Track 17: LPC 12 Medley 3

• None: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm Jorge.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I gotta say that you guys got a real loud residence over there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I need you to tone it down tonight.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And I gotta say that you think you can do that?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How about you slap me with $100 so I can get a hotel room?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Dollars so I get a hotel room.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Where do you live?
  
• SPEAKER_00: In the easement.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why don't you guys just zip her up tonight?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hey, hey, hey.
  
• SPEAKER_02: We're yet.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm uphill.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're up hill.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're going to be going downhill real quick unless you straighten it out.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, I need to know where you are.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're going to put on your thinking, Cammy.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Do the right thing here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Aldi Gaggin.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, where are you at?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm in the brush.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Down in the brush.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It sounded like you were chucking spears up in the air last night.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's far out.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So who is this?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Jorge.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Jorge.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You got any cords up in there?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hors for the hay.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just shut her down.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're making out a lick of sense.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Who the fuck is this?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who are you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm Jorge from Bogota.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm nudity of the neighborhood here, but tone it down.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Dude, fucking idiot.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What are you seven years old?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hey, shut it up and hang up the phone and be quiet tonight.
  
• SPEAKER_02: No, fuck you.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Where's...
  
• None: Where's...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hey, guy.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's up?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who's this?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Dustin.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm just over the easement, right by you,
  
• SPEAKER_00: and keep it down at your place.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't want to hear it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You got the wrong number, pal.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What do you think of that?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What do you think of what?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know what you're talking about.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You talk about the easement, whatever.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know what the hell are you talking about.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Where do you live?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'll come over here right now, tough guy.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I want to see a checkbook, so I can get a hotel room.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, go stick your head in your pillow now, all right?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Critical Massif.
  
• SPEAKER_00: HL delivery?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We've had our driver up there twice since Thursday for a COD parcel.
  
• SPEAKER_00: For a critical massive?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, for a COD.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Something went very strange with this audio there for a second.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We have a gate.
  
• SPEAKER_01: There's not a door, so there's a number on the gate for them to call when they're here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: So if they don't call us, we're not going to come to the gate.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And that's because you have an audio problem.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I understand that, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't have an audio problem.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I just had an audio problem.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You just said to you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Just you, your voice was rewinding and squeaking, so I've never had that happen before on any call.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's why we've been out there three times coming up here, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, so you have to call us.
  
• SPEAKER_01: If the phone doesn't ring, we don't know you're there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What I'm doing.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, so are you here now.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Are you here now?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Are you here now?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm an administrator, so level three, D-HL, all right?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Fantastic.
  
• SPEAKER_01: So what do you need me to do?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're basically scolding me when no one has called this.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, fix your audio problem.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Number one, so our driver can do this job.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We don't have an audio problem.
  
• SPEAKER_01: The phone rings when people dial.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You can give us a call.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You've gotten through to me right now, correct?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, you're rewinding and whistling.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Can't really make out what you're saying.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, yep.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Critical Massif.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi, yeah, you guys got your buzzer fixed up bar?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, our buzzer works.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, because you told me it was defective a minute ago.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I know, I didn't say the buzzer was defective.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You sure did.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Your call was defective.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And you said you're under critical mass right now?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Sounds like a critical mass on your intercom.
  
• SPEAKER_00: All right, so is this a crank call?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yep, bye.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is Mel with D.H.L. delivery.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We have been trying to come out there for three days since last Thursday.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Where? Where have you been trying to come?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm at the administrative office. I'm not a driver.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Where? Wait, wait. Who are you trying? Who are you trying to deliver to what individual?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Eric?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And now why has the driver had to go?
  
• SPEAKER_00: come out three times? I'm not sure.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Eric? Probably because he doesn't have the code
  
• SPEAKER_00: to the door.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, I said. I'm looking at this pouch here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What I'm seeing, the pictures on this thing.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's a little inappropriate.
  
• SPEAKER_02: This poucher. This is not sure.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Why is there two people talking on the phone?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'll make a one-time exception.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Three times. I'm not sure.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just tell me when we can come back out
  
• SPEAKER_00: for COD on this pouch.
  
• SPEAKER_00: COD? What is it? Who's it from?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just tell me when.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Satan City, CEDY, COD on this.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know. Real inappropriate drawings on here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't really know what you're talking about, man.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You've got to tell me to look from.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Real inappropriate drawings on here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: See you later.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yep, D.HL delivery calling. I'm calling for a...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who are you delivering?
  
• SPEAKER_00: There's drawings all over the place.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What do you mean?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Drawings?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Unfreaking believable, the drawings I'm seeing on this package.
  
• SPEAKER_00: The drawings I'm seeing on this package here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: The drawings I'm skeleton.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And just, anyway, we've been out there twice.
  
• SPEAKER_00: There's a three-time search yard.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm not paying anything, dude.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're not telling me what it is.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, I can tell you exactly what it is.
  
• SPEAKER_00: There's skeletons and skulls and a lot of inappropriate stuff on you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So there's the faggotts now.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Fuck you.