Track 5: Locommode

• SPEAKER_01: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you've got Preston Windermere here, 1,800 toilets.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Is this Joe?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Wait a minute, who is this?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is Preston. I'm with 1,800 toilets.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We're going to put 14 portable toilets on your property tomorrow.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We got some construction crews in the area, and we need to place them there on your property.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I got none to do with it. I don't want it.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, you got to clear about 45 square feet right in front so we can put our toilets up.
  
• SPEAKER_01: there, okay? We're from 1,800 toilets.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Where is it? Say the name and where the address.
  
• SPEAKER_01: On your rental property there. We need you to clear 45 square fare. We got green
  
• SPEAKER_01: toilets, orange toilets, red toilets, coming your way first thing tomorrow morning.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And I want you to make sure there's no rocks or trash or bushes.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I have nothing to do with it that doesn't belong to me. Leave me alone.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hey, Joe, this is Preston with 1-800 toilets.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We need you to give us a deposit, too, $300 deposit just to protect our toilets.
  
• SPEAKER_01: All right, I'll be by to pick that up.
  
• SPEAKER_01: $300.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm going to give you nothing.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And lay off before I call the police on you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hey, I'm going to come out there and demand the check tomorrow morning.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Do you understand me?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're going to lay over.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're going to be in jail.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're going to be in jail.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm from 1-800 toilets.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're full of shit.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Why don't you go out front and clean it up?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is Preston-Windemir, 1-800 toilets.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You still don't play off?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Listen to me.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We're bringing 14 portable toilets to your property tomorrow morning.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You got the wrong number?
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You're stupid.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Let you up your motherfucker.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're going to jail, sir, if you don't let us in to set up your toilets.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Do you understand?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Let you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Why should I let you in?
  
• SPEAKER_01: We want you up front.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We need a check, and we need keys to the,
  
• SPEAKER_01: the property to set up 14 toilets.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Why don't you drop dead, you're
  
• SPEAKER_02: motherfucker?
  
• SPEAKER_02: You're going to jail.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Why don't you drop dead?
  
• SPEAKER_02: You're going to...
  
• SPEAKER_02: You're going to be in jail.
  
• SPEAKER_01: If you don't let us in, you're going to go to prison.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're going to jail over these
  
• SPEAKER_01: toilets.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You got it?
  
• SPEAKER_02: You are a fucking guy, you know, and I'm
  
• SPEAKER_02: going to have my lawyer, you know.
  
• SPEAKER_02: He's going to lock you up.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I already call the police, and I gave him your numbers.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You motherfucker.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You're calling me.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You should give you toilet.
  
• SPEAKER_02: When I don't own anything, I don't own it from stocks you.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You want to give me toilets?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Your motherfucker.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You owe...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Get out.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Get to work.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You son of a bitch.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Get to work.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You owe me $800.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yellow.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hey, guy, you've got to cut me a check on these freaking toilets here.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Sure, I'm going to catch your check.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm going to cut your throat, you motherfucker.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yellow.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, man, you tell me, what color toilets do you want?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Red, green, orange?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Let me tell you, your motherfucker.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You want to come over here, you know,
  
• SPEAKER_02: and I'll slash your motherfucker's throat.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Come over here, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Come over, your motherfucker.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You're dropped dead, your chicken shit.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You are gangster.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You are a criminal,
  
• SPEAKER_02: and you will drop dead, you know.
  
• SPEAKER_02: If I don't slash your throat,
  
• SPEAKER_02: somebody else will,
  
• SPEAKER_02: and you'll want to.
  
• SPEAKER_02: up in jail and drop that there.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, so orange.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I accidentally got locked in one of these toilets.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Could you please come let me out, help me get out?
  
• SPEAKER_02: You're not going to stop for those motherfucking toilets?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Come over here, you chicken shit, motherfucker.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hey, Joe, would you want to come down and hop on the toilet?
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's pretty neat.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Your motherfucker.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Your parents will be miserable of you.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Your chicky shit, I pray to God you should drop dead.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You should have an accident and drop dead before you heard anybody.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Because if I see you, motherfucker, I'd slash your throat.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Your motherfucker, you're such a sick.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Aren't you ashamed that what you're doing to your parents, that you're a criminal?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Aren't you ashamed of it, you motherfucker?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Your chicky shit?
  
• SPEAKER_02: You're not for nothing, you motherfucker.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Drop there.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Drop dead, motherfucker.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Drop dead.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hey, Joe.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We'd like to offer you a job down here at 1-800 toilets.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why don't you come on down for an interview?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Why don't you fuck yourself?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Your motherfucker, why don't you fuck yourself?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Drop dead, you motherfucker.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You're going to fall into an accident.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I pray in my synagogue.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I pray for you that you should drop dead.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So you won't have to go to jail, but you'll drop that, you know.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Your mother.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You don't know your fuck.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You're a chick and shit.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You're not worth, not even one nickel.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Your mother must be struggling with her mental health
  
• SPEAKER_02: that she raised her.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Mother fuck, the chicken shit, so like you.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You're a chicken shit.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You shit.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You put your shit.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Motherfucker.
  
• SPEAKER_02: We'll talk about Moundefat.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We'll talk about it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Drop dead.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Grab dead.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Grab dead, motherfucker.