wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 16 (2019)

Track 11: LPC 16 Medley 3

SPEAKER_07: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: Hi, how are you tonight?
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to fine.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, good.
SPEAKER_01: Listen, I'm going to be revving up my jackhammer.
SPEAKER_01: I just wanted to clear it with you, make sure that was all right.
SPEAKER_07: What you're talking about?
SPEAKER_05: Yes, yes.
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to get my jackhammer cranked up here tonight, ma'am.
SPEAKER_01: It's going to make some loud volume.
SPEAKER_01: I just wanted to make sure that was okay with you.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, we're our neighbors?
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're your neighbor.
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh. Yeah, uh-huh.
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to plug it in.
SPEAKER_01: to your outlet out front, okay, with my extension cord.
SPEAKER_01: Is that okay?
SPEAKER_07: What you want?
SPEAKER_07: Huh?
SPEAKER_01: I'm not?
SPEAKER_07: He warns.
SPEAKER_07: He wants.
SPEAKER_07: No.
SPEAKER_01: Why not?
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm just going to plug it in right now for a few minutes, okay?
SPEAKER_07: You don't want you in our yard.
SPEAKER_01: Just for a couple minutes, okay?
SPEAKER_01: It's not going to be a big deal.
SPEAKER_01: I can give you two, three dollars.
SPEAKER_01: Hello.
SPEAKER_01: Hey, Emilio.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: Hey, this is Dale.
SPEAKER_01: Dale, who is this?
SPEAKER_01: Where you from?
SPEAKER_01: I'm from solar fantasies.
SPEAKER_01: I do solar panels.
SPEAKER_02: Okay, what's going on?
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to be on the rooftops tomorrow, getting some measurements up there.
SPEAKER_02: It's too late to be calm.
SPEAKER_01: No, I'm going to be up there at 4 a.m., guy, in the morning.
SPEAKER_02: You're going to be what, at 4 a.m.?
SPEAKER_01: On the rooftop, yeah.
SPEAKER_02: You ain't going to be on my roof at 4 a.m. shit.
SPEAKER_01: Yes, I am.
SPEAKER_01: Then I'll let you know how much is going to go.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, come on down, man.
SPEAKER_02: I'll beat the fuck at you.
SPEAKER_02: I'll throw you right off that roof.
SPEAKER_01: No, guy.
SPEAKER_01: I'm doing this as a favor.
SPEAKER_01: Hey, Arthur.
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: Hey, this is Timmy.
SPEAKER_07: Who?
SPEAKER_01: Timmy.
SPEAKER_01: Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, hey, do me a favor.
SPEAKER_01: Would you bring your receptacles and your bins closer into your house?
SPEAKER_01: Kind of an eyesore out here.
SPEAKER_01: All right, up, Barre?
SPEAKER_01: Who's this?
SPEAKER_01: I'm in the community, and I don't like what I see you up here.
SPEAKER_01: Straighten it up a bit, and you understand?
SPEAKER_01: Am I making sense?
SPEAKER_01: Am I getting through?
SPEAKER_07: No, you're not getting through.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, no?
SPEAKER_01: Cheen, jean, jean.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, my God, what a fucking idiot you were.
SPEAKER_01: Look, I just do it as a favor.
SPEAKER_01: and pick it up.
SPEAKER_01: All right.
SPEAKER_01: Get out there and strain it up.
SPEAKER_07: Pick up what?
SPEAKER_01: Pick up your bins, guy.
SPEAKER_01: Your garbage can.
SPEAKER_01: Where is it?
SPEAKER_01: It's a mess is what it is.
SPEAKER_07: Where is it?
SPEAKER_01: It's too close to me.
SPEAKER_01: It's too close to my property line.
SPEAKER_01: And I don't like what I see.
SPEAKER_07: What's your property line?
SPEAKER_07: What's your address?
SPEAKER_01: You know, gargone, well, my address is.
SPEAKER_01: Pick it up.
SPEAKER_01: You got it?
SPEAKER_07: Not tonight.
SPEAKER_01: What's it going to take for me to get through to you?
None: Huh?
SPEAKER_01: What is it going to take?
SPEAKER_07: Morning.
SPEAKER_01: Tomorrow morning?
SPEAKER_01: You're full of excuses.
SPEAKER_01: Every time I turn around, huh?
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'll do it later.
SPEAKER_01: It's not my problem.
SPEAKER_01: It's, you know, just getting gear, guy.
SPEAKER_01: All right.
SPEAKER_01: Comprendi?
SPEAKER_07: Well, if you come on my property, then you'd better bring a body bag for yourself.
SPEAKER_01: I'll bring my horse whip if you try to give me any lip.
SPEAKER_01: And we'll see who needs the bags then, tough guy, huh?
SPEAKER_07: Come on open.
SPEAKER_07: Bring a body bag, boy.
SPEAKER_07: I just love you.
SPEAKER_01: I'll bring my bull wet and take care you a one, two, three.
SPEAKER_01: Splat.
SPEAKER_01: That's it.
SPEAKER_01: End the story.
SPEAKER_07: Anything you want, scumbag.
SPEAKER_07: I'm waiting.
SPEAKER_01: You're going to be laying on the sidewalk.
SPEAKER_01: When I'm done with you, I'm going to roll you into traffic.
SPEAKER_01: What do you think of that one?
SPEAKER_07: Do that.
SPEAKER_01: I'll do that.
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
SPEAKER_06: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: Hey, Stuart.
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: Hi, how you doing?
SPEAKER_06: Hey, I'm doing well.
SPEAKER_07: How are you doing?
SPEAKER_01: Good.
SPEAKER_01: This is Brory.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, Rory.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, really?
SPEAKER_07: Come over already.
SPEAKER_01: What are you doing, guy?
SPEAKER_01: I'm supposed to meet you outside.
SPEAKER_01: What are you doing?
SPEAKER_07: I've been outside.
SPEAKER_07: You're full of shit, man.
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
SPEAKER_07: Bring my fucking bell then.
SPEAKER_07: Come over already.
SPEAKER_07: Hey, man, can you cut it with the language?
SPEAKER_07: I've got my kid on the line here.
SPEAKER_07: You got your kid on the line?
SPEAKER_07: Bring my fucking bell.
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to bring your neck, guy.
SPEAKER_01: What I'm going to.
SPEAKER_01: to do.
SPEAKER_07: Ring my neck then, you little dickhead.
SPEAKER_06: Hey, again, language.
SPEAKER_07: Fuck you, scumbag.
SPEAKER_07: Ring my bell.
SPEAKER_07: Hey.
SPEAKER_01: What do you prepare to do about it there, guy?
SPEAKER_07: Ring my bell.
SPEAKER_07: Well, you'll see.
SPEAKER_01: You're going to be seeing stars, guy, once I'm done pummeling you.
SPEAKER_01: You feel me?
SPEAKER_07: Really?
SPEAKER_07: I've been seeing saws when your daughter are sucking my dick.
SPEAKER_01: Hey, look at here, Bernwall.
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to stay a black hole when I'm...
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to take care of you real quick.
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to take care of you tonight.
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to lay you out.
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to take care you real quick.
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to take care you tonight.
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to take care you real quick.
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to take care you tonight.
SPEAKER_07: Hey, man, I think...
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to lay you out.
SPEAKER_07: You what?
SPEAKER_00: I think you're a real quick.
SPEAKER_07: I think you're a pussy, man.
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to lay you out.
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to lay you out.
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to take you real quick.
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to take care you tonight.
SPEAKER_07: I'm outside.
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to lay you out.
SPEAKER_07: I'm not going to take care you
SPEAKER_00: tonight. I'm going to take care you tonight.
SPEAKER_04: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
SPEAKER_04: Dark ages?
SPEAKER_01: Oh, the dark ages.
SPEAKER_01: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
SPEAKER_01: So, I need to get into a mystical
SPEAKER_01: pewter spiral formation.
SPEAKER_04: We have pewter, yes.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, and I need a spiral and, I need a spiral and,
SPEAKER_01: some kind of gnome, made out of pewter.
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I don't think we have.
SPEAKER_04: We have the gnome, but it's not made of pewter.
SPEAKER_04: The pewter, we have only dragons.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you have a gnome?
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you have a gnome?
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but not the dragon, just the statue, like, made off, I think, as raisin.
SPEAKER_01: Tell me about the gnome.
SPEAKER_01: I want to know about the gnome.
SPEAKER_01: Tell me about the gnome.
SPEAKER_04: It made all the raisin.
SPEAKER_01: Of rations.
SPEAKER_01: What are you squeaking about?
SPEAKER_01: Do you have any kind of a pewter overlord of some kind?
SPEAKER_04: No, we have the pewter, but only dragons.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, a dragon. Wow.
SPEAKER_01: I want to get into a miniature liquefied gnome.
SPEAKER_01: No.
SPEAKER_01: If I can get that from you tonight in the midnight hour.
SPEAKER_04: Uh...
SPEAKER_01: Throw some Chinese stars at it.
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
SPEAKER_04: Um, can you give me your phone number?
SPEAKER_04: I'll send you the picture of what we have.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's 885, 7,400.
SPEAKER_01: You bet.
SPEAKER_01: Have a good night.
SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
SPEAKER_04: Good afternoon.
SPEAKER_04: Thank you for calling Kevin Jewelers.
SPEAKER_04: Lee speaking.
SPEAKER_04: How can I help you?
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, do you guys got any pewter up there?
SPEAKER_03: No.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, no.
SPEAKER_03: Hot topic.
SPEAKER_03: Elena, how can I help you?
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we got Kevin Jewelers on the last.
SPEAKER_03: line? Kevin Jewelers is on the line?
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you have Hot Topic.
SPEAKER_03: How can I help you?
SPEAKER_01: Well, what's going on up?
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, I don't believe anything's going on outside.
SPEAKER_01: You don't believe anything's going on?
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't see anything going on outside.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, there's microorganisms everywhere, young lady.
SPEAKER_01: Did you ever stop to contemplate that?
SPEAKER_03: Actually, I took a microbiology and food class, so I know a little bit more about that than you.
SPEAKER_03: Was there anything I'd help you with hot topic, why then?
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'd like to talk about the section of that.
SPEAKER_01: the female avian reproductive tract where the shell is added to the egg.
SPEAKER_01: It's also known as the shell gland in the scrub fowl.
SPEAKER_01: If you want to get into that.
SPEAKER_03: You want to talk about something like Hot Topic wise, though?
SPEAKER_03: Because I do have some other things if you just want to talk about like microorganisms and stuff.
SPEAKER_01: Well, you're the one who said you knew about this, about that, about everything else.
SPEAKER_01: So let's get in a little pfowl, scrub fowl.
SPEAKER_03: Was there anything I could help you with that?
SPEAKER_03: With Hot Topic related, though?
SPEAKER_01: The windpipe of the chicken.
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to chew on that, chew on that, chew on that, chew on that, chew on that, chew on.
SPEAKER_01: on that. Hi, how are we doing tonight?
SPEAKER_01: Hi, too. Is this Dark Ages?
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was looking for that pewter toad that you guys got up there.
SPEAKER_04: We don't have pewter toad. We already have pewter with dragons.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, and a gnome, right?
SPEAKER_04: The gnome is not pewter. It's made of the raisin.
SPEAKER_01: Raisin. Oh, yeah. How about a three-dimensional mallard?
SPEAKER_04: No. Can you come to the store?
SPEAKER_01: Yes, I'll be in.
SPEAKER_01: So we'll go over in person.
SPEAKER_01: Sure, sure.
SPEAKER_05: Polyester Records.
SPEAKER_05: Hi, how are you doing?
SPEAKER_05: Good, thanks.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: Do you have any mule bowel on 7-inch?
SPEAKER_05: Well, um, sorry.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
SPEAKER_05: Sorry, mule bow?
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and they got a split EP with goofy loaf.
SPEAKER_05: Hello?
SPEAKER_05: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_05: Good one.
SPEAKER_05: Have you ever heard of Longmod Potion Castle?
SPEAKER_01: No?
SPEAKER_05: No?
SPEAKER_01: What's that about?
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, don't worry about it.
SPEAKER_05: No Goofyloaf or, um, Mule Bell.
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, sorry about that.
SPEAKER_05: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is Tony.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, who's it?
SPEAKER_01: Uh, hello?
SPEAKER_01: Uh, hey, man, yeah, what are you doing tonight?
SPEAKER_06: Wait, this is fucking long-month, motion, potion, potion cat was here?
SPEAKER_01: What are you saying?
SPEAKER_01: there, guy?
SPEAKER_01: Hey, are you ready to get tough?
SPEAKER_06: Oh, shit.
SPEAKER_06: Is this really the new...
SPEAKER_06: Hey, yo, but, yo.
SPEAKER_06: Hold up.
SPEAKER_06: Is this really the fucking long-mawful or what?
SPEAKER_01: What is up, my man?
SPEAKER_01: What is up?
SPEAKER_06: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, no.
SPEAKER_06: The numbers, because the numbers said it was coming from...
SPEAKER_01: Oh, hell no.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, hell.
SPEAKER_01: Missed me with that bullshit, bud.
SPEAKER_06: Hey, bro, how'd you get my numbers?
SPEAKER_01: The guy from UPS.
SPEAKER_06: All right.
SPEAKER_06: All right, bro.
SPEAKER_06: What's up with older's team, though?
SPEAKER_06: What's up?
SPEAKER_01: You're ready to get tough?
SPEAKER_01: Check out my musculature in the midnight hour.
SPEAKER_06: Oh, shit.
SPEAKER_01: I was thinking about heading out under the neon light tonight.
SPEAKER_01: What do you say?
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, bro, you should do it, bro.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
SPEAKER_06: Hey, bro, can you do me a favor?
SPEAKER_01: Check it out.
SPEAKER_06: Back in, like, in like 15 minutes.
SPEAKER_01: Call you back?
SPEAKER_01: What, are you busy or something?
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, I just got to, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06: I got to go to my home house real quick, but.
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, call me back, bro.
SPEAKER_01: All, give it a shot, bud.
SPEAKER_06: All right, take.
SPEAKER_01: Hey, take care of us.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, uh-huh.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, uh-huh.
SPEAKER_06: Oh, uh-huh.
SPEAKER_06: All right, peace.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, peace out.