the rope was gone.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Rope?
  
• SPEAKER_04: But I suppose you don't know anything about that, huh?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Sawdust was gone, the rope was gone.
  
• SPEAKER_05: Thoughts was gone, rope is gone.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I had some pudding out there, too, that it was just made.
  
• SPEAKER_04: And I don't suppose you know anything about that either, do you?
  
• SPEAKER_04: That it was just made?
  
• SPEAKER_04: And I don't suppose you know anything about that either, do you?
  
• SPEAKER_04: I talked to my letter carrier about you.
  
• SPEAKER_04: He says he saw something matching your description all.
  
• SPEAKER_04: What you trying to do up are?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Letter carrier about you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: He says he saw someone matching your description, Alperna.
  
• SPEAKER_04: What you trying to do, up are?
  
• SPEAKER_09: Oh, boy.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm looking for answers here today.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm looking for answers, and that's all I need.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I don't need a lot of your fiddle fowl here.
  
• SPEAKER_05: Well, I'm using the rope.
  
• SPEAKER_05: I'm going to put it back.
  
• SPEAKER_05: I'll put the rope back someday, but not today.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Just like you found.
  
• SPEAKER_04: it, right? Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_05: Just like I found it.
  
• SPEAKER_05: Uh-huh. Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_05: Just like I found it.
  
• SPEAKER_10: Found what?
  
• SPEAKER_05: Just like I found it.
  
• SPEAKER_10: I don't know what you're talking.
  
• SPEAKER_10: Who you talk to? Who is this?
  
• SPEAKER_05: Are you there?
  
• SPEAKER_10: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_10: Hey, Alex?
  
• SPEAKER_10: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_05: How are you doing?
  
• SPEAKER_10: I'm okay. Who is this?
  
• SPEAKER_05: This is Andrew.
  
• SPEAKER_05: How's your evening?
  
• SPEAKER_05: Fine.
  
• SPEAKER_05: Um, I, uh, uh, do you, do you know how we got here?
  
• SPEAKER_10: We got where?
  
• SPEAKER_05: We're on the phone together.
  
• SPEAKER_10: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_05: Um.
  
• SPEAKER_10: You called me?
  
• SPEAKER_05: That's, uh, um, I'm not sure if I did actually. My phone just rang.
  
• SPEAKER_10: Oh, well, so did mine. So somebody's screwing around with our phones. That happens.
  
• SPEAKER_10: I see.
  
• SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_10: So don't let it bother you.
  
• SPEAKER_10: We haven't been able to trace it.
  
• SPEAKER_10: And, uh, it's just somebody having fun at our expense.
  
• SPEAKER_10: So have a good day.
  
• SPEAKER_05: I understand.
  
• SPEAKER_05: I hope you're doing well.
  
• SPEAKER_05: Please leave your message for you.
  
• SPEAKER_10: Thank you.
  
• SPEAKER_10: Thank you.
  
• SPEAKER_10: Thank you.
  
• SPEAKER_10: Thank you.
  
• SPEAKER_10: Uh, yes.
  
• SPEAKER_10: I won't be able to help you with. I, uh, strictly concentrate on amplifiers.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Well, it's got an amp in the guitar body, you follow? It's an old Sears Roebuck.
  
• SPEAKER_10: Actually, uh, the old Sears Robuck guitar would have the amplifier in the case, not in the guitar.
  
• SPEAKER_04: No, it's a red one. It's got the little 10-inch speaker right on the body. It's like an ES 335 shape. So it's got a fat bottom end of the body.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Okay. Well, it's got a fat bottom end of the body.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Okay. Well, uh, it's got a little 10-inch speaker right on the body.
  
• SPEAKER_10: Okay, well, be that as it may, I am not a luthier, and I cannot do a fret job.
  
• SPEAKER_10: I'm sorry, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I got crackle coming out of the speaker in the body of the guitar, and it does have a speaker in the guitar.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Now, surely...
  
• SPEAKER_08: Look, jerk, find some fucking buddy else to waste their time, you dickhead.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Mr. Bones.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Yeah, can I place an order here, please?
  
• SPEAKER_06: Certainly. What can I get for you?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Okay, do you have ribs?
  
• SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we have ribs.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Okay. Now, what kind of ribs do you have up there?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Available for pickup.
  
• SPEAKER_04: For pickup.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Pickup, we got a baby-back ribs, and we got spare ribs.
  
• SPEAKER_06: They're both poor.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Can I get about 96 the spare ribs, please?
  
• SPEAKER_06: Oh, fuck off, man.
  
• SPEAKER_04: What?
  
• SPEAKER_06: Dude, we're literally...
  
• SPEAKER_04: I need 96 spare ribs.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Do you understand? It's fucking...
  
• SPEAKER_06: Do you understand that every restaurant is fucking struggling to survive right now?
  
• SPEAKER_06: I don't need to fucking...
  
• SPEAKER_06: You to waste my time.
  
• SPEAKER_06: 96 fucking orders of spare ribs, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_06: I know you're trying to have fun, but fuck off.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Seriously, fucking think about it, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_06: Touch my foot.
  
• SPEAKER_06: We're just fucking swim in here.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Mr. Bones?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I need ribs.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Can I pick?
  
• SPEAKER_06: You want 96 of them still?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Okay, I'll take down your credit card number right now, then, and we'll have that right for you.
  
• SPEAKER_06: If you want to give me that.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I use cash.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Do you use cash?
  
• SPEAKER_06: Oh, hi.
  
• SPEAKER_06: How convenient, yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Why don't you come in and prepay, and then we'll cook the 96 orders of rips for you.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Well, that's not really convenient for me.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I have some other items to order.
  
• SPEAKER_04: That's not convenient for you.
  
• SPEAKER_06: I'm so sorry.
  
• SPEAKER_06: You know what's not convenient for me?
  
• SPEAKER_04: What?
  
• SPEAKER_06: Is you fucking calling me on the fucking phone and wasting my fucking time when I have like two shifts
  
• SPEAKER_06: a week at a fucking restaurant to pay $5 a fucking hour, you know, in the middle of a global
  
• SPEAKER_06: pandemic, you piece of shit?
  
• SPEAKER_04: I got to eat, guy.
  
• SPEAKER_04: What do you think of that?
  
• SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you want to eat 96 fucking pounds of ribs?
  
• SPEAKER_06: You want to leg wrestle?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Get together?
  
• SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I'll fucking leg wrestle, please.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Shut the fuck up.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And we've got another caller.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Looks like we've got laying on line, too.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Good morning.
  
• SPEAKER_02: How are you?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Good morning.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hey, did Wagner Wang have a tussle on the monkey bars?
  
• SPEAKER_03: Just a bunch of conjecture from the belt.
  
• SPEAKER_02: That's, yeah, we haven't talked about that much here.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Today's topic again is school.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Let's keep that on.
  
• SPEAKER_02: track. We've mainly been pertaining to our local district.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay. Well, did you hear that Rudy Giuliani tapped Bill Cosby that had up the campaign for
  
• SPEAKER_03: voter integrity?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that doesn't sound like it'll be all that fruitful. But, you know, while we're on the topic of
  
• SPEAKER_02: schools, I didn't get to your town on the note here. Are you from here in Apple City? Did you go to Apple City
  
• SPEAKER_02: high? I'm from Jigs, Nevada. Born and weird. And I thought the
  
• SPEAKER_03: Tapp and Bill Klausby was a great idea.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Felicia Rischelette was a co-chair and the whole thing.
  
• SPEAKER_03: It's going to be a dynamite.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Oh, oh, wow, wow, wow, wow.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Oh, big time.
  
• SPEAKER_04: And then they got Lark Voorhees.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Tap.
  
• SPEAKER_04: They got her own tap.
  
• SPEAKER_04: So it's going to be a heck of a committee.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Things are going to really change in the Beltway, if you ask my opinion.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Oh, wow, wow, I just wanted you all thought of it.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm just a lay person.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You know, I wanted what the real.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Plymonds.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I thought of a little situation.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, absolutely.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, thank you so much for the call.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And please, have a great morning out there wherever you are, huh?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Yes, Mr. Mario.
  
• SPEAKER_04: This is Shaquille Frick with ASCAP, Performing Rights Organization.
  
• SPEAKER_04: How are we today, sir?
  
• SPEAKER_09: I'm closed.
  
• SPEAKER_09: I don't have any.
  
• SPEAKER_09: I'm only open to takeout.
  
• SPEAKER_09: I haven't had music since March 16th of 20.
  
• SPEAKER_04: 20. I'm actually calling about the third and fourth quarter of 2019.
  
• SPEAKER_04: We've got a small balance of 197 that we've just been trying to collect.
  
• SPEAKER_09: I was paid up to date in my book, so...
  
• SPEAKER_04: Not according to my records. We've gotten three letters back that we sent to you.
  
• SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I got the letters. And I called you three times and told you I've been closed to that, that, that, that, that, that.
  
• SPEAKER_09: And I was paid up to date. So, you know?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hey, Mario, it's not just all jello, show.
  
• SPEAKER_04: shots and karaoke machines. Okay, there's a process in place for how this works.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You follow?
  
• SPEAKER_09: Because I call three times and explain this to you. I'm paid up to date with my bank records.
  
• SPEAKER_09: Two of you guys I pay every six months, and one of you is I pay annually.
  
• SPEAKER_09: And I did not have music, you know, so I'm not paid.
  
• SPEAKER_09: When I reopen, I'll let you know, and then we can start the licensing again.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Oh, we're not going to reopen at all, unless we're not going to reopen at all,
  
• SPEAKER_04: unless we get this back balance taking cover.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You're in arrears, sir. I don't know how many ways I'm supposed to put that.
  
• SPEAKER_09: Which company are you with? I want to know, because I'm going to check my back records,
  
• SPEAKER_09: and then I'm going to call you back.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Oh, you are? I'm at BMI, and I work at ASCAP. I'm a vice president.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Oh, you know. Congratulations. I've been on the job about 18 days, but yes.
  
• SPEAKER_09: Well, I'm going to check my bank records, and then you can call me back tomorrow.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hey, Mario, I'm going to go online and check you out. See what kind of place?
  
• SPEAKER_04: you're running here, because this isn't how we operate. We've been in business for a hundred and forty-four years.
  
• SPEAKER_09: You're fucking putts. Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Yes, this is Lamcoe, Latin American Music Corporation. Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_09: That's good that you called because I checked all my records, and actually you owe me money,
  
• SPEAKER_09: because I'm paid up on all of years, so tell you what, Lanco, go fuck yourself.
  
• SPEAKER_09: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_04: This is Lamcoe. You played a song.
  
• SPEAKER_04: song called My Tostado from Ruben Herrero 14 times in November of 2019. Do you have a
  
• SPEAKER_04: balance of $344 with us? End a sentence. Listen, asshole. I know you're a bill collector,
  
• SPEAKER_09: and if you call me one more time, I'm going to find that where you are, and I'm going to pull your
  
• SPEAKER_04: rectum up to your fucking ears. Mario, can you be professional? Please, Lee, hello? Hi, yes. This is Mr.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Frick with CSAC, Society of European Stage Authors. How are you some nicer?
  
• SPEAKER_09: Listen, Mr. Prick, so far you've been for fucking C-Sac, BMI, and ASCAP. I pulled my bank records.
  
• SPEAKER_09: You all three of you actually owe me money. So fuck you, fuck Mr. Shaquil, and fuck the other
  
• SPEAKER_09: douchequehbag that call.
  
• SPEAKER_09: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hi, this is Ramon from SoundExchange phoning.
  
• SPEAKER_09: Sound exchange? Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_04: And I know you've had some problems with our representative, so I just wanted to make sure we're in good shape here tonight.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I know you've had some problems with our representative.
  
• SPEAKER_04: And just give you a quick call. We wanted to give you a coupon for $20 off, okay, just so that we can bring your balance down.
  
• SPEAKER_09: Buddy, I know you're a collection agency. I don't owe them anything, Ramon, or Mr. Frick, or Shaquille, or whatever.
  
• SPEAKER_09: I am not paying them.
  
• SPEAKER_04: No, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_04: We want to give you a voucher so that you can play this song, O Tostado, by Ruben Herrero.
  
• SPEAKER_04: No charge, royalty-free.
  
• SPEAKER_04: 25 times...
  
• SPEAKER_09: Oh, Tostado.
  
• SPEAKER_09: Hey, why don't you take O Tostado and toast it up your asshole?
  
• SPEAKER_07: What the fuck.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hey, Jeff.
  
• SPEAKER_04: What's going on, man?
  
• SPEAKER_04: This is Tate.
  
• SPEAKER_04: How you doing?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Who?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Tate.
  
• SPEAKER_04: T-A-T-E.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Oh, fuck off, man.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm in bed. I don't know. A bad damn cake.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Lose this number, asshole.
  
• SPEAKER_08: What the fuck do you want?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hey, buddy.
  
• SPEAKER_08: I'll walk down here and get a cap in your goddamn ass.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm your new neighbor. I just need your help.
  
• SPEAKER_08: I don't give a fuck. Why the fuck are you calling me?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Because I need your help, big guy.
  
• SPEAKER_08: Fuck you. You want some help bringing your ass down here, and I'll fucking put you in the goddamn ground.
  
• SPEAKER_08: I'm going to grab...
  
• SPEAKER_08: What the fucking call on me, dick, dick, Ed?
  
• SPEAKER_04: I'm going to grab hold.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hold you your jaw and push you around.
  
• SPEAKER_04: What do you think of that?
  
• SPEAKER_08: What?
  
• SPEAKER_08: You know.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_11: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_11: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is Chris calling from Electric Quarks. To whom am I speaking?
  
• SPEAKER_11: You're speaking to Alex. Who is this, Chris?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_11: You're calling from?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I was called by you guys. I'm Electric Quarks.
  
• SPEAKER_11: No.
  
• SPEAKER_11: Somebody's screwing with the phones.
  
• SPEAKER_11: they, uh, there's, there's a prankster out there who does that, who puts calls into people,
  
• SPEAKER_11: and he has them call back all over the country.
  
• SPEAKER_11: Uh, just ignore it.
  
• SPEAKER_11: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: All right.
  
• SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_11: Sorry about that. It's happened to me many times.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh. It must be so much fun for you.
  
• SPEAKER_11: Yeah. Well, so just ignore it and just hang up whenever it.
  
• SPEAKER_11: Usually he connects three people.
  
• SPEAKER_11: At the same time.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, don't you want to wait and find out who else he's going to connect?
  
• SPEAKER_11: No.
  
• SPEAKER_11: Thank you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, come on, Alex.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Stay on the phone.