Longmont Potion Castle 16 (2019)

Longmont Potion Castle 16

Track 11: LPC 16 Medley 3

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  • Woman #1: Hello?
  • LPC: Hi, how are you tonight?
  • Woman #1: I'm doing fine.
  • LPC: Oh, good.
  • LPC: Listen, I'm going to be revving up my jackhammer.
  • LPC: I just wanted to clear it with you, make sure that was all right.
  • Woman #1: What you're talking about?
  • Wayne Bent: Yes, yes.
  • LPC: I'm going to get my jackhammer cranked up here tonight, ma'am.
  • LPC: It's going to make some loud volume.
  • LPC: I just wanted to make sure that was okay with you.
  • Woman #1: Oh, we're our neighbors?
  • LPC: Yeah, we're your neighbor.
  • LPC: Uh-huh. Yeah, uh-huh.
  • LPC: I'm going to plug it in.
  • LPC: to your outlet out front, okay, with my extension cord.
  • LPC: Is that okay?
  • Woman #1: What you want?
  • Woman #1: Huh?
  • LPC: I'm not?
  • Woman #1: He warns.
  • Woman #1: He wants.
  • Woman #1: No.
  • LPC: Why not?
  • LPC: Well, I'm just going to plug it in right now for a few minutes, okay?
  • Woman #1: You don't want you in our yard.
  • LPC: Just for a couple minutes, okay?
  • LPC: It's not going to be a big deal.
  • LPC: I can give you two, three dollars.
  • Emilio: Hello.
  • LPC: Hey, Emilio.
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • LPC: Hey, this is Dale.
  • Emilio: Dale, who is this?
  • LPC: Where you from?
  • LPC: I'm from solar fantasies.
  • LPC: I do solar panels.
  • Emilio: Okay, what's going on?
  • LPC: I'm going to be on the rooftops tomorrow, getting some measurements up there.
  • Emilio: It's too late to be calm.
  • LPC: No, I'm going to be up there at 4 a.m., guy, in the morning.
  • Emilio: You're going to be what, at 4 a.m.?
  • LPC: On the rooftop, yeah.
  • Emilio: You ain't going to be on my roof at 4 a.m. shit.
  • LPC: Yes, I am.
  • LPC: Then I'll let you know how much is going to go.
  • LPC: Oh, come on down, man.
  • Emilio: I'll beat the fuck at you.
  • Emilio: I'll throw you right off that roof.
  • LPC: No, guy.
  • LPC: I'm doing this as a favor.
  • LPC: Hey, Arthur.
  • Arthur: Yeah.
  • LPC: Hey, this is Timmy.
  • Arthur: Who?
  • LPC: Timmy.
  • LPC/Arthur: Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, hey, do me a favor.
  • LPC: Would you bring your receptacles and your bins closer into your house?
  • LPC: Kind of an eyesore out here.
  • LPC: All right, up 'ere?
  • Arthur: Who's this?
  • LPC: I'm in the community, and I don't like what I see you up here.
  • LPC: Straighten it up a bit, and you understand?
  • LPC: Am I making sense?
  • LPC: Am I getting through?
  • Arthur: No, you're not getting through.
  • LPC: Oh, no?
  • LPC: Cheen, jean, jean.
  • Arthur: Oh, my God, what a fucking idiot you are.
  • LPC: Look, I just do it as a favor.
  • LPC: and pick it up.
  • LPC: All right.
  • LPC: Get out there and strain it up.
  • Arthur: Pick up what?
  • LPC: Pick up your bins, guy.
  • LPC: Your garbage can.
  • Arthur: Where is it?
  • LPC: It's a mess is what it is.
  • Arthur: Where is it?
  • LPC: It's too close to me.
  • LPC: It's too close to my property line.
  • LPC: And I don't like what I see.
  • Arthur: What's your property line?
  • Arthur: What's your address?
  • LPC: You know, gargone, well, my address is.
  • LPC: Pick it up.
  • LPC: You got it?
  • Arthur: Not tonight.
  • LPC: What's it going to take for me to get through to you?
  • None: Huh?
  • LPC: What is it going to take?
  • Arthur: I'll get rid of it tomorro morning.
  • LPC: Tomorrow morning?
  • LPC: You're full of excuses.
  • LPC: Every time I turn around, huh?
  • LPC: Oh, I'll do it later.
  • LPC: It's not my problem.
  • LPC: It's, you know, just getting gear, guy.
  • LPC: All right.
  • LPC: Comprendi, or?
  • Arthur: Well, if you come on my property, then you'd better bring a body bag for yourself.
  • LPC: I'll bring my horse whip if you try to give me any lip.
  • LPC: And we'll see who needs the bags then, tough guy, huh?
  • Arthur: Come on over.
  • Arthur: Bring a body bag, boy.
  • Arthur: I'd just love to do it.
  • LPC: I'll bring my bull wet and take care you a one, two, three.
  • LPC: Splat.
  • LPC: That's it.
  • LPC: End the story.
  • Arthur: Bring anything you want, scumbag.
  • Arthur: I'm waiting.
  • LPC: You're going to be laying on the sidewalk.
  • LPC: When I'm done with you, I'm going to roll you into traffic.
  • LPC: What do you think of that one?
  • Arthur: Do that.
  • LPC: I'll do that.
  • Arthur: Okay.
  • Man #1: Hello?
  • LPC: Hey, Stuart.
  • Stuart: Yeah.
  • LPC: Hi, how you doing?
  • Stuart: Hey, I'm doing well.
  • Stuart: How are you doing?
  • LPC: Good.
  • LPC: This is Rory.
  • Stuart: Oh, Rory.
  • Stuart: Oh, really?
  • Arthur: Come over already.
  • LPC: What are you doing, guy?
  • LPC: I'm supposed to meet you outside.
  • LPC: What are you doing?
  • Arthur: I've been outside.
  • Stuart: You're full of shit, man.
  • Arthur: Yeah.
  • Arthur: Ring my fucking bell then.
  • Arthur: Come over already.
  • Stuart: Hey, man, can you cut it with the language?
  • Stuart: I've got my kid on the line here.
  • Arthur: You got your kid on the line?
  • Arthur: Ring my fucking bell.
  • LPC: I'm going to bring your neck, guy.
  • LPC: What I'm going
  • LPC: to do.
  • Arthur: Ring my neck then, you little dickhead.
  • Stuart: Hey, again, language.
  • Arthur: Fuck you, scumbag.
  • Arthur: Ring my bell.
  • Stuart: Hey.
  • LPC: What do you prepare to do about it there, guy?
  • Arthur: Ring my bell.
  • Woman #1: and you'll see. *laughs*
  • LPC: You're going to be seeing stars, guy, once I'm done pummeling you.
  • LPC: You feel me?
  • Arthur: Really?
  • Arthur: I've been seeing stars when your daughter are sucking my dick.
  • LPC: Hey, lookie here, bunghole.
  • Stuart: Your going to see a black hole when I'm...
  • LPC: I'm going to take care of you real quick.
  • LPC: I'm going to take care of you tonight.
  • LPC: I'm going to lay you out.
  • LPC: I'm going to take care you real quick.
  • LPC: I'm going to take care you tonight.
  • LPC: I'm going to take care you real quick.
  • LPC: I'm going to take care you tonight.
  • Stuart: Hey, man, I think...
  • LPC: I'm going to lay you out.
  • Stuart: You what?
  • LPC: I'm going to take care you real quick.
  • Stuart: I think you're a pussy, man.
  • LPC: I'm going to lay you out.
  • Arthur: I'm going to lay you out.
  • LPC: I'm going to take you real quick.
  • LPC: I'm going to take care you tonight.
  • Stuart: I'm outside.
  • LPC: I'm going to lay you out.
  • LPC: I'm not going to take care of you real quick.
  • LPC: I'm going to take care you tonight.
  • Woman at Dark Ages: Hello?
  • LPC: Hello?
  • Woman at Dark Ages: Dark ages?
  • LPC: Oh, the dark ages.
  • LPC: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
  • LPC: So, I need to get into a mystical
  • LPC: pewter spiral formation.
  • Woman at Dark Ages: We have pewter, yes.
  • LPC: Okay, and I need a spiral and, I need a spiral and,
  • LPC: some kind of gnome, made out of pewter.
  • Woman at Dark Ages: Oh, I don't think we have.
  • Woman at Dark Ages: We have the gnome, but it's not made of pewter.
  • Woman at Dark Ages: The pewter, we have only dragons.
  • LPC: Oh, you have a gnome?
  • LPC: Oh, you have a gnome?
  • Woman at Dark Ages: Yeah, but not the dragon, just the statue, like, made off, I think, as raisin.
  • LPC: Tell me about the gnome.
  • LPC: I want to know about the gnome.
  • LPC: Tell me about the gnome.
  • Woman at Dark Ages: It made all the raisin.
  • LPC: Of rations.
  • LPC: What are you squeaking about?
  • LPC: Do you have any kind of a pewter overlord of some kind?
  • Woman at Dark Ages: No, we have the pewter, but only dragons.
  • LPC: Oh, a dragon. Wow.
  • LPC: I want to get into a miniature liquefied gnome.
  • LPC: No.
  • LPC: If I can get that from you tonight in the midnight hour.
  • Woman at Dark Ages: Uh...
  • LPC: Throw some Chinese stars at it.
  • Woman at Dark Ages: Okay.
  • Woman at Dark Ages: Um, can you give me your phone number?
  • Woman at Dark Ages: I'll send you the picture of what we have.
  • LPC: Yeah, it's 885, 7,400.
  • LPC: You bet.
  • LPC: Have a good night.
  • LPC: Thank you.
  • Woman at Dark Ages: Good afternoon.
  • Woman at Dark Ages: Thank you for calling Kevin Jewelers.
  • Woman at Dark Ages: Lee speaking.
  • Woman at Dark Ages: How can I help you?
  • LPC: Yeah, do you guys got any pewter up there?
  • SPEAKER_03: No.
  • LPC: Oh, no.
  • SPEAKER_03: Hot topic.
  • SPEAKER_03: Elena, how can I help you?
  • LPC: Yeah, we got Kevin Jewelers on the last.
  • SPEAKER_03: line? Kevin Jewelers is on the line?
  • SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you have Hot Topic.
  • SPEAKER_03: How can I help you?
  • LPC: Well, what's going on up?
  • SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, I don't believe anything's going on outside.
  • LPC: You don't believe anything's going on?
  • SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't see anything going on outside.
  • LPC: Oh, there's microorganisms everywhere, young lady.
  • LPC: Did you ever stop to contemplate that?
  • SPEAKER_03: Actually, I took a microbiology and food class, so I know a little bit more about that than you.
  • SPEAKER_03: Was there anything I'd help you with hot topic, why then?
  • LPC: Yeah, I'd like to talk about the section of that.
  • LPC: the female avian reproductive tract where the shell is added to the egg.
  • LPC: It's also known as the shell gland in the scrub fowl.
  • LPC: If you want to get into that.
  • SPEAKER_03: You want to talk about something like Hot Topic wise, though?
  • SPEAKER_03: Because I do have some other things if you just want to talk about like microorganisms and stuff.
  • LPC: Well, you're the one who said you knew about this, about that, about everything else.
  • LPC: So let's get in a little pfowl, scrub fowl.
  • SPEAKER_03: Was there anything I could help you with that?
  • SPEAKER_03: With Hot Topic related, though?
  • LPC: The windpipe of the chicken.
  • LPC: I don't want to chew on that, chew on that, chew on that, chew on that, chew on that, chew on.
  • LPC: on that. Hi, how are we doing tonight?
  • LPC: Hi, too. Is this Dark Ages?
  • Woman at Dark Ages: Yes.
  • LPC: Yeah, I was looking for that pewter toad that you guys got up there.
  • Woman at Dark Ages: We don't have pewter toad. We already have pewter with dragons.
  • LPC: Oh, and a gnome, right?
  • Woman at Dark Ages: The gnome is not pewter. It's made of the raisin.
  • LPC: Raisin. Oh, yeah. How about a three-dimensional mallard?
  • Woman at Dark Ages: No. Can you come to the store?
  • LPC: Yes, I'll be in.
  • LPC: And then we'll go over in person.
  • LPC: Sure, sure.
  • Guy at Polyster Records: Polyester Records.
  • LPC: Hi, how are you doing?
  • Guy at Polyster Records: Good, thanks.
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • LPC: Do you have any mule bowel on 7-inch?
  • Wayne Bent: Well, um...
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Guy at Polyster Records: Sorry, mule bow?
  • LPC: Yeah, and they got a split EP with Goofy Loaf.
  • Guy at Polyster Records: Hello?
  • Guy at Polyster Records: Hello?
  • LPC: You know what I'm saying?
  • Guy at Polyster Records: Good one.
  • Guy at Polyster Records: Have you ever heard of Longmod Potion Castle?
  • LPC: No?
  • Guy at Polyster Records: No? *laughs*
  • LPC: What's that about?
  • Guy at Polyster Records: Yeah, don't worry about it.
  • Guy at Polyster Records: No Goofy Loaf or, um, Mule Bowel.
  • Guy at Polyster Records: Yeah, sorry about that.
  • Guy at Polyster Records: Hello?
  • LPC: Yeah, this is Tony.
  • Man #1: Yeah, who's this?
  • Man #1: Uh, hello?
  • LPC: Uh, hey, man, yeah, what are you doing tonight?
  • Man #1: Wait, this is fucking Longmont Potion Castle shit?
  • LPC: What are you saying?
  • LPC: there, guy?
  • LPC: Hey, are you ready to get tough?
  • Man #1: Oh, shit.
  • Man #1: Is this really the new...
  • Man #1: Hey, yo, but, yo.
  • Man #1: Hold up.
  • Man #1: Is this really the fucking Longmont fool or what?
  • LPC: What is up, my man?
  • LPC: What is up?
  • Man #1: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, no.
  • Man #1: The numbers, because the numbers said it was coming from Denver...
  • LPC: Oh, hell no.
  • LPC: Oh, hell.
  • LPC: Missed me with that bullshit, bud.
  • Man #1: Hey, bro, how'd you get my number?
  • LPC: The guy from UPS.
  • Man #1: All right.
  • Man #1: All right, bro.
  • Man #1: What's up with Otis King, though?
  • Man #1: What's up with Otis King?
  • LPC: You're ready to get tough?
  • LPC: Check out my musculature in the midnight hour, or?
  • Man #1: Oh, shit.
  • LPC: I was thinking about heading out under the neon light tonight.
  • LPC: What do you say?
  • Man #1: Yeah, bro, you should do it, bro.
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Man #1: Hey, bro, can you do me a favor?
  • LPC: Check it out.
  • Man #1: Back in, like, in like 15 minutes.
  • LPC: Call you back?
  • LPC: What, are you busy or something?
  • Man #1: Yeah, yeah, I just got to, yeah, yeah.
  • Man #1: I got to go to my homie's house real quick, but.
  • Man #1: Yeah, call me back, bro.
  • LPC: All, give it a shot, bud.
  • Man #1: All right, take.
  • LPC: Hey, take care of us.
  • LPC: Oh, yeah, uh-huh.
  • LPC: Oh, uh-huh.
  • Man #1: Oh, uh-huh.
  • Man #1: All right, peace.
  • LPC: Yeah, peace out.