wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 10 (2013)

Track 9: LPC 10 Medley 2

SPEAKER_07: Advanced Hydro.
SPEAKER_03: Yes. I'm trying to make a laser oil compound outdoors,
SPEAKER_03: and I'm trying to keep out an opossum.
SPEAKER_07: Laser oil? I don't know. I'm not familiar with that.
None: But I just go with laser oil. I'm interesting.
None: Now, what do you need on my end?
SPEAKER_03: Why don't you try listening up here a little bit?
SPEAKER_07: I'm not familiar with what your laser oil is.
SPEAKER_07: Frankly, you're kind of rude. What are you looking for, did?
SPEAKER_03: I need to get a fence set up to keep this opossum out of my affairs.
SPEAKER_07: A fence. I don't set up fences, dude. I'm an indoor hydroponist store. I'm like, I'm a grow shop. I got
SPEAKER_07: so growing equipment. Ballets, bulbs, lights.
SPEAKER_03: How about I come in there and knock your own a little bit?
SPEAKER_07: Am I really getting a phone call for someone asking about laser oil and it's threatening to beat me up?
SPEAKER_07: If this is a business, you're threatening me. I mean, there's two ways of doing things, but I'll basically just call the cost right now.
SPEAKER_07: So if you want to do that, go ahead and come off down. Okay, bro, but I have to go. I'm trying to help a customer, and I have a certain reputation.
SPEAKER_07: So I don't know what laser oil is. I don't know what your problem is, but no one's disrespecting me.
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to need store credit, I figure, because while we're talking here, this opossum has just wiped me out.
SPEAKER_07: I don't understand what an opossum is. I don't have to store credit.
SPEAKER_03: Well, you can just let me take what I need.
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to report you for calling me and threatening me multiple times, so I'm going to go out of the pondering on the police. Goodbye.
SPEAKER_05: Good Avenue, sorry, Rick speaking.
SPEAKER_03: I need to get some.
SPEAKER_03: Magnetic oil?
SPEAKER_05: Magnetic oil? We don't have anything like that.
SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm shooting lasers, and I got to cordone it off with magnetic oil.
SPEAKER_05: I think you might have phoned the wrong number. We're a sign shop.
SPEAKER_03: Well, you have magnets, don't you?
SPEAKER_05: Yeah. How much do you need?
SPEAKER_03: Well, I've got 4,200 lasers firing right here, fella.
SPEAKER_05: Well, I don't know anything about your company to tell you the truth, so, you know, I've got a little bit of magnetic material here.
SPEAKER_05: If you need more, I can order some in, but...
SPEAKER_03: How about if I started firing lasers up there?
SPEAKER_05: I don't know what you're looking for, you know?
SPEAKER_05: I sell magnetic sheeting, yes.
SPEAKER_05: If you'd like some of that, I can sell you that.
SPEAKER_05: But I don't sell magnetic oil.
SPEAKER_05: You know, if you explain what you'd like, it'd be a lot easier for me to decide if I have it or not.
SPEAKER_03: I want to drape giant sheets of magnet over my lasers.
SPEAKER_05: Well, then you'd probably be better off to phone a magnetic wholesaler.
SPEAKER_03: A sailor? I don't have time to...
SPEAKER_05: Whole sailor.
SPEAKER_03: I'm not talking about oysters here, Phil. I'm talking about lasers here, Phil. I'm talking about lasers.
SPEAKER_03: You with me?
SPEAKER_05: I understand what you need.
SPEAKER_05: But do you know the difference between wholesale and retail?
SPEAKER_03: Are you a marine biologist, or what are you?
SPEAKER_03: What is your problem, man?
SPEAKER_03: Look, I'm firing lasers up here, and I don't have time to go down to the dock or whatever it is you're suggesting, okay?
SPEAKER_05: Do you know what a wholesaler is?
SPEAKER_05: It's a company that sells to retail shops.
SPEAKER_05: I buy magnetic from a magnetic wholesaler.
SPEAKER_05: Why don't you read?
SPEAKER_05: It has nothing to do with ships or fish or oceans.
SPEAKER_05: What part of you?
SPEAKER_05: Don't you?
SPEAKER_05: Is this some kind of joke phone call, man, or what?
SPEAKER_03: Why don't you run up here and give me what I need?
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what you need.
SPEAKER_03: I'm firing lasers every which way up here.
SPEAKER_03: I don't really care.
SPEAKER_03: Your sign says magnetic, fellow.
SPEAKER_05: It says magnetics, yes. It's a sheeting of magnetic.
SPEAKER_05: It's got nothing to do with oil.
SPEAKER_03: You're running me around here.
SPEAKER_05: I think you should call somebody else.
SPEAKER_05: I do.
SPEAKER_05: Goodbye.
SPEAKER_06: Calvin's wheel, Chad, here?
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I got a 24-wheeler here. I need some chrome work done on it.
SPEAKER_06: What do you want to get done?
SPEAKER_03: Need it polished up, and I need all the wheels inflated.
SPEAKER_03: And then deflated and inflated it all over again.
SPEAKER_06: When can you bring it to me?
SPEAKER_06: I've got room for each more morning at about 3.30 in the a.m.
SPEAKER_03: Why don't you, uh, his head up here and give me what I need, okay?
SPEAKER_06: I'm done.
SPEAKER_06: I can do it.
SPEAKER_03: What am I looking at here on time and money?
SPEAKER_06: 6,300 bucks in about 45 minutes.
SPEAKER_03: I'll look for you.
SPEAKER_06: I'll be the guy running down the street with an air compressor, one of those 12-volt ones.
SPEAKER_03: You're going to be running the other way when I'm doing with you.
SPEAKER_04: Oh, shit, he's bigger than me run.
SPEAKER_04: This is Trishishishishish.
SPEAKER_03: This is Goof-Bone, Colin.
SPEAKER_04: Google Phone?
SPEAKER_04: What? I can understand you.
SPEAKER_03: I'm Gofer-Bone.
SPEAKER_04: You know what? I can't understand you.
SPEAKER_03: Are you deaf?
SPEAKER_04: I'm not deaf.
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
SPEAKER_04: know how to spell it. What the words are coming out of your mouth? I don't know what
SPEAKER_04: you're saying, man.
SPEAKER_04: Why spell to me? What is it anyway?
SPEAKER_03: Why don't you switch ears?
SPEAKER_03: Why don't you speak clear?
SPEAKER_03: Are both your ears as bad as this one? Because...
SPEAKER_04: You only got one mouth, but you're not talking really clearly.
SPEAKER_03: I'm gopher bone.
SPEAKER_04: See, I don't understand you.
SPEAKER_03: What are you dumb?
SPEAKER_04: I'm not as dumb as you.
SPEAKER_03: I'm looking for the big beaver.
SPEAKER_04: We don't have no big beaver. I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_04: Mayhut.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this is a hot frog, and I'm looking for the big beaver up there.
SPEAKER_02: The hot frog looking for the big beaver.
SPEAKER_02: Are you?
SPEAKER_03: Gopher bone set me up here.
SPEAKER_02: Gopher bone, huh?
SPEAKER_02: Sounds like a good time.
SPEAKER_03: I need to get some snares set up.
SPEAKER_02: You need to get some snares set up.
SPEAKER_02: You need to get some snares shut up.
SPEAKER_03: And I'm fixing to shut you up.
SPEAKER_02: Sweet.
SPEAKER_02: Sounds like a good plan.
SPEAKER_02: Fucking bitch.
SPEAKER_03: Do you have the Big Beaver?
SPEAKER_03: The Big Beaver?
SPEAKER_03: I'd like to get a bottle of it.
SPEAKER_01: We don't have the beaver.
SPEAKER_03: The Big Beaver.
SPEAKER_03: Let me see if it's in my system.
SPEAKER_04: It's not in my system, we don't have it.
SPEAKER_04: I don't have anything in my system yet.
SPEAKER_03: I'm not suggesting you've drank it.
SPEAKER_08: No, it's not in my system as far as I don't know.
SPEAKER_08: I don't know where to order it from.
SPEAKER_08: This check, may I help you?
SPEAKER_08: Have you seen it in Dallas before?
SPEAKER_08: Hello?
SPEAKER_08: Have you seen it in Dallas before?
SPEAKER_08: What is it you're looking for?
SPEAKER_08: Oh, somebody was asking me if we had any big beaver, liqueur, or efforttee?
SPEAKER_08: Big beaver?
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
SPEAKER_08: I have never seen it.
SPEAKER_08: I hadn't seen it.
SPEAKER_08: It's not my system.
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I got a chicken that has a big beaver down the street.
SPEAKER_00: But I haven't heard of that one.
SPEAKER_00: A lot of stuff comes out first in New York.
SPEAKER_00: I have to find out what it is.
SPEAKER_00: What's the flavor of it?
SPEAKER_04: Hello.
SPEAKER_04: Hello?
SPEAKER_04: Hi.
SPEAKER_04: Hi.
SPEAKER_04: Hi.
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
SPEAKER_04: I don't know how I got connected to you.
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, what's going on here?
SPEAKER_01: You've got multiple phone calls going on at the same time.
SPEAKER_03: Do you have the Big Beaver?
SPEAKER_01: I've never heard of it.
SPEAKER_03: Well, it's pretty new.
SPEAKER_01: Pretty damn new.
SPEAKER_03: You know, it's just on an infomercial on it.
SPEAKER_01: Are you on a cell phone?
SPEAKER_01: I think you need to hang up because there's another phone ringing.
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: Nickelburn?
SPEAKER_01: You're calling two liquor stores at the same time.
SPEAKER_01: You know what, sir, that's looking for the Big Beaver.
SPEAKER_01: You're speaking.
SPEAKER_01: He can to Susan's Fine Wine and also to the liquor barn.
SPEAKER_01: So you need to hang up and just make one single phone call.
SPEAKER_03: Work with me.
SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to.
SPEAKER_03: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: Okay, this guy is called to a couple different liquor stores,
SPEAKER_01: and he needs to hang up so that we can all get disconnected.
SPEAKER_07: Interesting.
SPEAKER_07: Okay, well, I will hang up then.
SPEAKER_01: I've tried hanging up, but he still has the line open.
SPEAKER_07: Good Lord.
SPEAKER_07: Great.
SPEAKER_07: Okay.