Longmont Potion Castle 9 (2012)

Longmont Potion Castle 9

Track 7: Lizards

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  • SPEAKER_01: There really is so much to see and do.
  • SPEAKER_01: Special deals and packages make you want to stay just a little longer.
  • SPEAKER_00: So you can take it all in.
  • SPEAKER_00: But don't worry, there's plenty of room.
  • SPEAKER_00: Good evening, Trondofish, my name is Javier. How many help you, sir?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yes, I'd like to get three sweets for three lizards.
  • SPEAKER_00: For three lizards, sir?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yes, sir.
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, unfortunately, we cannot accommodate animals in the rooms.
  • SPEAKER_02: Well, they're amphibians, actually.
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know it. I know it, but that's so.
  • SPEAKER_00: Something that should actually be authorized in any case by one of my managers, actually, up to them.
  • SPEAKER_02: Will you massage a lizard?
  • SPEAKER_00: Massage the lizard is something that need to be checked by the executive team of the hotel.
  • SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_00: Agree with that or they won't.
  • SPEAKER_00: But unfortunately, none of them is here right now, as is 2 a.m. in the morning.
  • SPEAKER_02: How do you massage a lizard?
  • SPEAKER_00: How do we massage the lizards?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_00: Oh, I don't know exactly.
  • SPEAKER_00: To be honest, I actually never had one of them.
  • SPEAKER_00: So I don't know how do they massage this kind of the lizards.
  • SPEAKER_02: Like massage its ribs?
  • SPEAKER_00: Oh, I don't, I don't know how do they massage the lizard.
  • SPEAKER_02: How about a cobra?
  • SPEAKER_00: Actually, I'm 99% sure that we cannot put this kind of animals inside the hotel, like cobras, lizards,
  • SPEAKER_00: and all these things.
  • SPEAKER_00: I could actually almost guarantee.
  • SPEAKER_02: Will you talk to my leader?
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah, of course.
  • SPEAKER_00: If you would like me, I can talk to your leader, if you like it.
  • SPEAKER_02: Talk to my leader.
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah, perfect.
  • SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_01: So, how come it is that the further in you go, the bigger it gets?
  • SPEAKER_00: Hi, sir, you there?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm listening like strange noises, and I don't know if this is a real,
  • SPEAKER_00: call or this is a joke to the hotels. I'm sorry about it, but it's very strange.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm listening to the really strange noises.
  • SPEAKER_00: I know somebody was asking me some questions.
  • SPEAKER_02: Let me hand you over to my leader one more time.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hi, sir.
  • SPEAKER_01: That was like an introduction.
  • SPEAKER_00: Is this a real call or are you?
  • SPEAKER_00: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_00: Because right now, I don't exactly know what's going on.
  • SPEAKER_00: It's actually very strange questions, the one that you're asking me.
  • SPEAKER_00: At the meantime, I'm literally like very strange noises at the phone, and this is actually not normal.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry about it.
  • SPEAKER_00: I think there is just more misunderstanding within this cold.
  • SPEAKER_01: Stuff which looked like orange mothballs.
  • SPEAKER_00: Sir, if I keep listening in this song, I'm going to hang off the call.
  • SPEAKER_00: Because I'm listening very strange noises.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't know if this is a real call or if it's not.
  • SPEAKER_02: Will you massage the lizards or...
  • SPEAKER_00: But is that kind of a joke or anything, sir?
  • SPEAKER_00: Because I don't understand, like massage the lizards.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't know anybody who massage the lizards on their ribs.
  • SPEAKER_00: I'll give you my email address.
  • SPEAKER_00: I will forward it to the concierge.
  • SPEAKER_00: I will make sure that we will massage the lizard if they can find anyone who can do it.
  • SPEAKER_02: Good, good.
  • SPEAKER_02: Here, let's see what my leader has to say.
  • SPEAKER_02: And I fell through the chrysanthemum.
  • SPEAKER_00: Sir?
  • SPEAKER_00: Do you mind if I really give it to you?
  • SPEAKER_00: The don't know.
  • SPEAKER_01: What was happening was that there were a lot of being.
  • SPEAKER_01: Was that there were a lot of beings.
  • SPEAKER_01: in there.
  • SPEAKER_00: Sorry, but I'm still listening on these strange noises.
  • SPEAKER_00: And it's actually not normal, all the noises that I'm actually listening to.
  • SPEAKER_00: I mean, I don't understand me know which is a sadly question that you have to me.
  • SPEAKER_00: If it's about the leasers, definitely, you will send me the email.
  • SPEAKER_00: I will definitely write it down and I will make sure that we send out to our conchairs.
  • SPEAKER_00: But I don't know which kind of massage can we do to a lizard, sir.
  • SPEAKER_00: I don't exactly know which kind of massage.
  • SPEAKER_00: I just can we do to a lizard or something like that.
  • SPEAKER_00: But I don't really understand the purpose of this skull.
  • SPEAKER_02: Here, let me give you my leader.
  • SPEAKER_01: Objects which look like fabrici eggs from Mars
  • SPEAKER_01: morphing themselves with mandayan alphabetical structures.
  • SPEAKER_00: I cannot accommodate lizards or cobras or anything like that, unfortunately.
  • SPEAKER_00: As I thought you already, I already said the same answer.
  • SPEAKER_00: several times, so as I told you once again, I would need to really hang off the phone because these are very strange calls.