Track 6: LPC 17 Medley

• SPEAKER_04: Listen, Aaron, how can I help you?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I've got a guitar, and I'm trying to make the sound come through my amp.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I need to get some one of the forwarder.
  
• SPEAKER_07: You guys sell forwarders there?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Forwarder?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Amplifier forwarder?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yeah, to get my sound forward.
  
• SPEAKER_07: You know, I'm not hearing too much, you know.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I have no idea with a forwarder.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You got it plugged in there?
  
• SPEAKER_07: I've got a guitar and an amplifier.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_07: But I'm trying to get a forward.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Never heard of a forwarder.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Well, this is, I thought this is a guitar.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Are you messing with me, man?
  
• SPEAKER_04: You've got to be messing with me.
  
• SPEAKER_04: What's a forwarder?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Who is this?
  
• SPEAKER_04: This is Aaron.
  
• SPEAKER_04: How can I help you again?
  
• SPEAKER_04: You want a forwarder?
  
• SPEAKER_07: This is Roscoe.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hello, Roscoe.
  
• SPEAKER_04: How are you?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_07: So what do you got?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Probably nothing.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Maybe get a bigger amplifier.
  
• SPEAKER_04: If you get a bigger amplifier, that'll push your sound more forward.
  
• SPEAKER_07: You don't sound too sure of yourself there.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Are you a...
  
• SPEAKER_04: Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure, but I'd have to see...
  
• SPEAKER_04: Why don't you bring your whole rig in here and let me troubleshoot it for you.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'll get right on that.
  
• SPEAKER_04: All right, man.
  
• SPEAKER_04: We'll see you shortly.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_07: You take care of yourself.
  
• SPEAKER_04: All right.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You too.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Bye-bye.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Hey, I need to get some photographs taken.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Can you maybe help me out?
  
• SPEAKER_02: For what?
  
• SPEAKER_07: This is Grisidius Fike.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm involved in cave exploration and things like that.
  
• SPEAKER_07: What's on your calendar?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And I don't even know who this is, but...
  
• SPEAKER_07: I need some freaking photos, guy.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Why don't you listen up?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, man.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Cool, ma'am.
  
• SPEAKER_07: You want me to come over and shove you around a little bit?
  
• None: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yeah, are you going to say the same thing when you feel my freaking grip?
  
• None: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Do what God tells you.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Hey, yeah, this is Samuel with UPS.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_07: And I got a parcel here.
  
• SPEAKER_07: It was returned to us.
  
• SPEAKER_07: You didn't answer the door on our three attempts.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Uh, what location were you trying to deliver at?
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm, uh, from the artesian division.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm a manager, not a driver.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_07: So I was going to ask when you're going to be there so we can send another driver out there.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Which is why I'm asking you what location is.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_07: And that's why I'm asking you when you're going to answer the door.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't know what door to answer because I need to know what location you're talking.
  
• SPEAKER_07: talking about. Okay, well, I'm not a driver for the second time. Okay, well, for the third
  
• SPEAKER_02: time, I don't know where you're trying to deliver the package to, so then we're not going to get
  
• SPEAKER_07: anywhere. I was going to let our driver know the appropriate time for you, but if you don't want to do
  
• SPEAKER_07: it that way, then you let me know how we should proceed with your parcel that you ordered.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Sound good, good, good. I'm not even aware of the parcel that was ordered, that I ordered, so.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I mean, I'm actually on a pay phone right now on my lunch break.
  
• SPEAKER_02: That's cool.
  
• SPEAKER_02: It is pretty cool.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I go the extra mile.
  
• SPEAKER_02: That's great.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So I just need to know, like, I don't even know what is, what's been ordered, like, what, apparently somebody wants to send me something.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Great.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I need to know the address.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Well, I mean, that's none of my concern, what you order, who you ordered from.
  
• SPEAKER_07: That's not my job.
  
• SPEAKER_07: My job is to take care of you.
  
• SPEAKER_07: your COD. And then we'll deliver it today within the next two-hour window.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Not a problem at all.
  
• SPEAKER_07: 5309 is your total today.
  
• SPEAKER_07: We accept Visa and Master Charge.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you're getting at. I don't know why you need money.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I feel like I'm being scammed. I don't even think this is a real thing.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Oh, it's beyond real. I've worked here for nine years.
  
• SPEAKER_07: At UPS.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Right.
  
• SPEAKER_07: So I would get in gear and pay your bill.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Read me the long number on the card and we'll settle the fee and then we'll get you squared away.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Sound good, good, good.
  
• SPEAKER_02: fee for what now?
  
• SPEAKER_07: It's a COD, cash on delivery.
  
• SPEAKER_07: That means you ordered something that requires a payment.
  
• SPEAKER_07: We use credit cards here at UPS to satisfy with those debts.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I never ordered anything like that.
  
• SPEAKER_07: You never ordered anything?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Nope.
  
• SPEAKER_02: But if you can call your driver and give me the address and the name and all.
  
• SPEAKER_02: that, then we can verify all this.
  
• SPEAKER_02: But right now, it seems really sketchy, and I don't, I don't trust you.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You're weird and shady, and it's kind of strange that you don't have an address or a name.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You're just talking about credit card numbers.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't, I don't do business that way.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_06: I'm sorry, son.
  
• SPEAKER_06: You don't need to yell.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_07: This is Trent Tripp.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'll tell you some. I got a new sound. I got a new band. I want you to check it out.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Time of what you think.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I'm sure allowed to hear that.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Go ahead.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Play me a few bars.
  
• SPEAKER_07: All right.
  
• SPEAKER_05: When you're going to start playing the music.
  
• SPEAKER_05: It sounds like your VCR's on.
  
• SPEAKER_05: It sounds like your VCR's on fast forward.
  
• SPEAKER_05: When you going to play that music for me?
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm Trent Tripp.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Oh, I just got back from Frontier Days in Cheyenne, Wyoming.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I made this little number up with a couple of cattle ranchers.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Couple of cowboys.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Oh, howdy?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know where they grow in your cowboys.
  
• SPEAKER_05: They're much different than the ones that we know.
  
• SPEAKER_07: My name's Trent Tripp.
  
• SPEAKER_00: But I'm not quite sure I'm the thing.
  
• SPEAKER_06: The beat goes wrong.
  
• SPEAKER_07: What do you think of my style?
  
• SPEAKER_06: Well, I have to say it is about as interesting as the back side of a coyote on a rain list winter day.
  
• SPEAKER_07: You ever been up at the frontier days up, ar?
  
• SPEAKER_07: You ever been up on?
  
• SPEAKER_05: I can't say I've been up ar.
  
• SPEAKER_05: Where is the R? I'm not quite sure.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I went clear up R, and I laid down some tracks up at Cheyenne Frontier Tracks, hot studio up there.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I went clear up.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Clear up, oh?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Clear up the R.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Hey, well, you know, I got some things that got to do with my friend of Falcon here, so I'm going to let you go.
  
• SPEAKER_06: Thank you so I'm over here to let you go. Thank you so much for calling.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Randy there.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yeah, this is Sammy.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm your new neighbor.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I just moved in.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm going to be going on vacation here, coming up here for a few weeks, and I had my mail vacation sent to your address just while I'm gone.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I hope that's okay.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I tried calling before, but you didn't pick up.
  
• SPEAKER_03: And where do you live?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Oh, I live next door.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I just moved in.
  
• SPEAKER_07: You live next door.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I got your number.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I got your number from the post office.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Well, it's just a heads up.
  
• SPEAKER_07: My mail is going to be coming there for three leagues.
  
• SPEAKER_03: No, you don't need to be sending your mail here.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Well, wait a minute.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I don't know where else to send it.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I have the post office hold it for you.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Well, they can't.
  
• SPEAKER_07: They said that they're full, and I needed to have an alternate person, so I just gave them your address.
  
• SPEAKER_03: No.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'll give you a few dollars.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'll just sound like with you when I come back to town.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Does that sound good?
  
• SPEAKER_03: I don't want nothing to do with it.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Why not?
  
• SPEAKER_07: It's already done.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I just, it's just for three weeks.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm sorry.
  
• SPEAKER_03: You need to, I'll send it back to the post office.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm not holding your mail.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Oh, don't do that.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Listen, if I get anything urgent.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I don't know who you are.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I don't have a clue you are.
  
• SPEAKER_03: And I don't have no neighbors that just moved in.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Listen, if you see anything urgent, like a water bill or anything, just pay it and I'll reimburse you when I get back.
  
• SPEAKER_03: No.
  
• SPEAKER_03: No.
  
• SPEAKER_07: What do you mean?
  
• SPEAKER_07: No.
  
• SPEAKER_03: It's only for three weeks.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Don't call me back.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Find somebody else.
  
• SPEAKER_03: All right?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Like who?
  
• SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
  
• SPEAKER_03: The post office holds your mail for you.
  
• SPEAKER_03: That's bullshit.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I don't know what story you're trying to tell me.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I just need you to pick up in the mail.
  
• SPEAKER_03: There's no, that's no, there's no bullshit.
  
• SPEAKER_03: That's not the way they do it.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Listen, if you see anything urgent, like a bill, just pay it and I'll reimburse you.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Listen to me one more time.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Hey, what, what's up?
  
• SPEAKER_07: I don't know what the problem is.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Hey, what, what, what?
  
• SPEAKER_03: Listen to me one more time.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to do it, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_03: Why not?
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to do it.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Well, that's not valid.
  
• SPEAKER_03: So you have to deal with somebody else to deal with the post house.
  
• SPEAKER_07: It's just for three weeks, dude.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Just pick it up.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Good afternoon.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Fat Jacks on Broadway.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm new in town.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm looking for a new sandwich shop.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Come to you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_07: What do you guys got up there?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, the best thing I can tell you to do, sir, is to go to our website.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm not online, unfortunately.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I gotcha.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm kind of in the middle of handling a customer right now.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm the only one in my store at that.
  
• SPEAKER_01: moment.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm a potential customer.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'd love to...
  
• SPEAKER_01: I understand.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'd love to help you, sir, but I have a customer in front of me.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to make his food for him.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Okay, yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Are you guys fat up there?
  
• SPEAKER_07: I want to make sure I'm in the right place.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Our location is at Broadway.
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm just trying to get a feel.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Are you all fat up there?
  
• SPEAKER_07: I mean, fat jacks.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, everything's pretty hearty.
  
• SPEAKER_01: For those that don't do bread, we also have a gluten-free option.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_07: So are you pretty fat?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Are you pretty fat?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Talk about me personally, man?
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_07: We could bounce off each other a little bit.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah. Funny guy there, jerk.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Fat checks on Broadway.
  
• SPEAKER_07: Yeah, you guys got ribs up there?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm reporting your phone number to the police, dude.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm blocking your fucking phone number.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Quit calling my fucking store, bro.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Man, you're a persistent fucking waste of skin and air, aren't you, man?
  
• SPEAKER_07: I'm trying to get takeout today?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Sure, yeah. I'm fucking jerked.