wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 13 (2017)

Track 17: LPC 13 Medley Reprise

SPEAKER_04: Unidentified caller, what do you need?
SPEAKER_05: I'm Sasha with Downy Flake Waffles, and I'd like to get you down and try some frozen waffles with us.
SPEAKER_04: What are my little bomb with that?
SPEAKER_04: Bring jackass. What do you want?
SPEAKER_05: Hey, why don't you come try some frozen waffles there, guy? They're real good.
SPEAKER_05: Why don't you go and jack off?
SPEAKER_05: Downey Flake Waffles.
SPEAKER_00: Yeah?
SPEAKER_05: Anybody there?
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
SPEAKER_05: What's going on?
SPEAKER_05: What do you need?
SPEAKER_00: Are you gay in over 21?
SPEAKER_05: What time is it?
SPEAKER_05: What time is it up there?
SPEAKER_00: Wow, that's so gay.
SPEAKER_05: What are you doing?
SPEAKER_00: I'm fucking playing with my talk.
SPEAKER_00: I bet.
SPEAKER_08: How can I help you, please?
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
SPEAKER_00: You had a nut on the phone there.
SPEAKER_08: Pardon me?
SPEAKER_00: I said there was some nut on the phone just now.
SPEAKER_06: Can I help you, then?
SPEAKER_00: Oh, there you go.
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
SPEAKER_00: Are you into hip-hop and shit and listen to Bernice?
SPEAKER_00: You listen to Bernice?
SPEAKER_00: What a fucking homo.
SPEAKER_00: You like new band.
SPEAKER_00: Huh, man? You like corn?
SPEAKER_00: You're such a bag.
SPEAKER_05: Shrimp connection?
SPEAKER_05: Yes, I got some shrimp up bar, and I got home and I waited if I didn't get nearly enough shrimp with my order.
SPEAKER_05: I came up bar now.
SPEAKER_05: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_05: And I made my order fair and square, and then I turned around, high-tailed at home.
SPEAKER_05: I wanted to eat the sons of guns.
SPEAKER_05: You got me?
SPEAKER_07: Got me, got me, got.
SPEAKER_05: But then I realized that I don't.
SPEAKER_05: I only got two, three shrimps.
SPEAKER_05: My portion was real miniature.
SPEAKER_05: Oh, shit.
SPEAKER_05: So what are we going to do here about you?
SPEAKER_03: Well, you're full of shit, what you are.
SPEAKER_03: What are we going to do about you?
SPEAKER_03: No, you're full of shit.
SPEAKER_04: Come back.
SPEAKER_05: Hey.
SPEAKER_04: Shrimp connection.
SPEAKER_05: I didn't get nearly enough shrimp in my order there, sir.
SPEAKER_05: I'm looking to make it right here today.
SPEAKER_05: Can I get a refund?
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
SPEAKER_03: you are. And you keep calling me with the same complaint. Now, where were you?
SPEAKER_03: What are you, uh, dingling?
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, I'm a dingling. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03: So, um, yeah. So what did you get?
SPEAKER_05: You took my money, and you didn't give me a doggone thing, partner.
SPEAKER_05: You left with nothing after I took your money?
SPEAKER_05: You took my money.
SPEAKER_05: My money. You took my money.
SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm supposed to do.
SPEAKER_05: I just want my money back.
SPEAKER_03: I'll tell you. Where am I going to send it?
SPEAKER_05: I'll come up and get it from you.
SPEAKER_03: Well, why don't you come on?
SPEAKER_05: Why don't you come on?
SPEAKER_05: Well, I don't know where the hell you are.
SPEAKER_05: Why don't you step up to the plate?
SPEAKER_03: Come on to Greenboro, North Carolina.
SPEAKER_03: I'll see you at cross, because.
SPEAKER_05: I'll meet you at midnight tonight.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, shit.
SPEAKER_05: I want you to have cash in hand.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I always travel with cash.
SPEAKER_05: You tell a man you're going to get him with full.
SPEAKER_05: order and he gets a partial order.
SPEAKER_05: You're in a heap of trouble up there.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, shit.
SPEAKER_03: I'll see you at midnight.
SPEAKER_05: Where's my damn money?
SPEAKER_05: Where's my damn money?
SPEAKER_05: In my pocket.
SPEAKER_05: Give it here.
SPEAKER_05: Pay me what I need.
SPEAKER_05: Give me what I need.
SPEAKER_07: Give me what I need.
SPEAKER_06: Give me what I need.
SPEAKER_04: Shit.
SPEAKER_04: Shrimp connection.
SPEAKER_05: I'm going to need a refund on my shrimp.
SPEAKER_05: I didn't get enough.
SPEAKER_03: Okay, listen, asshole.
SPEAKER_03: I was at Costco the other night at midnight waiting on you.
SPEAKER_05: Well, hey, I was there, too.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, bullshit.
SPEAKER_03: You don't know about in the down parking lot for me.
SPEAKER_05: You never showed up there.
SPEAKER_03: Bullshit.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: Let me make this real clear to you.
SPEAKER_05: What's that?
SPEAKER_03: Go fucking sell and leave me along.
SPEAKER_05: Hey, why don't you speak English?
SPEAKER_02: Impact drug and alcohol treatment center.
SPEAKER_02: This is Steve.
SPEAKER_05: I've got a quartered individual.
SPEAKER_05: to bring in there this afternoon
SPEAKER_05: named Skippy.
SPEAKER_02: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
SPEAKER_02: Who's scheduling Skippy?
SPEAKER_05: He's just having a real hard time of Justin.
SPEAKER_05: Can you talk to him for a moment?
SPEAKER_02: But first of all, who from Impact scheduled him?
SPEAKER_05: That information I don't have at my finger.
SPEAKER_02: Because we don't just bring people in at our court orders.
SPEAKER_05: Can you talk to Skippy for a moment?
SPEAKER_05: Just let him know that he'll be in good hands.
SPEAKER_02: No, sir.
SPEAKER_02: No, sir.
SPEAKER_02: Do you have a contact person?
SPEAKER_02: What do you need?
SPEAKER_06: Tell me what you?
SPEAKER_06: What's up, Skippy?
SPEAKER_06: This is Skippy.
SPEAKER_06: That sounds like that.
SPEAKER_06: What do you need?
SPEAKER_06: Tell me what you're trying to need.
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
SPEAKER_06: I have to try to need.
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
SPEAKER_05: What are you?
SPEAKER_02: We would have to fail for this.
SPEAKER_05: Can you, can you just try to talk to sense?
SPEAKER_05: listen to him, please. I'm trying to hold the guy down to talk to you here.
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
SPEAKER_05: Here, talk to him. Just try.
SPEAKER_06: What do you do you need?
SPEAKER_06: Tell me what you need.
SPEAKER_06: I don't know what you need.
SPEAKER_06: What are you doing to need?
SPEAKER_06: What do you need?
SPEAKER_05: He took off.
SPEAKER_02: Oh, my God.
SPEAKER_02: Why couldn't you hold him down?
SPEAKER_05: I try. He's a big fella.
SPEAKER_02: Who is this?
SPEAKER_05: My name's David Chandler. I'm an attorney.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_05: Skippy was court-ordered to get some rehabilitation.
SPEAKER_05: I thought you guys could, you know, sort of grease the wheel, sort of speak.
SPEAKER_02: Skippy has to have a willing heart.
SPEAKER_05: Well, here you again.
SPEAKER_05: Skipie, talk to this Jones again.
SPEAKER_05: Hold on.
SPEAKER_06: What do you try to do?
SPEAKER_06: Even.
SPEAKER_02: Who is that?
SPEAKER_02: Hey, who am I speaking with?
SPEAKER_05: David Chandler, attorney?
SPEAKER_02: You're sticking to the script?
SPEAKER_05: That's my profession.
SPEAKER_02: So, how may I help you, David?
SPEAKER_05: I wanted you to talk to Skippy.
SPEAKER_02: Put Skippy on the phone.
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I'll hear him.
SPEAKER_08: Thank you for calling Lindsay. This is Jenny. How can I help you?
SPEAKER_08: This is Lindsay Golf Course. Jenny is speaking. May I help you?
SPEAKER_08: Hello. Hello? Is there anything I can help you with today?
SPEAKER_08: Well, hello. Ableton support. This is Lucas. How can I help?
SPEAKER_05: This is Stewie. I'm trying to use this recording program here, and I'm just having a heck of a time here. Everything's warbling and fouled up.
SPEAKER_01: Okay. Yeah, I'm happy to help here. Can I get the email address of your Ableton.com account?
SPEAKER_05: It's Dickie.
SPEAKER_05: at primemail.biz. And I'm just having a gargantuan problem here with my recording and
SPEAKER_05: playback. There's cross-talk and cancellation on pretty much everything I try to do, and it's just not
SPEAKER_05: helping. I went to guitar center, and they're not able to tell me a doggone thing.
SPEAKER_01: Okay. Let's see. I don't see, I'm not seeing an account under this, Dickie. Is that D-I-C-K-Y?
SPEAKER_05: It's I-E. It's I-E. It's I-E. And then it's Prime-M-M-A.
SPEAKER_01: L-P-R-I-M-E-M-E-A-L-B-I-Z?
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm not, I'm not seeing an account under that email address.
SPEAKER_01: Um, is there maybe another one of the, the, the...
SPEAKER_05: I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_05: Were you coming from now?
SPEAKER_05: I was here.
SPEAKER_05: I can't...
SPEAKER_05: What's that?
SPEAKER_05: It's things defective, sir.
SPEAKER_01: Um, I just, yeah.
SPEAKER_01: I'm...
SPEAKER_05: I paid cash on the barrel, and I'm hearing...
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: Which version of live are you using here?
SPEAKER_05: I'm here in...
SPEAKER_05: Version 10.
SPEAKER_05: I paid cash all in the barrel, and I'm here in bullfrogs and...
SPEAKER_05: birds and everything, going on bubbles.
SPEAKER_01: I'm wondering if maybe you've got the wrong product here.
SPEAKER_01: We don't have a live 10.
SPEAKER_05: Or 1.0, I guess.
SPEAKER_01: We also don't. I mean, live 1.0 is a product for 1999, so I don't think that's it.
SPEAKER_05: Do you know what phase cancellation sounds like?
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, absolutely.
SPEAKER_05: Like, oh, really?
SPEAKER_05: It sounds like snakes are nesting inside of my recordings.
SPEAKER_05: I got an acoustic guitar inside of my recordings.
SPEAKER_05: I got it sounds like a sit tar going wild and up there.
SPEAKER_05: Okay, and so, yeah, so, I'm hearing...
SPEAKER_01: Unfortunately, I can't really help you out further if you can't give me a...
SPEAKER_05: I'm hearing different languages on tape, different languages.
SPEAKER_05: I'm hearing insects and wildlife.
SPEAKER_05: This is just an acoustic-based project that I'm trying to run here.
SPEAKER_01: Interesting. I see.
SPEAKER_05: So can't we work something through?
SPEAKER_05: I went to guitar center, and they told me to call you.
SPEAKER_05: I can't make that.
SPEAKER_05: I haven't made it.
SPEAKER_05: I can't make it work with the sounds I'm hearing.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I see.
SPEAKER_01: I see that sounds pretty tricky there.
SPEAKER_01: Definitely hearing some strange things over here on my end as well.
SPEAKER_01: Everything's a double-time.
SPEAKER_05: I'm hearing foreign languages.
SPEAKER_01: I've got to say, your voice sounds very familiar.
SPEAKER_01: I feel like maybe I've spoken with you before.
SPEAKER_05: Well, I've had this issue pop up from time to time.
SPEAKER_05: It sounds like I got a frog inside of my microphone here.
SPEAKER_01: I see.
SPEAKER_01: It's always like I got a frog.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: Well, listen, I do think that sounds like you've got a pretty serious problem there,
SPEAKER_01: but without figuring out your license details here, I can't really spend any more time with you.
SPEAKER_01: I've given you my email address.
SPEAKER_05: I've got my receipt in hand.
SPEAKER_01: I can tell you what, I can't stay on the phone here with you,
SPEAKER_01: but I'm happy to send you an email about address.
SPEAKER_01: And if you can just reply to that, we'll kind of work towards figuring out what's going on with your license there.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_05: It sounds like I got a primate running.
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
SPEAKER_05: in my recording space.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: I understand, sir, definitely.
SPEAKER_01: Look, I can't really spend any more time on the phone here with you,
SPEAKER_01: but I appreciate you, Colin, and maybe try us back another time.
SPEAKER_01: I would love to recommend that you call us back.
SPEAKER_01: All right, thanks for calling and bye.